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Pisces

And now, a horoscope from Squidward.

Today's zodiac constellations of the Pisces (fish). If you were born under this sign, it means no one trusts you. This is because fishes lie all the time. Even when they want to tell the truth, they lie. For the fishes that want to stop lying, I have a simple advice. Don't talk.

My prediction for Pisces for the upcoming year.

Your nose will remain the same.

I'm a Nickcartoon's (Nickelodeon + Cartoon? not sure about this one) astrologer Squidward. I'm always ready to tell you something pleasant for a nice fee.
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