A Sponge is Born

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Scene name: It's Time, Squidward! -- Part 2

Stevie: (on the roof) This is my house!

*static*

Stevie: Uhhhhh...yeah. This is it. Right here.

*static*

Sandy: Wht are y'all doing here at this here time of day? I'm trying to take a nap!
SpongeBob: Mind if we film you and the treedome for our home movie?
Sandy: Not right now. Come back later.

She slammed the door.

*static*

They knocked on the door again. Sandy answered.

Sandy: See, now was a better time. Come on in.

She led them into the dome. SpongeBob, Patrick, and apparently Stevie fashioned on their breathing mouthpieces.

Patrick: (looking at her canary) Wow, that's an impressive bumblebee.

*static*

Stevie followed Wormy the butterfly from Wormy with his camera.

Stevie: This is a thing. A flying thing. An orange flying thing. It...

Just then, Wormy smacked into the wall and fainted.

Stevie: (still focusing on the wall) This is a thing. A dead thing.

*static*

Sandy: No problem. Oh, SpongeBob? Want to catch a movie next Saturday?
SpongeBob: Sounds great!

She closed the door.

*static*

Patrick: Did you see the size of that bumblebee?
SpongeBob: Patrick, that was a canary.
Patrick: Oh. That explains why it had yellow fur on its wings and no black stripes or stinger.
SpongeBob: Birds have feathers, Patrick. Not fur.
Patrick: (gasp) Get out of here!

*static*

They were now filming Producer Randy at his swimming pool.

Producer Randy: Hola!

*THE END title card*

Squidward: That's your movie? Pathetic.
Patrick: I know! I liked it too! (claps)
Stevie: Wait! It's not over yet!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh?!
Stevie: There's more...

Next scene name: It's Time, Squidward! -- Part 2

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

That was great, especially the movie!

 

[Stinkoman 20X6]

Scene name: It's Time, Squidward! -- Part 3

A cheesy "OUTTAKES" card was displayed in front of the camera view.

Stevie: Outtakes!

*static*

Stevie: Ah, guys! it's stuck in my nose!
SpongeBob: Pull it out, Stevie! Pull it out!
Stevie: I can't! it's clogged in my boogeys!
Patrick: See, Stevie, this is why you gotta pick your nose! If you cleaned out all that snot, you wouldn't have this problem!
SpongeBob: Patrick, just be quiet for a minute. I'm gonna try to squeeze it out.

We hear a goopey noise.

Stevie: (with a squeaky voice) Hey, watch it! You could pull something!

Finally, the camera popped out, with the lens covered in snot. SpongeBob wiped it off with a hankerchief, rubbing out some of the now-illegable REC symbol in the process.

Stevie: Woww..I can't wait to see that part!
SpongeBob: Well, let's not and say we did, Stevie!

*static*

Patrick: ...and then big flashing lights on top of my house that have the opening credit, "Direc-ecc-ed by...Patrick Star!"
SpongeBob: (swallows food) Hmm...I think we should do it the old-fashioned way, just stick a card in front of the camera.
Stevie: (mouth full) Always gotta take the easy route, huh?
Patrick: (mouth full) I'm the direc-tector here!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't even say it right!
Stevie: (swallows food and turns to the camera) Um, are we still rolling?

*static*

Patrick: Aaahhhhhh......
SpongeBob: Stevie, where'd ya put the...Patrick! Don't scratch your back with it!
Patrick: Oh, sorry!

*static*

Patrick: ♪There it is...there it is...there-♪
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick, we're ready to move on.
Patrick: Oh, okay.

*static*

SpongeBob and Patrick stood in front of the Goo Lagoon sign as Stevie filmed.

SpongeBob: This Goo Lagoon, home of...

Jus then, a frisbee flew by and knocked into the camera.

*static*

SpongeBob: This is Goo Lagoon, home of...
Stevie: *sneezes, thus letting go of the camera and letting it drop onto the ground*

*static*

SpongeBob: (with Stevie next to him, Patrick filming) This is Goo Lagoon, home of...

Just then, the camera gave out from low battery.

*static*

SpongeBob: (with Patrick next to him, Stevie filming) This Goo Lagoon, home of...
Patrick: (extreme closeup to the camera) GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! DON'T MESS UP THE SHOT!!!!!
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick?

*static*

SpongeBob: You know what, just forget it. (walks away)
Patrick: *shrugs to the camera*

*static*

Sandy: SpongeBob? Patrick? Um, uh...help me out here.
Stevie: Stevie!
Sandy: What are y'all doing here at this here time of day? I'm trying to take a nap!
SpongeBob: Mind if we film you and the treedome for our home movie?
Sandy: Not right now. Come back later. (slams door)

*static*

We now see twenty seconds of Patrick licking the camera screen.

SpongeBob: Um, Patrick?

*cheesy THE END card*

Squidward: Stupidest. Movie. Ever.

He walked away.

Patrick: I licked it, I mean-liked it.
SpongeBob: Criticism aside, I think we've got oursleves a good movie.
Stevie: Which is why I already sent it in to the Bikini Bottom National Film Festival.

All music stopped.

SpongeBob: You did...what?!

We then cut to thousands of people at the film festival laughing at the camera stuck up Stevie's nose.

SpongeBob: Pull it out, Stevie! Pull it out!
Stevie: I can't! it's clogged in my boogeys!

End of A Sponge is Born!

That's not all, folks! Stay tuned for: The Outtakes are Born!

 

[patrick2403]

^_~ Awesome as always!

 

[SpOnGeFaN818]

That ending was just freaking hilarious! I loved when it was in the film festival.