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Astrology With Squidward

Plot: Squidward describes what the Cancer Zodiac sign. He then predicts the future events for Cancers.

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Narrator: And now, Astrology with Squidward.
Squidward: Happy birthday to Cancer, sign of the crab. Not all Cancerius are crabby but they are all good at causing problems and blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are Cancers. My prediction for Cancer: This week you will fall asleep seven times. Don't worry you'll wake up. I'm your Nicktoon Astrologer, Squidward, reminding you that it's bad karma to eat animated seafood.

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