Stinkoman 20X6
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
Plankton: WHAT THE FLIMFLAM?!!? YOU'RE DOING THREE STORIES ALL AT ONCE?!!?
PokDouglas: Oh, I've got a lot more then that Planky.
Stevie: (walking by eating a burrito) Huh?
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Narrrator: Patchy the Pirate presents...
Patchy: Ahoy, it's a SpongeBob SquarePants special!
He turned on his TV to reveal the "A SpongeBob SquarePants special" logo.
A Tail of Two Snails
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Not to Be Confused With
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Anything Else Meow Forgot
PokDouglas
One cold Tuesday night, Patrick walked into his rock, tired and exhausted.
Patrick: Another long hard day of doing things that don't make sense! Sometimes I wonder how I make it out alive!
He walked over to his bed.
Patrick: But it's time to unwind, get down, and go to bed! As soon as I take off my shorts...(takes off shorts)...and say goodnight to Rocky!
He walked voer to Rocky who still had his number on from The Great Snail Race.
Patrick: (pats Rocky) Good night, my little snail. (pause) Wait a minute. Hey, Rocky, hows come you never say good night back to me? And hows come you almost never move from this pot unless I pick you up? And why do you look just like a rock?! (gasp)
We cut to the outside of the rock. He yelled so loud he scared the scallops away.
Patrick: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!!
He squeezed out of his rock holding Rocky.
Patrick: I've gotta tell everyone!
We cut to him bursting into Stevie's bedroom, where he woke up Stevie and Coral.
Patrick: STEVIE!!! ROCKY'S A ROCK!!!
Stevie: (hops out of bed) What?!!? You're kidding me!
Patrick: NO!!!
Coral: Meow?
They broke out of Stevie's house, running in circles. They crashed into Squidward's bedroom, where they woke up Squidward and Snellie.
Patrick: Squidward! You'll never believe this!!!
Stevie: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!
Patrick: *nodding in agreement*
Squidward: (goes back to sleep) Wow, shocking.
They crashed out of the house. Just then, Snellie felt a sting. She lifted her foot up to reveal splinters all over her bottom. Her bed was made of splintery twigs and hay. She meowed sadly.
They crashed into SpongeBob's bedroom, where they woke up SpongeBob and Gary.
Patrick: SpongeBob, SpongeBob!
Patrick and Stevie: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!
SpongeBob: I've been trying to tell you guys that for months.
They both gasped.
Patrick: You knew?! Why didn't you tell us?!
SpongeBob: I did. 27 times. Just go back to sleep.
Patrick and Stevie: Oaky.
They hopped out to go back to bed and SpongeBob turned off the light.
SpongeBob: Good night, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
Next scene: Patrick Has An Idea!
PokDouglas: Oh, I've got a lot more then that Planky.
Stevie: (walking by eating a burrito) Huh?
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Narrrator: Patchy the Pirate presents...
Patchy: Ahoy, it's a SpongeBob SquarePants special!
He turned on his TV to reveal the "A SpongeBob SquarePants special" logo.
A Tail of Two Snails
Written by
PokDouglas
Directed by
PokDouglas
Not to Be Confused With
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Anything Else Meow Forgot
PokDouglas
One cold Tuesday night, Patrick walked into his rock, tired and exhausted.
Patrick: Another long hard day of doing things that don't make sense! Sometimes I wonder how I make it out alive!
He walked over to his bed.
Patrick: But it's time to unwind, get down, and go to bed! As soon as I take off my shorts...(takes off shorts)...and say goodnight to Rocky!
He walked voer to Rocky who still had his number on from The Great Snail Race.
Patrick: (pats Rocky) Good night, my little snail. (pause) Wait a minute. Hey, Rocky, hows come you never say good night back to me? And hows come you almost never move from this pot unless I pick you up? And why do you look just like a rock?! (gasp)
We cut to the outside of the rock. He yelled so loud he scared the scallops away.
Patrick: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!!
He squeezed out of his rock holding Rocky.
Patrick: I've gotta tell everyone!
We cut to him bursting into Stevie's bedroom, where he woke up Stevie and Coral.
Patrick: STEVIE!!! ROCKY'S A ROCK!!!
Stevie: (hops out of bed) What?!!? You're kidding me!
Patrick: NO!!!
Coral: Meow?
They broke out of Stevie's house, running in circles. They crashed into Squidward's bedroom, where they woke up Squidward and Snellie.
Patrick: Squidward! You'll never believe this!!!
Stevie: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!
Patrick: *nodding in agreement*
Squidward: (goes back to sleep) Wow, shocking.
They crashed out of the house. Just then, Snellie felt a sting. She lifted her foot up to reveal splinters all over her bottom. Her bed was made of splintery twigs and hay. She meowed sadly.
They crashed into SpongeBob's bedroom, where they woke up SpongeBob and Gary.
Patrick: SpongeBob, SpongeBob!
Patrick and Stevie: ROCKY'S JUST A ROCK!!!
SpongeBob: I've been trying to tell you guys that for months.
They both gasped.
Patrick: You knew?! Why didn't you tell us?!
SpongeBob: I did. 27 times. Just go back to sleep.
Patrick and Stevie: Oaky.
They hopped out to go back to bed and SpongeBob turned off the light.
SpongeBob: Good night, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
Next scene: Patrick Has An Idea!