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Yes, this is a joke topic and very sorry if you're annoyed, but I'm not OlBoldAndBrash. I actually have a PAYOFF! (A.K.A. A small bit of reading material unlike OB&B's rubbing-it-in) No-one has ever been recorded to have been married to money (At least in real life), but people have in the...

Draft 1: I was hanging upside down getting lynched by a mob. Let me tell you who did it. It was SpongeBob's fault that's what. I thought hard about how to avoid getting tortured by the citizens of Bikini Bottom. It began inside the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob was flipping burgers as usual, but then...