sbmania co

[spongie33]

1. Hello, Employees. welcome to a game called sbmania co
2. here is the rules: Only I can hire/fire people.
3. Only I can promote/demote employees. We have a fair 3 strikes rules.
   Three strikes=demotion. Another strike while demoted=another demotion.
   Strike while demoted to the lowest level=fireing.
4. There is a big, red button under my desk. Only I(or the VP in my
   absence) can press it(if anyone but us pushes it, it means immediate
   demotion or suspension).
5. We do not use dollars, euros, or pounds for currency. we use s money here is the translation s1 = 2 us dollars
6. Have fun, and work at the same time. This is a game, not real life.
7. unlocks door, walks in, and turns on lights)
8. Now Get Out There And Make sbmania co proud!

 

[cwn]

What do you do for work? Do you just PM people, hiring them? Are there other admins? How do you get strikes?

 

[spongie33]

it is a game not in real life, no we hire them if they want to join, do you want to be vice president, if you break a rule in the game
we are a company

 

[cwn]

Sure, I'll be vice president.

 

[spongie33]

okay then
(puts a help wanted sign on the window)

 

[OWM]

Permission to come aboard, captain! I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THE DAY I COULD JOIN SBMANIA CO, and now I'm ready.

 

[spongie33]

You can be the security guard at the front gate.

Permission to come aboard, captain! I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THE DAY I COULD JOIN SBMANIA CO, and now I'm ready.You can be the security guard at the front gate.

 

[kev]

Permission to come aboard, captain! I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THE DAY I COULD JOIN SBMANIA CO, and now I'm ready.

 

[OWM]

Yay I'm a security guard!

 

[spongie33]

okay lets get this game going

 

[cwn]

What is kevin_ng2010's job? Let's get this show on the road.

 

[BlueberryFieldsForever]

Can I join? What is my position? How exactly do we play this?

 

[cwn]

I'll take spongie33's position until he checks in. What position would you like to have? I'm talking to Docosagon and kevin_ng2010.

 

[spongie33]

docosagon and kevin me and cwn will talk what kind of jobs you will get

 

[BlueberryFieldsForever]

Well, how exactly do we play this?

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

Well I'm getting this back and started again. So what jobs are available

 

[cwn]

You can be the trophy on the mantle (metaphor). Your job is to bring in more people! Treasurer is the money counter, and secretary...

 

[Sunshine Banjo Face]

(3 hours later)

 

[tEMMIE]

Can I get a job?

 

[spacepirate]

Temp agency sent me. Said there was a position for management.