Surprise!
SCENE EIGHT: THE PARTY
SpongeBob, Patrick, and everyone sat at a table with a white cover draped over it. No-Name appeared from under SpongeBob and Patrick, holding a large cake.
No-Name: Cake love, anyone? Cake love.
SpongeBob: Can you just... get to the explaining part, No-Name?
No-Name: Sure thing, senator!
SpongeBob: Did you just call me "senator"?
No-Name: (dumps the cake over his head) Yup!
He swooped back down. SpongeBob silently mouthed "What's wrong with him?" to Patrick. Patrick shurgged.
No-Name's voice: Hey!
He was now sitting at the center seat of the table.
No-Name: I'm over here!
Patrick: What the...
No-Name: Now, it all started once upon a time, in a land far far away...
FLASHBACK
No-Name was with his jellyfish "brethern" in the Jelly Sanctuary that was made in Sandy's backyard in the first Were-Jellyfish.
No-Name narrator: I was bored and lonely in the Jelly Sanctuary, being the only talking jellyfish around...
No-Name was trying to converse with a purple jellyfish.
No-Name: So, um... you doing anything tonight? Dancing? ... Um, eating maybe? ... Buzzing, I guess?
The jellyfish stung him on the nose and swam away.
No-Name narrator: I did not fit in, so I decided it was best to leave.
No-Name: Heck, I'm leaving!
He took a rock and threw it at the treedome, causing water to pour in. He then proceeded to leave.
Sandy: What in the name of...
No-Name walked down the street and stopped when Mr. Krabs walked over as well. Mr. Krabs wore his outfit from the first Were-Jellyfish.
No-Name narrator: On my way out, I passed by ol' Mr. Krabs. For no good reason at all... I decided to beat him up.
No-Name proceeded to beat Mr. Krabs up.
No-Name: Take this! And this and this! Go-malow! Kaplowa-wow! Boom ba boom!
He then gleefully skipped along, leaving Mr. Krabs in pain.
Next, he broke SpongeBob's window and wuickly stealed a book from the windowsil.
No-Name narrator: (quickly) And then I stole the scrapbook of pictures of you and Patrick.
END FLASHBACK
SpongeBob: You what?!
No-Name: (flailing his arms and speaking in a Russian accent) I am-a trtying to tell a sto-wee he-ah!
FLASHBACK
No-Name now stood on top of Patrick's rock, late nighttime.
No-Name narrator: I peeked through the scrapbook and interestingly found out from the book that it was almost your guys's tenth anniversary of being best friends! So I thought...
No-Name: Gee, what better way of reuniting with my father then throwing a big anniversary party with all their friends nd maybe even making them think that I'm actually a diabolical mastermind planning to blow up Bikni Bottom by turning the Mind-o-Matic into a dynamite machine!
No-Name put on the "Stranger" outfit he had been wearing.
No-Name narrator: And so, I donned a dark cape and a welding mask. Why? Because Bill Clinton's wife thinks she's gonna run for President and I heard The Simpsons are gonna make a movie.
It now highlighted past moments from the fanfic.
No-Name narrator: And then, I started stealing parts from your machine, and I had several encounters with you guys, and we met in the backyard, and I unmasked myself, and then I sat down and told you guys how this all started.
No-Name: Now, it all started once upon a time, in a land far far away...
No-Name was with his jellyfish "brethern" in the Jelly Sanctuary that was made in Sandy's backyard in the first Were-Jellyfish.
No-Name: (narrating) I was bored and lonely in the Jelly Sanctuary, being the only talking jellyfish around...
END FLASHBACK
SpongeBob and Patrick: You're starting the story all over again!
No-Name: Oh. My bad.
Sandy brought out a cake.
Sandy: Cake, anyone?
SpongeBob: (walking over) Thanks, Sandy.
Sandy: (blushing) No um, problem... SpongeBob.
No-Name: (jumps onto the cake) Oh, don't mind if I do!
He then started gobbling the whole cake down.
Squidward: Uh, yeah. I'm gonna go home now. (gets off of his seat)
*bubble transition*
The next morning, SponeBob and Patrick went through their usual routine.
SpongeBob got stuck in the hole...again.
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick?
Patrick: I'm on it.
He pulled the lever down and SpongeBob was slammed into his seat by the giant hammer and then dressed by the mechanical arms. Stevie was sprung out of a trapdoor. His head hit the cieling and then he landed on the floor.
No-Name: Good morning, senators!
SpongeBob: (sigh) I gotta say, No-Name, all and all, it's nice to have you back.
No-Name: Yeah, it's kinda nice to be back. And now, I'd like to do something I've been waiting a really long time to do.
Patrick: What's that?
No-Name raised up the Krabby Casserole-O-Matic.
No-Name: It is time for your annihlation!
SpongeBob: *gasp*
Patrick: Take cover!!!
They ducked as No-Name started firing gobs of patty beef everywhere.
No-Name: (laughing evilly) Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
END OF CURSE OF THE WERE-JELLYFISH 2: THE PAST RETURNS...
The camera zoomed out to show Stevie, Patrick, and Coral watching the ending on Stevie's TV at his house.
Stevie: Boy, these old-timey fanfics have really gone down in the past.
Patrick: Yeah. And who's that fat pink guy next to SpongeBob supposed to be?
Stevie: Um, I think that was you, senator.
Patrick: What?! Are you kidding me?! I would never wear such a ridiculous "Anti-Pesto" outfit like that! And besides, I never was a policeman.
He then got up and walked away.
Stevie: (sigh) This is the last time I go fishing in Douglas Z's closet only to find lost endings to his unfinished fanfics. Hard to believe it took two years and a month before anyone ever found it.
Coral: Meow.