Annoy Squidward on April Fools Day Day

PlanktonBob

PlanktonBob

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"Ah, another April Fools Day," said the French narrator. "This is SpongeBob's favorite holiday, and he's happy. And I'm happy for SpongeBob being happy." SpongeBob is sleeping. The horn alarm blows. "Good morning, Gary!" SpongeBob said.
"Meow."​
SpongeBob looks at the calendar. It's April 1st. "Oh my gosh, it's April Fools Day! Oh my favorite holiday! It's a dream come true!"
SpongeBob imagines the good pranks he will pull today.​
SpongeBob walks outside humming.
 
SpongeBob whistles. Patrick is outside. "Hi, SpongeBob!" said Patrick. "What do you want to do?"
"It's April Fools Day, Patrick," said SpongeBob, "but I have nothing to..oh hey do you want to annoy Squidward..no wait it's not Annoy Squidward Day; I wish it was."​
"No, no why don't you combine two holidays in one?"​
"That's a great idea Patrick! I call it "Annoy Squidward on April Fools Day Day!" Shake hands, buddy!" Patrick feels a shock.​
"A-A-A-AHHHHH!" he said. "W-Why the h-heck did you do th-th-that?!" "It was just a prank, Patrick," said SpongeBob. "I used the joy buzzer. April Fools! Thaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Patrick smiled. "Good one, SpongeBob."
 
"OK, let's get to annoying Squidward," said SpongeBob. "We need a list." Patrick and SpongeBob brainstorm for pranks. Later, they are a list full of pranks they wanted to do to Squidward.
"Let's make him think he's looks like a donkey with fingers!" Patrick laughed. He turns the page. He finds out the list is full and typed. "Huh?"​
"April Fools, Patrick!"​
"Darn it! I need to prank back! But still, Good joke, SpongeBob."​
"Thanks! Here's another paper, buddy!" SpongeBob and Patrick are thinking numerous ways to fool him on this wonderous day. "One hour later," said the narrator. SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing suspiciously. "This is a lot of pranks," said Patrick.​
"Yeah I know!" SpongeBob said. Meanwhile, Squidward's in his house watching TV.​
 
Patrick rings Squidward's doorbell. "What, what do you want?" asked Squidward. "We just wanna watch the Goofy Goober cartoon Squidward," said SpongeBob. "They're showing a new episode."
"Oh really?" said Squidward. "I'm a Goofy Goober expert and I know there's no cartoon like Goofy Goober."​
"Well we need to borrow something," said Patrick. "What?" asked Squidward.​
"Something you don't want that you have." Squidward feels confused. "Sure, sure," he said, "and I'll leave because that toy Mr. Krabs gave was so annoying, that I don't want to hear it. Ya got that?" "Sure, Squidward. Bye!" Squidward leaves. "Who knew that Squidward was an expert on Goofy Goober?" asked Patrick. "Who knew he had a toy?" asked SpongeBob. "Uh...let's get prankin' Patrick!" "Yay!" Patrick and SpongeBob walk straight to Squidward's picture on a wall. "This needs a little decorating," said SpongeBob. Patrick and SpongeBob use spray paint & marker from Gary's shell.​
 
SpongeBob and Patrick draw a moustache and sprayed devil horns. Then, they go upstairs. Patrick finds a DVD.
"SpongeBob, look! It's the Goofy Goober movie!" said Patrick.​
"Patrick, we don't have time to---wait!" SpongeBob thinks about Squidward listening and singing to the movie.​
"Gasp! He's a bigger Goofy Goober fan than us!" SpongeBob uses a label and puts "Property of SpongeBob and Patrick."​
 
Then, SpongeBob goes in the closet without anyone (especially Patrick) noticing.
"Hello? SpongeBob, where are you?" Patrick asked. Then, he starts to cry. "I lost my best friend!"
SpongeBob gets out of the closet. "Patrick, I'm right here!" he said. "April Fools!"
Patrick gets mad. "Darn it! Uh, can we please stick to the pranks?"
Patrick and SpongeBob go to Squidward's gallery and find a canvas. SpongeBob paints Squidward with two finger-like shapes on his head(It's to make people look like a donkey, it's a prank).
 
Sorry for the double-post, but I haven't made more details, so there hadn't been any new posts.


Patrick laughs. "It's looks silly!" he said. "It sure does," SpongeBob said.
They find Squidward's refigerator.
"Ok Patrick, put the exploding bomb on top of the refigerator where Squidward can't possibly find it! Then put the pie in the middle of it!" said SpongeBob.
"Why does it have a spring?" asked Patrick.
"This is part of our prank, remember?"
"Yeah, but explain the prank to me."
"Okay, we convince Squidward to see what's wrong with the refigerator. I have the paper and the pen, and you have the bomb and the pie with the spring. When he opens it, the fridge explodes and the pie is thrown directly on his face!"
SpongeBob giggles. "Wait SpongeBob," said Patrick, "there's nothing wrong with the fridge."
"I know! Let's pretend there's something wrong with it!" SpongeBob said.
He writes on the paper, "SO & SO, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR REFIGERATOR. LOVE, THE FRIDGE GUYS."
"Now Patrick, put the bomb on top where no one could see it and put the pie inside!"
Patrick does what SpongeBob said. Then SpongeBob and Patrick find Squid's clarinet.
"Hey Pat!" said SpongeBob. "Let's play Squidward's clarinet!" SpongeBob sees Squidward's DNA on the reed.
"Ew, Squid's saliva's there! Not a problem!" The yellow sponge washes Squidward's clarinet. Then he licks the reed a lot. "Squidward will never find out that his clarinet has your DNA on it," Patrick said.
"Let's go to the Krusty Krab to get a plushie for the Squidster," said Sponge. When they get there, they ask Mr. Krabs for a Squidward plushie he made. He asks for money. SpongeBob and Patrick pay $10 each. SpongeBob finds a box, then Patrick wraps it and writes, "HERRE IS A GIPHT FOR U, ENONIMIS."


EDIT: Sorry again, but hello?
 
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