Clean Your Shell!

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SCENE ONE: THAT TIME AGAIN

SpongeBob ran up to Gary, who was reading "Mollusks Monthly".

SpongeBob: Gary, it's that time of the week again!
Gary: Meow? (Bathtime?)
SpongeBob: No, that's on Tuesday! Today's Wednesday!
Gary: Meow? (Shell waxing?)
SpongeBob: No, that's Thursday! It's time to clean your shell again!
Gary: Meow, meow.
SpongeBob: Already clean? Let me see!

He opened the front door of Gary's shell and walked in to see a whole landfill of well, stuff. He walked out the back door and back into the living room.

SpongeBob: Are you kidding me with that? There's enough useless stuff in there to bury a football stadium! If that shell's not spotless by 6:00 tonight, no TV Time!
Gary: Meow, meow. (Oh, barnacles.)

And with that, Spongey walked away leaving Gary to clean his shell.

END OF SCENE ONE

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SCENE TWO: PATRICK STAR

Gary looked inside his shell, hoping he wouldn't have to clean so much. He was shocked when he saw the giant landfill!

Gary: Meow, meow! (I'm doomed!)

Just then, the doorbell rang. SpongeBob was busy washing the dishes.

SpongeBob: Could you get that, Gary? My hands are kinda full!

Gary's eye turned into a hand and opened the door. Patrick was there, holding his jellyfish net.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, ready to go jellyfishing?
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry, Patrick, I can't. I'm busy with the dishes. Why don't you watch over Gary? He needs to clean his shell today!
Patrick: Sure, no problem. Hey, Gary! Seen any good movies lately?

Then, Gary sparked an idea. He whispered something into Patrick's (ear?).

Patrick: No, way! The Leeches are gonna win the Kelpball World Series?!!?

Gary sighed. He had forgotten that Patrick can't understand snail like SpongeBob. So he searched through his shell's giant landfill and pulled out a $20.

Patrick: Hey, Gary, you've just given me an idea! I'll clean your shell and you give me $20 as a reward.
Gary: Meow, meow, meow. (That's what I just said.)
Patrick: (gasp) There's a boy trapped in a well?!!? Where?!!?

Gary just sighed and then left Patrick to clean his shell.

END OF SCENE TWO

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*chuckles insanely*
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SCENE THREE: CLEANING GARY'S SHELL

The shell-less little mollusk slithered out of the house, carrying a bike horn, a beach ball, and some snail nip. He had found these in the landfill.

Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow! (It's time to have some fun!)

While Gray was out playing on the beach ball and tooting the bike horn (just like in Procrastination), Patrick was inside, figuring out how to clean Gary's shell.

He started dumping everything out of the shell and the entire landfill poured out and piled up on him!

Patrick: Whoa, look at all this useless stuff! Where am I going to put it? Wait, what was I doing again?

Then he noticed he was still holding Gary's shell in his hand.

Patrick: I know! I'll put it all in here!

Being the idiot he is, he stuffed the landfill back into Gary's shell. What an idiot.

Patrick: There, all clean!

Then the clock chimed. It was now six o' clock. The dealine was over.

END OF SCENE THREE

Uh, oh! What's SpongeBob gonna think when he finds Gary's shell is still dirty AND Gary hired Patrick to clean his shell instead of doing it himself? Stay tuned!
 

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...funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny...
 

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SCENE FOUR: SHELL INSPECTION

SpongeBob was surprised when he walked into the lving room and saw Patrick cleaning Gary's shell with a cotton sawb.

SpongeBob: Where's Gary?

Patrick held up a copy of the Where's Gary? DVD.

Patrick: Oh, you want to watch it now?
SpongeBob: No, I mean where is Gary the snail?

Gary walked in tooting his horn, then spitm it out, shocked that it was 6:00 already.

SpongeBob: Gary? Weren't you supposed to be in the living room, cleaning your shell?

Then Patrick told the truth, being the idiot he is.

Patrick: Actually, he payed me a $20 to clean his shell while he went out to paly.
SpongeBob: Well, Gary, I'll be mad after I see how Patrick did!

Once he took the shell from Patrick's hands, the landifll poured out on him.

SpongeBob: It's not clean at all! It's the opposite of clean!

As Gary put his shell back in, he smiled weakly.

Gary: Meow. (Sorry.)
SpongeBob: Well, Gary. I've got a new punishment for you. You'll have TV Time today...
Gary and Patrick: Meow/Yay!
SpongeBob: ...but, you'll have to clean your shell YOURSELF tomorrow, after your shell waxing!
Gary: Meow, meow. (Oh, barnacles.)

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SCENE FOUR: SHELL INSPECTION

SpongeBob: Where's Gary?

Patrick held up a copy of the Where's Gary? DVD.

Patrick: Oh, you want to watch it now?
ISOSL (insane snorts of stupid laughter)
(gets dizzy, faints)
 
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