Stinkoman 20X6
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Kelp Monster's Wrath!
The Kelp Monster burst out of the cave. It was a giant wad of kelp with big Squidward-like eyes and a giant human-shaped nose. He had tentacles for feet.
Stevie: (whispering to Marissa) Stand perfectly still. It can't see you if you're standing still.
Marissa: (loudly) Okay!
Stevie: D'oh!
The Kelp Monster turned to Stevie and Marissa.
Kelp Monster: Those who wake me up shall feel my wrath!!!!
He started to zap them with kelp rays from its tentacles. They started running away.
Marissa: Hey, what happens if the ways hit you?
A forest ranger was walking nearby. One of the kelp rays zapped him, transforming him into a mini-Kelp Monster.
Stevie: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S TURNS YOU INTO A KELP MONSTER!!!!!!!
Marissa: I don't wanna be a Kepp Monsteh! WUUUUNNN!!!!!
*Are you ready for more yelling?!*
Kelp Ranger: WRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kelp Monster: SIC 'EM, BOY!!!!!
The Kelp Ranger roared and started to chase Stevie and Marissa.
Stevie: (pulls out a frying pan) Stay back! I got a frying pan, and I know how to use it...I think.
Kelp Ranger: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie bonked the Kelp Ranger, knocking him unconcious and turning him back into the wounded forest ranger.
Stevie: (checking his wrist) His pulse is normal. He should be fine.
Kelp Monster: (drops down) But you won't be!
Stevie catapulted the Kelp Monster with a tree. He crashed into the river and turned back into....Squidward.
Squidward: (wakes up) Ow, what hit me? (faints again)
Stevie: (phews) Now, let's beat it before the real Kelp Monster comes.
Just as they left, the real Kelp Monster dropped down from the sky.
Kelp Monster: ROOOAAAHHHH!!! OOOOHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (pause) Hunh?
Next scene: The Kelp Pond!
The Kelp Monster burst out of the cave. It was a giant wad of kelp with big Squidward-like eyes and a giant human-shaped nose. He had tentacles for feet.
Stevie: (whispering to Marissa) Stand perfectly still. It can't see you if you're standing still.
Marissa: (loudly) Okay!
Stevie: D'oh!
The Kelp Monster turned to Stevie and Marissa.
Kelp Monster: Those who wake me up shall feel my wrath!!!!
He started to zap them with kelp rays from its tentacles. They started running away.
Marissa: Hey, what happens if the ways hit you?
A forest ranger was walking nearby. One of the kelp rays zapped him, transforming him into a mini-Kelp Monster.
Stevie: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S TURNS YOU INTO A KELP MONSTER!!!!!!!
Marissa: I don't wanna be a Kepp Monsteh! WUUUUNNN!!!!!
*Are you ready for more yelling?!*
Kelp Ranger: WRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kelp Monster: SIC 'EM, BOY!!!!!
The Kelp Ranger roared and started to chase Stevie and Marissa.
Stevie: (pulls out a frying pan) Stay back! I got a frying pan, and I know how to use it...I think.
Kelp Ranger: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie bonked the Kelp Ranger, knocking him unconcious and turning him back into the wounded forest ranger.
Stevie: (checking his wrist) His pulse is normal. He should be fine.
Kelp Monster: (drops down) But you won't be!
Stevie catapulted the Kelp Monster with a tree. He crashed into the river and turned back into....Squidward.
Squidward: (wakes up) Ow, what hit me? (faints again)
Stevie: (phews) Now, let's beat it before the real Kelp Monster comes.
Just as they left, the real Kelp Monster dropped down from the sky.
Kelp Monster: ROOOAAAHHHH!!! OOOOHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (pause) Hunh?
Next scene: The Kelp Pond!