Corrupt the Wish

[FinnDinner]

This game is fairly popular but I haven't seen it anywhere here, but here it is. The person above you makes a wish, you grant it but find some way to screw it up. I'm sure you've heard of this game before. If you haven't here's an example:

I wish for a krabby patty.

Granted, but it's the Nasty Patty.

Something like that.

Anyways I'll start:

I wish I could become prime minister.

 

[EmployeeAMillion]

You’re outed for sexual misconduct within hours due to a misprinted newspaper.


I wish for a family-friendly straming service

 

[Leedles]

people start uploading elsa spider man p00rn.

i wish to become the lead singer of the hit song despacito

 

[member 9373]

granted, but you must now live with the fact that you are the lead singer of the hit song despacito. the weight is unbearable.

i wish i had time control powers

 

[Birds858]

Granted but you will stuck in the future.

I wish for Half-Life 3.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted, but the entire game is characters mooning the camera for an hour and a half.

I wish to be a writer for SpongeBob SquarePants

 

[Birds858]

Granted but every episodes you write are the worse one.

I wish to get a Spongebob and Invader Zim crossover

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted but the crossover isn't actually a crossover between the series, it's a crossover between the characters.

I wish I could be original. :hehe:

 

[nobody]

Granted but there will be many media that'll plagiarize and mock you hard where you'll be irritated to the point of suing them.


I wish I could literally be nonexistent.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted but you grow bored of being basically a ghost, and lounger for existence that never comes.

I wish 9/11 never happened.

 

[nobody]

Granted but Al-Qaeda attacks Los Angeles on Christmas instead.


I wish for a wish.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted, but that wish happens to be for an eternal hell hold for life.

I wish I could wear Squidward's shirt.

 

[nobody]

Granted but there's a lot of toenail clippings inside his shirt.


I wish I could end every single wish.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted, but the wish malfunctions and ends you.

I wish Season 6 was good.

 

[nobody]

Granted but the episodes aren't THAT good where it simply makes it just forgettable.


I wish for less doubloons on this site

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted but doubloons soon become real money right after you wished for less.

I wish I could fly.

 

[nobody]

Granted but you accidentally crash into the One World Trade Center in New York City.


I wish for this site to be corrupt.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted, but since it already is, it created a double negative making it not corrupt.

I wish my smile didn't look gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

 

[nobody]

Granted but you're now starring at women who are now creeped out at you.


I wish for tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

 

[FinnDinner]

Granted but you are the one who has to lay the eggs.

I wish I could win everything I tried.