SpongeBob Goes to Mexico outtakes
Gillenburg: Action!
Patrick: I can't believe SpongeBob told me to get a workout video. What does he think I am, fat?!!?
*he pan down to his belly, and in that one, it's quite...thin :P*
Gillenburg: CUT! Patrick, this was the worst possible time to start going on your diet!
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Gillenburg: Action!
Gill-ad: Mi nombre es Gill-ad, y estoy aqu para entretener a usted por la lectura de este libro. Se llama "El Pequeo Cordero Vino Llorando a Casa". Empecemos. "rase una vez, en una tierra muy muy lejana ..."
Patrick: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Gillenburg: CUT! Wrong video...I think.
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THE EXTENDED CORAL SOLDIER POURYGON SCENE
Air Ketchup: WAAAHHH!!! Vaccine urchins!
*Roark and Myst gasp*
Roark: Oh, no! We'll be done for!
Air Ketchup: Seakachu, bubblebeam those urchins!
Then Patrick walked in.
Weedasea: (on TV) Weeda weeda!
Patrick: SpongeBob, I want to learn Spanish!
SpongeBob: Why?
Patrick: Cause I just watched a workout video in Spanish and I want to learn Spanish like Gill-ad!
SpongeBob: Well, Stevie can teach you.
Stevie: S, esto es verdad. Soy un experto a propsito de...
Seakachu: Seaka...chuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
(we hear a huge explosion)
Stevie: (gets a seizure) Aaaaahhhh....Los erizos, que perjudica a los ojos de m. (faints)
Myst: (on TV) You did it, Seakachu! You saved us all!
Seakachu: Seakachu!
Dr. Arribaboon: My lab! My lab! My beautiful lab!
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THE EXTENDED ROAD TRIP SCENE
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: Not yet.
Stevie: Well, are we there yet?
SpongeBob: (sigh) No.
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Stevie: Really?
SpongeBob: No!
Patrick: (waking up) Huh, wha, are we there yet?
Stevie: Are we there yet?
SpongeBob: (imitating him as he's talking) Are we there yet?
Stevie/
SpongeBob: Hey, that's not so funny.
Stevie/
SpongeBob: Oh, that's so immature.
Stevie/
SpongeBob: See, this is why nobody likes fry cooks.
Stevie/
SpongeBob: Alright, your loss.
Stevie: I am just gonna stop talking!
Patrick: Fianlly!
Stevie: Aw man, I'm just so bored and there's no in-flight movie or nothing! NUTTIN' AT ALL!
Patrick: Find a way to entertain yourself, then.
Stevie: -POP- -POP- -POP-
SpongeBob: Stevie, for five minutes, can you not copy Shrek? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!!?
Stevie: -POP-
Patrick: AAAAHHH!!! Are we there yet?!!?
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Gillenburg: Action!
*SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, and Gary walked outside of C.E.D.P.P.D.F.M, all wearing sombreroes*
Stevie: Wow, can you believe you get these free sombreroes just for enrolling? I am in cielo!
*Randy comes out, wearing Squidward's "sea bear appearal" from
The Camping Episode*
Randy: Hola, amigos! *starts making chimpanzee noises while playing the clarinet really badly and stomping his feet*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Stevie, and Gary: (running away) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Randy: Qu? Is it my breath?
*he is suddenly surrounded by literally a million sea bears*
Randy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*he starts getting mauled by them*
Gillenburg: CUT! Why does he do this to me?!
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Gillenburg: Action!
Stevie: Brush, brush, brush. Brushing everywhere! Brush your feet! Brush your armptis! Brush your...(brush gets stuck in his ear)...your...your, di-di...AAAAHHH!!!! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
Gillenburg: CUT! Not again!
Stevie: (drooling) Babble and drool!
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Gillenburg: Action!
Randy: For today's first lesson, we will begin with comptage.
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) Un, deux, trois. Un, deux, trois. Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's French, you idiot!
Randy: Quoi? Impossible!
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Gillenburg: Action!
Randy: For today's first lesson, we will begin with zhlen.
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) Eins, zwei, drei. Eins, zwei, drei. Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: CUT! That's German, piggy boy!
Randy: Was?! Are you kidding me, frau?
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Gillenburg: (sigh) Action, whatever.
Randy: で、今日の最初のレッスンを、私たちは始まるカウントします。
*everyone stares*
Randy: That's "Counting". (writing on the chalkboard) ワン、ツー、スリーます。ワン、ツー、スリーます。 Say it with me, guys.
Gillenburg: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU ばか
{idiot}!!!
Randy: *runs away, crying*
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WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HECK THIS IS, BUT IT WAS ON THE
SPONGEBOB GOES TO MEXICO CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, SO...
*we see Randy in a Spider-Man costume with a sombrero*
Randy: (gasp) Mi taco senses are tingling! Butler! Llvalo a m!
*Stevie is seen wheeling in a cheesy taco car with a spider ornament on top*
Stevie: Right away, Master Randy.
Randy: No temis, good citizens of Fondo Mexicano! Spider-Taco is here to guardar el da! To the Taco-Mobile!
*he jumps in and drives, only for the Taco-Mobile to splat into the wall*
Randy: Owwwwwww.
Stevie: ♪
Spider-Taco, Spider-Taco, does whatever a taco-eating spider guy does! Can he drive the Taco-Mobile properly, no he can't, he's an idiote. Look out, here comes Spider-Taco!♪
Randy: I blame comic books for this.
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Stay tuned for: SpongeBob CablePants outtakes!