Billy Mays is a legend. He advertises these cool products like the Mighty Putty or Oxi Clean or Mighty Mend-It. You know, things that are mighty! Well, that's because Billy Mays himself is mighty! Too bad that he died and this scrub named Vince Offer (moar liek Vince Suck-er) had to take over and talk about his nuts in front of kids! For shame, Vince Offer! He was an angel and you are the devil! You should be arrested for talking about your nuts on public television! The Australian guy named Anthony Sullivan sucks too. They will never clean oxi as much as you, or mend it mighty like you do, or make my putty mighty as you do! Billy Mays, you are king!
This topic shouldn't be locked for bumping. It is legendary and we should keep it up.
