100 memorable quotes (REVIVED)

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What year do I come back again?
Exactly what it says there, max of 5

1. Is mayonnaise an instrument- Patrick
2. CHOCOLATE- Tom
3. MY LEG- Fred rechid
4. I'm hallor than a hipmosmoked sausage- Sandy
5. That's it, that's the lost episode- Patchy
 
6. "I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!" - Mr. Krabs
7. "Everyone be-eth a critic." - Squidly
8. "I will destroy the Krusty Krab." - SpongeBob
9. "I hate this channel." - Patrick
10. "Squidward, you’re steaming! You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter." - SpongeBob
 
11. "I love you." - Patrick
12. "Are you finished with those errands?: - SpongeBob
13. "In my heart? Actually in your arteries." - SpongeBob and imaginary Krabby Patty
14. "We're like brothers... except closer." - SpongeBob
15. "EEEEEVIL!" - Mermaid Man
 
16.What?It's just an ordinary Krabby-OH MY GOODNESS!Squidward!"-Plankton
17."DEAUUUGH!"-Fred
18."Once there was a ugly barnacle.He was so ugly that everyone died."The End."-Patrick
19."Back up Jack"-Blue Fish
20."BIG MEATY CLAWS!"-Harold
 
21. “That was an oval! It has to be a circle!” – SpongeBob
22. “Is this the Krusty Krab?” “NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!! And I’m not a crusty crab, neither.” – Random caller; Patrick
23. “Weenie Hut General?!” – SpongeBob
24. “You win this round, Broccoli!” – Singer
25. “NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD” – Narrator
 
26. "Idiot Boy" Mr Krabs, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward and (possibly) Gary
27. "Panty Raid?" Mr Krabs
28. "Not Lame" SpongeBob and Patrick
29. "I'm seeing a bright light" Invincibubble
30. "3 days" Squidward
 
31. "The greatest company picnic ever!" - SpongeBob
32. "No thank you, please." - SpongeBob
33. "ACH! Guten morgen, mein name ist SpongeBob!" - SpongeBob
34. "Patrick, you are making very poor choices!" - SpongeBob
35. "Life is but a walking shadow. A-loobie, loobie, loobie, loobie... - Patrick
 
36. "Simmy! Look out! There is a candy pen headed straight through your eye due to my act of swatting it away without first considering the trajectory! Oh, I wish I can get my words out faster but everything is in slow motion!" - SpongeBob
37. "SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! - SpongeBob
38."I love being purple!" - Patrick
39. "Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!!!" - Squidward
40. "Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! Sewer, sewer! Cha-cha-cha! - SpongeBob
 
41. "BOTH"- Squidward
42. "If we're underwater how can there be a..." -Patrick
43. "Run Mr Krabs, run like you're not in a coma!" -Spongebob
44. "Another Day another...Nickel *laughs*" -Spongebob
45. "K-R-A-B-B-Y-P-A-T-T-Y says I" -Spongebob
 
46. "There it is, the finest eating establishment ever established for eating, The Krusty Krab."- SpongeBob (Help Wanted)
47. "ALONE"- The void (SB-129)
48. "Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz."- Patrick (Grandma's Kisses)
49. "Here, please hit me as hard as you can."- Squidward (Graveyard Shift)
50. "Don't you have to be stupider somewhere else?" "Not until four."- Sandy/Patrick (I Had An Accident)
 
51 "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?" - Harold
52. "Well, at least I still have my personality" - Random fish
53. "I hate all of you" - Squidward
54. "I might as well start now, after all I have a couple of "dumbbells" right here, HA!" - Squidward
55. "Toast..." - Random fish
 
56. "No SpongeBob! Stop! Stop! Stop! Pinky. Pinky!" (Patrick)
57. "Hi Kevin." (SpongeBob)
58. "It's lemon scented." (Plankton)
59. "T-t-t-to-night?" (Squidward)
60. "Why are you still alive!?" (Mrs Puff)
 
61. "I can't hear you. It's too dark in here." (Patrick)
62. "I've got to put on my teeth and brush my pants!" (Patrick)
63. "I don't know why, but I feel like kicking SpongeBob's butt today." (Sandy)
64. "NOT THE NAVY!" (Squidward)
65. "Toulouse-Letrac!" (Squidward)
 
66. "Well we have 6 and a half hours to the end of my shift. What do you wanna do now?"
67. "JOHNSON!"
68. "The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!"
69. "SpongeBob! Whose playing Squidward's records again?"
70. "Fancy Living here we come! lalalalalala!"
 
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