1 Billion Dollars

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You've been given one billion dollars but you can only spend it on evil deeds.




How do you spend it?
 

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I would build a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class, and then I would use the remaining funds to maintain that empire as well as my palace for being supreme ruler of the Earth.

Not a bad plan, isn't it? ;)
 

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I would pay scientists to build several types of rays that could destroy people on contact. Other rays too.
 

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1. Buy cancer cells and spread it for orphans before Christmas
2. Buy swine flu viruses and plant them on ice creams for poor children
3. Buy and then spread millions of Brain eating amoebas on every single lake, river and or swimming pools
4. Use the money to politically promote myself and become part of the government so I can corrupt the nation
5. Buy a cloning machine and use it to clone thousands of Tony Blairs
6. Buy a resurrection machine and use it to bring Margaret Thatcer back from the dead
7. ..... and then use the cloning machine I bought earlier to clone thousands of Margaret Thatchers
8. Buy the rights to own "FanBoy and Chum Chum" and bribe Nick to air it 24-7
9. Buy a ray gun to kill good singers and clone Justin Bieber (with the clonning device I bought earlier)
10. Buy rabies-infected angry doberman pinschers and give it away to disabled children
11. Use the money to vasectomize teenagers

I would most likely do the ones in bold.







:)
 

TropicalNards112233

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SpongeRoadie UK said:
1. Buy cancer cells and spread it for orphans before Christmas
2. Buy swine flu viruses and plant them on ice creams for poor children
3. Buy and then spread millions of Brain eating amoebas on every single lake, river and or swimming pools
4. Use the money to politically promote myself and become part of the government so I can corrupt the nation
5. Buy a cloning machine and use it to clone thousands of Tony Blairs
6. Buy a resurrection machine and use it to bring Margaret Thatcer back from the dead
7. ..... and then use the cloning machine I bought earlier to clone thousands of Margaret Thatchers
8. Buy the rights to own "FanBoy and Chum Chum" and bribe Nick to air it 24-7
9. Buy a ray gun to kill good singers and clone Justin Bieber (with the clonning device I bought earlier)
10. Buy rabies-infected angry doberman pinschers and give it away to disabled children
11. Use the money to vasectomize teenagers

I would most likely do the ones in bold.







:)
What bold?
Anyway, I would buy my way into the presidency, bomb everyone, and become supreme dictator of earth!!!!!!...I wish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs
 
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SpongeRoadie UK said:
That's the gig. :)

If I was given 1 billion dollars to spend on evil deeds, I would rarther not spend.
you should do #11

The world is overpopulated enough anyways xD
 

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E.V.I.L said:
I would give all soccer players that like SpongeBob and commonly associate with me online cancer :bullshrimp:

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Lol, does it have to be evil?? :P

I'd yell bomb on an airplane....oh wait, I don't need a billion dollars for that :P
 

SpongeRoadie UK

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I've got MOAR EVIL options :

12. Re-create the holocaust. Either that or the Chinese genocide. Which one's funnier? You tell.
13. Develop a modern version ... of the Spanish flu virus.
14. Create an orphanage ... and let John Wayne Gacy take control of it.
15. Re-create The Stalinist Era for Ethiopia.
16. Create a happy hospital and tell AIDS patients to stay positive!
17. Develop Recycling systems. Too many fetuses in one trashcan, these days.
 
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