Best Post-Movie Quote

TheBandGeek

TheBandGeek

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Well, we seem to talk about pre-movie quotes a lot, and I thought, do you guys know any post-movie quotes? There's one that I like from Squirrel Record:

Patrick: Solitare! Oh I'm gonna kick a touchdown! (baseball bat in hand)


Haha, I think that's funny IMO. What are your favorites?
 
"Who put you on this planet?"

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"Ugh!"
 
Squidward: I'm gonna make you do something so simple, a person without a brain could even get it done right.
SpongeBob: Oh that's good, 'cause I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend!
Squidward: Really?
SpongeBob: No, not really! He traded me these 2 chocolate bars for it.
 
SpongeBob[background=rgb(220, 214, 73)]: Squidward, welcome back! Here's your slippers[/background]
  • SpongeBob: That's better.
  • Squidward: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see!
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, the lights went out.
  • Squidward: Yes, they did, when you turned them off!
 
Some post-movie quotes are funny.
  • "Do you have to be such an accommodating buffoon?" "Squidward, everybody knows I'm a sponge. I look nothing like a balloon." -SquidBob TentaclePants, Season 4
  • "I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars, not a hundred dollars, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar!" -Patrick, The Pink Purloiner, Season 4
  • "Aww, locked in again!" -Old Man Jenkins, Krabs A La Mode, Season 5
  • "Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? U...R...huh...how do you spell "not my friend"? -Patrick, The Battle of Bikini Bottom, Season 5
  • "Good idea coming here, Patrick." "That's my specialty." "Having good ideas?" "No, being called Patrick." -Porous Pockets, Season 6
  • "Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?" "Umm, well, uhh...I...just want to make sure you all floss after every meal!" "Thank you Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important." -Truth or Square, Season 6
  • "Hmm...What should we do for the next 50 years?" "Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later." -Buried in Time, Season 7
  • "Thank you for the tip, ma'am." "Ma'am? It's a nightshirt!!" -Squidward, Sentimental Sponge, Season 8
  • "Hey, that wasn't half-bad. What was that anyway?" "Coffee." "C-C-C-COFFEE!?!" -inSPONGEiac, Season 8
...And a few more that I forgot.
 
  • Charlie: [talking to the Nat Peterson next to him, commenting on the wet floor SpongeBob was mopping]There really should be a "Wet Floor" sign.
  • Nat Peterson: Yeah, if that were me who slipped, I'd sue old man Krabs for all he's got.
  • Plankton: Does that include the Krabby Patty formula?
  • Charlie: Of course.
  • Plankton: [ponders the thought and then falls back and pretends to be injured] Oh, the pain! I can't feel my arms and legs! I think they're broken. I'll have to sue for my pain and suffering.

---Krab's vs. Plankton
 
Not really a quote, but this entire exchange is definitely one of the best dialogue streams we've had Post-Movie.

Spongebob: Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.
Patrick: Must've been something it ate.
*Squidward walks out*
Spongebob: It ate Squidward!
Patrick: Yeah, that'd do it.

And:
Squidward: I knew you two reprobates were behind this.
Spongebob: YEAH! We're reprobates!
Squidward: That was an insult.
Patrick: And we're insulted!
Squidward: Why were you two digging under my yard?
Spongebob: Well, you told us not to walk on your yard, so we walked under it.
Squidward: BUT YOU BURIED MY HOUSE!
Patrick: No need to thank us. :D
Squidward:THANK YOU?!?!
Patrick: You're welcome.
*Squidward screams, tries to choke Patrick, but Patrick ducks into his own body*
*Patrick pops out*
Patrick: You missed.

The first time I heard those, I was laughing out loud for a long time. :p
 
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