MattTheSpongeFanatic
Goodbye Krabby Patty's #1 Fan
Today...I got bored and thought it would be a good idea to make some SpongeBob shorts! I tried to make them feel realistic, like they are actual SpongeBob shorts produced by the crew. You can tell me your opinions on it below! 
1. Many Krabby Patties
[SpongeBob is at the Krusty Krab during a work day]
[A customer walks into the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: May I take your [yawn] order?
Customer: Yeah! I'll have a-
[Mr. Krabs randomly falls down onto Squidward's head, crushing Squidward]
Mr. Krabs: Don't just have a regular ol' Krabby Patty! Today is the Krusty Krab's anniversary, so we've created multiple different types of patties!
Customer: Oh...ok. I'll have a-
Mr. Krabs: (interrupting) Try this one! [holds up a 2D Krabby Patty] It's a Flatty Patty!
Customer: Hey, but that has less meat than a normal Krabby Patty! It's two-dimensional!
Mr. Krabs: Don't like it? Try this one! [holds up a Krabby Patty covered in grass] It's the Grassy Patty! Fresh grass from the mysterious world above water!
Customer: Grass from above water? Isn't that toxic?
Mr. Krabs: Alright, you barnacle, how about this Krabby Patty? [holds up a Krabby Patty made entirely of meat] It's a Patty Patty!
Customer: Can you just stop already?
Mr. Krabs: No! How about the Slabby Patty? Blabby Patty? Or the Shabby Patty? Or even the Crabby Patty?
[Mr. Krabs holds up multiple burgers in front of the customer]
Customer: STOP IT! I just want a NORMAL KRABBY PATTY!
Mr. Krabs (tiredly): Fine, you barnacle. SpongeBob, create another Krabby Patty.
[Mr. Krabs walks off Squidward's head sadly]
Squidward: I told you this won't work, you crustacean brain.
2. The Treasure Hunters
[SpongeBob and Patrick are running towards Goo Lagoon]
Patrick: I can't wait to go the beach! We can surf, sing about ripped pants, and play with the small plastic disc that you throw!
[SpongeBob laughs]
[Squidward, who is relaxing on the beach, sees SpongeBob and Patrick]
Squidward: Oh no...I couldn't let those two barnacle brains ruin my beach day!
[Patrick sees Squidward trying to hide himself]
Patrick (to SpongeBob): Wey wook, it's Widward! He wants to play with us!
[Squidward panics and runs away]
Patrick: Aw, I guess Squidward doesn't want to play with us. Hmph.
[Suddenly, a paper flies into Patrick's face, knocking him over backwards]
Patrick (with the paper stuck into his face): Help! This piece of paper is attacking me!
[SpongeBob sees Patrick]
SpongeBob: Patrick! No!
[SpongeBob pulls the paper off Patrick's face]
Patrick: Phew! For one moment I thought I was-
SpongeBob (interrupting): PATRICK! LOOK!
Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob: The paper that flew into your face wasn't a normal paper, it's a TREASURE MAP!
Patrick: A treasure map? Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
[Patrick bounces around happily until he trips and falls over on a plant]
Patrick: Where does the map lead to?
SpongeBob: Hmm...somewhere far. Patrick, we're going to go on an adventure to find some treasure!
Patrick: Yay!
[SpongeBob and Patrick leave Goo Lagoon. They are seen crossing icy waters, kelp jungles, the deep ocean, the Mariana Trench, and finally across spiky coral fields to a giant X]
SpongeBob (tiredly): We...made...it!
[SpongeBob grabs a shovel and digs down, only to find another piece of paper]
SpongeBob (opening the paper): Huh? Another treasure map?
Patrick: We went this far just to find another map?
SpongeBob: Hmm...this map points back home! Patrick, we're going to find this treasure!
Patrick: Oh boy.
[SpongeBob and Patrick cross spiky coral fields, the Mariana Trench, the deep ocean, kelp jungles, icy waters, and finally back to their houses]
SpongeBob: That's strange. This map points to our houses! We couldn't possibly find any treasure here!
Patrick: Really? We went this far and wasted the entire day to find NOTHING! Who could've done all this?
[Back on Goo Lagoon, Squidward smiles and relaxes, revealing that he created the maps and it was a plan to get SpongeBob and Patrick away from him the whole time!]
3. Plankton's Prediction
[Plankton is seen at the Chum Bucket, with another contraption]
Karen: Plankton, what is this thing you built? Let me guess, another one of your "plans" to take over the Krusty Krab?
Plankton: Karen, come on! All of my last plans have been failures, but not this one! I call my machine...the Krusty Destroyer! With one blast, it will blow up the Krusty Krab's safe and that formula will finally be mine! I can even destroy the Krusty Krab altogether while I'm at it!
Karen: Oh brother. It's not gonna work, that crabby Krabs is going to destroy it every time!
Plankton: Stop being a Karen, Karen. I'll prove it to you! I'll consult a fortune teller, and I'll see if he agrees!
[Plankton and Karen go to Fred's Fortunes, where Fred is with a crystal ball]
Fred: Welcome to Fred's Fortunes! How may I help you?
Plankton: Sure, you doofus. I have a plot to destroy the Krusty Krab! Will it work? Do your magic!
Fred: All right.
[Fred stares at his crystal ball]
Fred: Hmm...little green guy, my crystal ball shows that you are not gonna succeed.
Plankton: Oh come on! Try it again.
[Fred stares at his crystal ball again]
Fred: Yep! Same result! And this time, it shows me that something really, really bad is going to happen to--
Plankton: Aw, quit it! I don't need these "professionals", my plan will DEFINITELY work!
[Plankton pushes the crystal ball off the table and onto Fred's leg and walks away]
Fred: MY LEG!
Later, at the Chum Bucket:
Plankton: Alright Karen, see ya later! Once I'll be back, the formula will be mine!
[Plankton takes his Krusty Destroyer to the Krusty Krab]
[silence]
[more silence]
[even more silence]
[Plankton immediately comes flying back, with his antennas on fire]
Plankton (in the air): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Plankton crashes into Karen's screen]
Karen: Let me guess, your plan failed again.
Plankton: Yes...yes it did.
[Plankton falls off Karen's screen and onto the ground as Karen sighs and rolls away.]
1. Many Krabby Patties
[SpongeBob is at the Krusty Krab during a work day]
[A customer walks into the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: May I take your [yawn] order?
Customer: Yeah! I'll have a-
[Mr. Krabs randomly falls down onto Squidward's head, crushing Squidward]
Mr. Krabs: Don't just have a regular ol' Krabby Patty! Today is the Krusty Krab's anniversary, so we've created multiple different types of patties!
Customer: Oh...ok. I'll have a-
Mr. Krabs: (interrupting) Try this one! [holds up a 2D Krabby Patty] It's a Flatty Patty!
Customer: Hey, but that has less meat than a normal Krabby Patty! It's two-dimensional!
Mr. Krabs: Don't like it? Try this one! [holds up a Krabby Patty covered in grass] It's the Grassy Patty! Fresh grass from the mysterious world above water!
Customer: Grass from above water? Isn't that toxic?
Mr. Krabs: Alright, you barnacle, how about this Krabby Patty? [holds up a Krabby Patty made entirely of meat] It's a Patty Patty!
Customer: Can you just stop already?
Mr. Krabs: No! How about the Slabby Patty? Blabby Patty? Or the Shabby Patty? Or even the Crabby Patty?
[Mr. Krabs holds up multiple burgers in front of the customer]
Customer: STOP IT! I just want a NORMAL KRABBY PATTY!
Mr. Krabs (tiredly): Fine, you barnacle. SpongeBob, create another Krabby Patty.
[Mr. Krabs walks off Squidward's head sadly]
Squidward: I told you this won't work, you crustacean brain.
2. The Treasure Hunters
[SpongeBob and Patrick are running towards Goo Lagoon]
Patrick: I can't wait to go the beach! We can surf, sing about ripped pants, and play with the small plastic disc that you throw!
[SpongeBob laughs]
[Squidward, who is relaxing on the beach, sees SpongeBob and Patrick]
Squidward: Oh no...I couldn't let those two barnacle brains ruin my beach day!
[Patrick sees Squidward trying to hide himself]
Patrick (to SpongeBob): Wey wook, it's Widward! He wants to play with us!
[Squidward panics and runs away]
Patrick: Aw, I guess Squidward doesn't want to play with us. Hmph.
[Suddenly, a paper flies into Patrick's face, knocking him over backwards]
Patrick (with the paper stuck into his face): Help! This piece of paper is attacking me!
[SpongeBob sees Patrick]
SpongeBob: Patrick! No!
[SpongeBob pulls the paper off Patrick's face]
Patrick: Phew! For one moment I thought I was-
SpongeBob (interrupting): PATRICK! LOOK!
Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob: The paper that flew into your face wasn't a normal paper, it's a TREASURE MAP!
Patrick: A treasure map? Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
[Patrick bounces around happily until he trips and falls over on a plant]
Patrick: Where does the map lead to?
SpongeBob: Hmm...somewhere far. Patrick, we're going to go on an adventure to find some treasure!
Patrick: Yay!
[SpongeBob and Patrick leave Goo Lagoon. They are seen crossing icy waters, kelp jungles, the deep ocean, the Mariana Trench, and finally across spiky coral fields to a giant X]
SpongeBob (tiredly): We...made...it!
[SpongeBob grabs a shovel and digs down, only to find another piece of paper]
SpongeBob (opening the paper): Huh? Another treasure map?
Patrick: We went this far just to find another map?
SpongeBob: Hmm...this map points back home! Patrick, we're going to find this treasure!
Patrick: Oh boy.
[SpongeBob and Patrick cross spiky coral fields, the Mariana Trench, the deep ocean, kelp jungles, icy waters, and finally back to their houses]
SpongeBob: That's strange. This map points to our houses! We couldn't possibly find any treasure here!
Patrick: Really? We went this far and wasted the entire day to find NOTHING! Who could've done all this?
[Back on Goo Lagoon, Squidward smiles and relaxes, revealing that he created the maps and it was a plan to get SpongeBob and Patrick away from him the whole time!]
3. Plankton's Prediction
[Plankton is seen at the Chum Bucket, with another contraption]
Karen: Plankton, what is this thing you built? Let me guess, another one of your "plans" to take over the Krusty Krab?
Plankton: Karen, come on! All of my last plans have been failures, but not this one! I call my machine...the Krusty Destroyer! With one blast, it will blow up the Krusty Krab's safe and that formula will finally be mine! I can even destroy the Krusty Krab altogether while I'm at it!
Karen: Oh brother. It's not gonna work, that crabby Krabs is going to destroy it every time!
Plankton: Stop being a Karen, Karen. I'll prove it to you! I'll consult a fortune teller, and I'll see if he agrees!
[Plankton and Karen go to Fred's Fortunes, where Fred is with a crystal ball]
Fred: Welcome to Fred's Fortunes! How may I help you?
Plankton: Sure, you doofus. I have a plot to destroy the Krusty Krab! Will it work? Do your magic!
Fred: All right.
[Fred stares at his crystal ball]
Fred: Hmm...little green guy, my crystal ball shows that you are not gonna succeed.
Plankton: Oh come on! Try it again.
[Fred stares at his crystal ball again]
Fred: Yep! Same result! And this time, it shows me that something really, really bad is going to happen to--
Plankton: Aw, quit it! I don't need these "professionals", my plan will DEFINITELY work!
[Plankton pushes the crystal ball off the table and onto Fred's leg and walks away]
Fred: MY LEG!
Later, at the Chum Bucket:
Plankton: Alright Karen, see ya later! Once I'll be back, the formula will be mine!
[Plankton takes his Krusty Destroyer to the Krusty Krab]
[silence]
[more silence]
[even more silence]
[Plankton immediately comes flying back, with his antennas on fire]
Plankton (in the air): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Plankton crashes into Karen's screen]
Karen: Let me guess, your plan failed again.
Plankton: Yes...yes it did.
[Plankton falls off Karen's screen and onto the ground as Karen sighs and rolls away.]
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