Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
I know what you're thinking. "Homina homina homina homina homina homina...."
I'm a bit overwhelmed at the number of fics I've got in my arsenal, so the obvious way to speed this up would be to tell two or three stores at a time.
Dandy Sandy Candy
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Anything Else I Forgot
PokDouglas
The Wheel of Friendship!
We cut to SpongeBob's living room one Monday morning. A cheesy 60's-style logo reaidng "Wheel of Friendship" appeared on the screen.
Announcer: it's time to play...the Wheel of Friendship!
The floor flipped over to reveal a giant Wheel of Fortune-like spinner with the following people on it: Sandy (covered by a piece of black construction paper), Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Larry, Stevie, and Gary.
Announcer: Today's contestants are...
SpongeBob! (shows SpongeBob waking up and dashing into the living room)
Patrick! (shows Patrick waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)
And...Stevie! (shows Stevie snoring)
I said, "And...Stevie!" Hello? STEVIE!!! (shows Stevie waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)
Now they were all in the living room.
Patrick: (notices the construction paper) Huh?
Announcer: Now, you three all know the rules. You spin the Wheel of Friendship, and whoever it lands on, you spend the entire day with! Are you three ready?
SpongeBob: Yup!
Stevie: ...Maybe. (SpongeBob slaps him on the back of the head) Eh, yeah, fine.
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's with the...
SpongeBob: I already told you, Patrick. Henceforth I will no longer include girls in my life!
Patrick and Stevie: You're up first.
SpongeBob walked voer and spun the wheel. The arrow knocked off the cosntruction paper, and it landed on Sandy.
SpongeBob: (makes a gutteral frustrated noise)
Stevie: The Wheel of Friendship has spoken, Spongey.
Patrick: No spinnigans, SpongeBob. The Wheel has decided your fate, and so shall it be.
SpongeBob: Our entire realationship is falling apart at the seams, Patrick!
Patrick: (breif cut to a picture of Mindy taped to his back) SpongeBob, I'm not much of a lover, but I do know this. With any way of love, it all starts with a little chemistry.
Stevie: Why don't you ask Sandy on a date?
SpongeBob: (gulp) A date?
Patrick: That's a great idea! A little dinner at Fancy! to break the ice, smoothen it a little.
SpongeBob: No way. I just want to be friends, nothing more.
Patrick: Um...I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. (starts to leave)
SpongeBob: But Patrick, I have a bathroom upstairs.
Patrick: I don't think I can make it! (slams door)
Stevie spun the wheel, deciding it was his turn. it landed on Stevie.
Stevie: (walks offscreen) Well, I'm outta here.
Next scene: Hello, Sandy!
I'm a bit overwhelmed at the number of fics I've got in my arsenal, so the obvious way to speed this up would be to tell two or three stores at a time.
Dandy Sandy Candy
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Anything Else I Forgot
PokDouglas
The Wheel of Friendship!
We cut to SpongeBob's living room one Monday morning. A cheesy 60's-style logo reaidng "Wheel of Friendship" appeared on the screen.
Announcer: it's time to play...the Wheel of Friendship!
The floor flipped over to reveal a giant Wheel of Fortune-like spinner with the following people on it: Sandy (covered by a piece of black construction paper), Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Larry, Stevie, and Gary.
Announcer: Today's contestants are...
SpongeBob! (shows SpongeBob waking up and dashing into the living room)
Patrick! (shows Patrick waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)
And...Stevie! (shows Stevie snoring)
I said, "And...Stevie!" Hello? STEVIE!!! (shows Stevie waking up and dashing into SpongeBob's house)
Now they were all in the living room.
Patrick: (notices the construction paper) Huh?
Announcer: Now, you three all know the rules. You spin the Wheel of Friendship, and whoever it lands on, you spend the entire day with! Are you three ready?
SpongeBob: Yup!
Stevie: ...Maybe. (SpongeBob slaps him on the back of the head) Eh, yeah, fine.
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's with the...
SpongeBob: I already told you, Patrick. Henceforth I will no longer include girls in my life!
Patrick and Stevie: You're up first.
SpongeBob walked voer and spun the wheel. The arrow knocked off the cosntruction paper, and it landed on Sandy.
SpongeBob: (makes a gutteral frustrated noise)
Stevie: The Wheel of Friendship has spoken, Spongey.
Patrick: No spinnigans, SpongeBob. The Wheel has decided your fate, and so shall it be.
SpongeBob: Our entire realationship is falling apart at the seams, Patrick!
Patrick: (breif cut to a picture of Mindy taped to his back) SpongeBob, I'm not much of a lover, but I do know this. With any way of love, it all starts with a little chemistry.
Stevie: Why don't you ask Sandy on a date?
SpongeBob: (gulp) A date?
Patrick: That's a great idea! A little dinner at Fancy! to break the ice, smoothen it a little.
SpongeBob: No way. I just want to be friends, nothing more.
Patrick: Um...I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. (starts to leave)
SpongeBob: But Patrick, I have a bathroom upstairs.
Patrick: I don't think I can make it! (slams door)
Stevie spun the wheel, deciding it was his turn. it landed on Stevie.
Stevie: (walks offscreen) Well, I'm outta here.
Next scene: Hello, Sandy!