Corrupt the Wish

Birds858 · Jul 27, 2018

Granted but you loose everything you won.

I wish to make Spongebob real.

nobody · Jul 27, 2018

Granted but he gets eaten by anglerfishes.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted by anyone else.

FinnDinner · Jul 27, 2018

Granted but the wish but that wish you didn't want corrupted, happened to be a very bad wish that put you in the hospital.

I wish for a mansion.

Birds858 · Jul 27, 2018

Granted but the Mansion is closed so you cannot enter in it.

I wish for a castle.

FinnDinner · Jul 27, 2018

Granted but the castle soon gets attacked by army troops and eventually burns down.

I wish I never had to eat.

nobody · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but you'll starve to death.

I wish nothing bad has ever happened to me.

FinnDinner · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but since you want to be non existent that means you're gone.

I wish I could be in a video game.

Birds858 · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but the game is cancelled.

I wish for a high quality meme.

FinnDinner · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but someone takes your meme and becomes famous for it while you watch as a homeless person.

I wish I could run a marathon!

nobody · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but you develop a cramp on both of your legs, making you last place.

I wish it's opposite day.

McSponge · Jul 28, 2018

But it's opposite day, so your wish didn't come true.

I wish for FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

FinnDinner · Jul 28, 2018

Granted but since you shouted that out everyone heard you and you immediately lost you fairy god parents.

I wish my legs were skinnier.

nobody · Jul 30, 2018

Granted but people will make fun of you for mistaking you for a woman.

I wish I was dead.

FinnDinner · Jul 30, 2018

Granted but non existence can't be dead.

I wish I were more self aware.