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I know what you're thinking. "Homina homina homina homina homina homina...."

I'm a bit overwhelmed at the number of fics I've got in my arsenal, so the obvious way to speed this up would be to tell two or three stores at a time.

Dandy Sandy Candy
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PokDouglas

Directed by
PokDouglas

Anything Else I Forgot
PokDouglas

The Wheel of Friendship!

We cut to SpongeBob's living room one Monday morning. A cheesy 60's-style logo reaidng "Wheel of Friendship" appeared on the screen.

Announcer: it's time to play...the Wheel of Friendship!

The floor flipped over to reveal a giant Wheel of Fortune-like spinner with the following people on it: Sandy (covered by a piece of black construction paper), Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Larry, Stevie, and Gary.

Announcer: Today's contestants are...

SpongeBob! (shows SpongeBob waking up and dashing into the living room)
Patrick! (shows Patrick waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)
And...Stevie! (shows Stevie snoring)
I said, "And...Stevie!" Hello? STEVIE!!! (shows Stevie waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)

Now they were all in the living room.

Patrick: (notices the construction paper) Huh?
Announcer: Now, you three all know the rules. You spin the Wheel of Friendship, and whoever it lands on, you spend the entire day with! Are you three ready?
SpongeBob: Yup!
Stevie: ...Maybe. (SpongeBob slaps him on the back of the head) Eh, yeah, fine.
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's with the...
SpongeBob: I already told you, Patrick. Henceforth I will no longer include girls in my life!
Patrick and Stevie: You're up first.

SpongeBob walked voer and spun the wheel. The arrow knocked off the cosntruction paper, and it landed on Sandy.

SpongeBob: (makes a gutteral frustrated noise)
Stevie: The Wheel of Friendship has spoken, Spongey.
Patrick: No spinnigans, SpongeBob. The Wheel has decided your fate, and so shall it be.
SpongeBob: Our entire realationship is falling apart at the seams, Patrick!
Patrick: (breif cut to a picture of Mindy taped to his back) SpongeBob, I'm not much of a lover, but I do know this. With any way of love, it all starts with a little chemistry.
Stevie: Why don't you ask Sandy on a date?
SpongeBob: (gulp) A date?
Patrick: That's a great idea! A little dinner at Fancy! to break the ice, smoothen it a little.
SpongeBob: No way. I just want to be friends, nothing more.
Patrick: Um...I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. (starts to leave)
SpongeBob: But Patrick, I have a bathroom upstairs.
Patrick: I don't think I can make it! (slams door)

Stevie spun the wheel, deciding it was his turn. it landed on Stevie.

Stevie: (walks offscreen) Well, I'm outta here.

Next scene: Hello, Sandy!
 

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I wonder if it'll end up with Stevie how it turned out for Patrick.
Actually, that was just to get Stevie out of the fic.
Why is he out of the fic?
Cause I don't need him in this fic. In fics where he only appears in the beginning, I always put "excuses" as to why he disappears for the rest of the fic as my way of kicking him out.

So for this one, in order to have him disappear, the Wheel makes it so he's gonna spend the rest of the episode off doing random Stevie-like things, most likely.
 

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Even though Sandy is one of my favorite characters, it's hard to give her that Texan accent (I don't know how the SB writers do it). So don't be surprised if her accent isn't as good as it is in the real show.

Hiya, Sandy!

Inside her treedome, Sandy was watering her plants. Wormy the Butterfly from Wormy was watching.

Sandy: There we go. What do y'all think of these lillies, Wormy?
Wormy: *buzzes*
Sandy: Hm, you know, ah haven't seen SpongeBob in two weeks. What do y'all think happened to him?
Wormy: *buzzes questionably*
Sandy: Naw, he didn't move. He woulda told me.

There was a knock on her door.

Sandy: Hm, ah wonder who that could be.

She answered it in her underwater suit and mouthpiece to see it was Patrick wearing a poor SpongeBob costume. (click here)

Patrick: (in high SB-like voice) Hiya, Sandy. Lookin' good today.
Sandy: Patrick, what're y'all doin'?
Patrick: Patrick? I'm not Patrick. I'm your best friend, SpongeBob.
Sandy: Patrick, ah know it's you.

Patrick took off his mask, rubber suit, and shirt. (click here)

Patrick: Aw man, how'd you know?
Sandy: Well, basides the bad costume, y'all do this every week.
Patrick: (scoffs) Name three times.

FLASHBACK MONTAGE TYPE...THINGY
Sandy asnwered the door. Patrick was there in the disguise again.

Patrick: (SB Voice) Hey, Sandy! I heard you have a giant pickle that Patrick would really like to eat and I want to know if I can eat-I mean, see it.

Sandy punched him in the head.
--
Patrick was there again.

Patrick: Sandy, what a surprise seeing you here! Can you please return Patrick's lawnmower from me-I mean, him?

Sandy punched him in the head again.
--
Patrick: Are you sure about that giant pickle?

Sandy punched him again.
END OF FLASHBACK MONTAGE TYPE...THINGY

Patrick: Okay...name seven times.
Sandy: Patrick, what y'all want this time?
Patrick: (sigh) Okay. SpongeBob kind of...likes you.
Sandy: Acourse he does. We're friends.
Patrick: No, no, I mean he likes like you.
Sandy: Y'all mean...
Patrick: Yup.
Sandy: (skeptical) How do y'all know this?
Patrick: (grabs Sandy) How do I know this?! I'M HIS BEST FRIEND!!!
Sandy: If y'all don't let go-a me, y'all 're gonna be a best NOTHING!
Patrick: (lets go of her) Sorry.

She punched him in the head.

*bubble transition*

We cut to SB's front yard, where SpongeBob was trying to trying to pull Stevie's legs, as his head was stuck in the ground.

SpogneBob: Stevie, how'd you get your head stuck in the ground in the first place?
*pause*
Stevie: I really don't know.

SpongeBob continued to pull.

Patrick: (walking by while wiping the facepaint off) Fancy! restaurant, Friday night, 7:00 PM.
SpongeBob: Huh?

Stevie's head finally popped out. SpongeBob held him upsie down by his legs.

SpongeBob: Stevie, I sense trouble.
Stevie: I sense a Nickelodeon spoof of Cartoon Network's INVADED about to come our way.
SpongeBob: Huh?

Next scene: What Date?
 

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Nice story!

About Sandy's accent, just have her say "y'all" and "folks" and things like that. That's what I do.

Just mostly use those two phrases, and imagination does the rest. :(
 

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What Date?

We cut to the outside of SpongeBob's house on Friday sunset.

SpongBob: Patrick, if you ever mess with my love life again, you'll be my best...

We cut to inside to see Patrick is helping SpongeBob get dressed. (click here)

Patrick: Friend? Pal? Man?!
SpongeBob: Best NOTHING!!!
Patrick: (straightening SB's tie) Man, first Sandy, now you. Why is everyone saying that to me?

SpogngeBob stepped off the stool he was standing on and sighed.

SpongeBob: Why'd you do this to me, Patrick?

We pan through drawings of SpongeBob and Sandy playing together on the wall.

SpongeBob: Sandy and I had such a good friendship going, and you ruined it!!!
Patrick: Hey, how did I ruin it?!
SpongeBob: You're the one who made the Wheel of Friendship and got me spending the day with Sandy and getting teased by everyone in the first place!
Patrick: Aw, darn, you're right.
SpongeBob: Sandy and I would still probably be friends if you HADN'T EVER EXISTED!!!!

Patrick's eyes started to water.

SpogneBob: Oh, Patrick! I didn't mean it like...

Patrick just ran into the closet, crying.

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm sorry!
Patrick: Just...have fun with...your real best friend! (goes back to crying)

SpongeBob looked at the clock. It was 6:39.

SpongeBob: (sigh) Guess I've got no choice.

He walked out the door and left Patrick there.

Next scene: Fancy!

So emotional. ^_^
 

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Fancy!

We cut to the Fancy! restaurant from Chocolate With nuts and Krusty Love. SpongeBob parked his boatmobile in the parking lot. Inside, he walked up to the guy at the podium.

SpongeBob: Um, table for two, please?
Podium guy: Right this way.

He seated SpongeBob to a table in the center of the restaurant. Hours later, Sandy arrived.

Sandy: Howdy...SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy.

A few seconds of silence passed.

Sandy: So...hows come ah haven't seen y'all in a couple o' days?
SpongeBob: Oh, um...I, was...trying to get Patrick's head stuck out of the toilet for a few days!

FLASHBACK
Sandy tried to imagine Patrick's head being stuck in SB's bathroom and SpongeBob was trying to pull him out by using a toilet plunger on his legs.

Patrick: Hey, I think my head's finally slipping out!
END FLASHBACK

Sandy: That's...kinda hard to imagine.
SpongeBob: Well, it's t-tr-true.

A waiter came with a notepad.

Waiter: May ah take yoah oahdez, monzieueh? {May I take your order, mister?}
Sandy: Um...ah don't really care.
SpongeBob: I'm uh, kinda...feeling like um, seaghetti.

The waiter jotted this down and walked away.

Waiter: Yoah meal vill be here in an inztant. {Your meal will be here in an instant.}
Sandy: So, was Patrick right about what he...
SpongeBob: You mean...

Sandy nodded.

SpongeBob: No, of couse not...or maybe, I don't really know.
Sandy: Me...neither.

They started to slowly lean in to kiss when Stevie suddenly popped up from behind the table.

Stevie: I like onions and Cynthia's a Goth-girl nobody that just got her butt kicked!*

SB and Sandy just stared at him, wide-eyed.

Stevie: What? I can't just randomnly pop up in the fic and exploit my deepest thoughts?
SpongeBob: No.
Stevie: Oh, okay. I'll leave you two alone.

He walked offscreen.

SpongeBob: That was weird.

Sandy nodded. The waiter came with a big plate of seaghetti and kelpballs. SpongeBob stuck a fork in one of the kelpballs and ate it. Sandy scooped his fork through the seaghetti and ate it.

Sandy: (mouth full) Duhishish. {Delicious.}
SpongeBob: (swallowing some seaghetti) Mm-hm.

Sandy had one long strand in her mouth. She started shoving it in with her fork. SpongeBob had another long strand that he was sucking in. It was then revealed that they were eating the same strand. So they eventually pulled a Lady and the Tramp and unknowingly kissed when they reached the end of the strand. Once they realised what they did, Sandy swallowed the strand and they blushed.

SpongeBob: You, um...thinking what I'm thinking?

We cut to the outside of Fancy!. We heard kissing sounds and everyone in the restaurant going, "Awwwwwwwww.........."

Next scene: Friends to the End!

*Based on a true story. :(
 

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(walks on in "fluff-romance-proof-suit") Is it safe for me to remove the fluff-proof-suit yet? :P
 

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Friends to the End!

SpongeBob walked into the house.

SpongeBob: Patrick?

Patrick had completely wrecked the home. The TV had a broken screen and several paintings were on the floor, smashed. Patrick had also torn up the ouch and was in a box on it.

SpongeBob opened up the box and looked inside. Patrick was rolling around, deep-breathing.

Patrick: Weedle weedle no friend, weedle weedle no friend!
SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick looked up.

Patrick: Oh, it's Mr. Weedlenofriend.
SpongeBob: Mr. Who-dle-friend?
Patrick: Just leave me alone, Mr. Pattdlicknofrixist!
SpongeBob: Huh?
Patrick: Whattya saying, Mt. Patlicknofrexist?
SpongeBob: Uhhhh.....
Patrick: Let me clear it up for you. Mistor Patrick No Exist!

He closed the box up and went back to deep breathing. SpongeBob started to undo his tie.

SpongeBob: Patrick, come on. You know you're the only friend I've got.
Patrick: Ahem!
SpongeBob: Well, Sandy's a little more then just my friend, now. Patrick, I didn't mean it when I said...

Then Patrick popped out, suddenly all happy.

Patrick: Surprise!
SpongeBob: Wait, huh?
Patrick: I knew all along you didn't really mean it. You were just mad with love power. Rowr.
SpongeBob: So...are we still friends?
Patrick: To the end!

There was a short silence. Patrick elbowed SpongeBob.

Patrick: So, how did it go?
SpongeBob: Well...it went, really well, actually. We might actually have something going.
Patrick: Yeah, see? You were just too scared to come out of your cacoon. But you are no longer a caterpillar my friend, you are now a beuatiful butterfly!!! Woo-hoo! Woo!

End of Dandy Sandy

Stay tuned for: Doughnut!
 
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