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What If The Mystery Ended This Way...?

Narrator: What is the mystery ended this way...?
Officer: Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Oran J. Roughy. (takes the head off and reveals Squidward) You're not... (tape squeals and starts over) International fugitive Oran J. Roughy. (takes head off to reveal Sandy)
Sandy: Howdy y'all! (restart of tape)
Officer: Fugitive Oran J. Roughy. (takes head off and reveals Patrick laughing. Restart again) Oran J. Roughy. (takes head off to reveal SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I think not. (takes the officers head off) You, sir, are Oran J. Roughy.
Oran: Huh? (runs away)
SpongeBob: Hmm...
Narrator: Well, that was unexpected.
End