Ashlee Simpson Petition

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

OMG. This is bad.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Wow someone decided to act finally...

I knew lots of people hated her

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

Even some famous people have signed it, including Ashlee herself.

 

[Annie-Mae]

I think that's prank by some jerk...while their at it they should get rid of Jessica Simpson too.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Even some famous people have signed it, including Ashlee herself.

lol she signed it herself? she's dumb

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

Yeah....

More people have even impersonated other famous people there, like Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, George W. Bush, ::dolphin noise:: Cheney, Yasser Arafat, Al-Zarkaqi, Yao Ming, and even SpongeBob.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Arafat? lol.. he's dead :spongebob:

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

Arafat? lol.. he's dead :spongebob:

Many dead people have signed. Like Abraham Lincon and George Washington. They're mainly posers who want to offend Ashlee & her associates I guess.

Here are some sample sigs I found:

39308. Abu Al-Zarqawi Argh! by Satan...uh I mean Allah..yes yes...Allah...Why did I say Satan? anyhow....this infidel makes me want to torture myself so I can go to (bleep)...I mean heaven...uh....."allah ackbar!" (gets shot with pig fat dipped bullet)

238480. FCC THANK GOD FOR "MUTE" BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE!

234359. Spongebob SquarePants GO TO (Bleep) ASHLEE. I WISH YOU WERE HURT IN THAT TSUNAMI

235586. New Orleans Hornets SHE MAKES US LOOK GOOD! AND WE ONLY WON 7 GAMES THIS SEASON!!!!

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

That last one is funny :spongebob:

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

Here's a couple, they're a little cleaner this time:

245035. SPYRO THE DRAGON I'LL BURN YOU WITH MY FLAME, OR I'LL CHARGE YOU ASHLEE!!! YOUR CHOICE!!!!

245058. Bowser ROAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! YOU KILLED MY EARS NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! *burns Ashlee into ashes*

245109. KRBE We tried to get rid of her music but....no progress. Maybe this'll work. Maybe this petition might send her to Cuba.

245039. dawn my ears are bleeding!!!!

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Hahahahhahahahaa those are mean

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

I know they're mean, but that's what everyone over there had been doing, being mean.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

has there been anything positive?

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

No.....some of her fans signed in. Just to bash the haters.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Well that's good.. for Ashlee

 

[ssj4gogita4]

Ya'll are jealous wanna-bes

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

not me.. I don't support Ashlee.. I can sign that thing.. lol.. but it would make SSS mad :spongebob:

 

[SuperSayianSpongeBob]

I just like her looks only now.

 

[MasterSpongeBobo]

Not me.. w/ brown hair.. I believe :blink:

 

[King Krabs]

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