Just to let you know, I'm facing some stress in the real world, so I'm kind of taking a break from fic-writing. This doesn't mean you'll have to wait a week or so for the next scene, it just means I won't post more scenes as often as I used to, so don't pester me that you're getting impatient for the next scene. I'll get them all in when I can, okay?
Seashore Elementary
-FLASHBACK-
*bubble transition*
We cut to the elementary school. The bell was ringing and there was a big banner in front saying, "Welcome (Back)!"
Patrick narrator: Seashore Elementary was probably the best school I'd ever been to!
SpongeBob narrator: Yeah, good times in that school. Good times.
We cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, and a bunch of other little kids walking into the school. A teacher at the door gave them all little slips telling them what number their cubby was and who their teacher was. SpongeBob and Patrick both couldn't read yet, so a janitor had to show SpongeBob his cubby and teacher's room.
Janitor: Well, son, according to this, your locker cubby is 211, *points* right there, *points somewhere else* and your teacher is Miss Shell, who's in that room right there.
Young SpongeBob: (running to his cubby) Fank you, misteh!
Janitor: No problem, son!
Young Patrick: (walks over to janitor) Excuse me, mister, can you tell me what's on this quice of quaker that lady gave me? I can't read.
Janitor: (sighs) Lemme see it. *Patrick hands him the slip* Your locker cubby is 214, right there, and your teacher is Miss Shell!
Young Patrick: Dank you, mister! (runs to cubby)
Janitor: (starts wiping cubby doors) Don't mention it, junior!
SpongeBob closed his cubby just as Patrick opened his. Then SpongeBob realised he forgot something. He opened up his cubby again just as Patrick put in his lunchbox and closed his. Patrick walked to class, just as SpongeBob closed his cubby. Then he walked to class too.
Miss Shell was writing on the chalkboard while her students patiently waited. She was a tall purple lady with an orange hairstyle not unlike that of Buttercup from the American version of the Powerpuff Girls.
Patrick and SpongeBob took a seat. A small green anchovy kid sat between them.
We focus in on Miss Shell writing and humming, "Frre Jacques".
Patrick narrator: Miss Shell was so nice.
SpongeBob narrator: Of course she was nice, Patrick. She's a kindergarten teacher!
Patrick narrator: She almost never frowned.
SpongeBob narrator: And she was nice to all of us.
Patrick narrator: Well, except for that weird kid that sat between us.
SpongeBob narrator: Oh, yeah, "Denzel".
Denzel*: (to Young SB) My dad's a dentist! (snort) Wannna see my mollars?!
He opened his mouth wide. SpongeBob was disgusted.
Young SpongeBob: Uh, no fank you.
Denzel: (snort) Suit yourself. (turns to Patrick) Hey, buddy, where's your shirt? Aren't you 'fraid you'll catch cold? (snort)
Young Patrick: My quarents can't afford to buy me a shirt.
Denzel: "Quarents"? (snorts) Sounds like they couldn't afford to get you speech lessons either! Ha ha! (snort)
Miss Shell turned around.
Miss Shell: Hello, class. My name is Miss Shell, and I'm your new teacher!
Denzel: (whispering to SpongeBob) You mean "Miss Poop". Ha ha! (snort)
Miss Shell: Now, during snack time, I'll try to learn all your names, but for now, please stick onto your shirt the name tag on your desk.
Everybody did as she said, except for Denzel, who just stuck it onto SB's ear, and Patrick, who just put it on his beanie hat, not wearing a shirt.
Young SpongeBob: (raises hand while Denzel is laughing) Miss Shell, Miss Shell!
Miss Shell: Yes, (reads name tag) Sponge Bob?
Young SpongeBob: (points to Denzel) He just put his name tag on my ear! (cries)
Denzel: Wow! You're a cry-baby and a tattle-tale! Ha ha! (snort)
Miss Shell: (walks over to Denzel's desk, rips the name tag off of SB's ear, and puts it on Denzel's shirt) Young man, please be respectful of your classmates, okay?
Denzel: Sorry, Miss POOP! Ha ha! (snort)
Miss Shell: Young man, just for that, you're missing recess!
Denzel: (eyes watering) No recess? (runs away crying like a baby)
SpongeBob narrator: Ha ha, who's the crybaby now?
Patrick Narrator: Denzel is.
SpongeBob narrator: (sighs) I know, Patrick.
Patrick narrator: Then why'd you ask?
SpongeBob narrator: *sighs*
-END FLASHBACK-
End of Seashore Elementary
Next scene: Sponge and Pat Meet!
*Denzel is named after Mr. Crocker from The Fairly OddParents.