Could you really date the sponge?

[Grass-Skirt-Chase]

Oh gosh, you should meet my Twitter friends. All they used to talk about was wanting to unironically *dolphin noise* SpongeBob. He’s so *dolphin noise*-able.

 

[Nathan Shetka]

those were the days

 

[Celystial]

...well, given that I'm very emotional and soft myself, I think I'd be good for him.

 

[Nathan Shetka]

Oh yeah

 

[spongebobscenequeen]

...no
also these pages have me TERRIFIED *_*

 

[Sponge64]

I keep forgetting I made this

 

[Nathan Shetka]

oh, that’s alright. no big deal

 

[NOTSpongeblobmaster]

I'm ace so I don't care about this type of stuff lol

 

[Hugs4Softie]

I'm ace so I don't care about this type of stuff lol

Me too bro

I'm an aroace

 

[Hugs4Softie]

Oh gosh, you should meet my Twitter friends. All they used to talk about was wanting to unironically *dolphin noise* SpongeBob. He’s so *dolphin noise*-able.

this is why I left twitter

 

[NOTSpongeblobmaster]

this is why I left twitter

that's why I left too tbh

 

[animaezu]

i used to have a crush on the lad when i was pretty young

and recently it's come back to bite me and i've been fighting myself like "no i dont love him like that! he's a  sponge for neptune's sake!!"
and since i have went through that little phase, heck yea i would date 'im LOL

so why not, he's adorable and quite the charming little fella if i do say so myself— and i would take good care of him
oh yea and of course only if i live under the sea, otherwise what the heck

i do still want to respect hillenburg's wishes and rules, so im only saying this just for this thread

(however it's cool to see more and more people like me who view spongebob as charming sometimes, thought i was the only one!)

 

[Sara SquarePants]

Yeah I think SpongeBob SquarePants is a cutie

If he was real...I would want him SO badly!!!