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The Best Day Ever
Employee of the Month
Goofy Goober Rock
Just a Kid
Now That We're Men
Ocean Man
Prince Paul's Bubble Party
Spongebob & Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy
They'll Soon Discover
Under My Rock

Spongebob & Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (by The Flaming Lips)

Patrick, you see him growing a mustache
And though I know I must ask you
Does it really make me look like a man?

Spongebob, being a manager's a tough job
I hope you're picked
You'll be the best sponge boss they've had
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab

Now wait a minute

I think we hit a wall
I think we hit a psychic wall

Maybe we're just young
And we won't know 'til we're old
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fishbowl

Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall we can't get above

Come on, let's find a way to be happy
Not like Plankton
He'll never be satisfied
Always complaining about his life
To his computer wife
You'd think he would have found by now
To be thought of as a king
We don't need approved

Just a Kid (by Wilco)

Maybe I'm just a kid
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to go now

I don't want to go to school
But I don't get to make the rules
Too early, too early, too early, too early in the morning

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something they don't want to do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something
But what's the truth?

Maybe I'm not so big
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for more now

I don't want to go to bed
There's so much going on in my head
Not tired, not tired, not tired, not tired right now

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something they don't want to do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do something
But what's the truth?

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to be something
Let's have some fun

(kids "nah-nah")

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everyone, somebody, anyone
Has to grow up
Let's have some fun

Prince Paul's Bubble Party (by The Waikikis, Prince Paul, and Wordsworth)

(dialogue from Bubblestand throughout)

It's a nice day, and the water's cool
Spongebob's looking for something to do
To earn money and stay out of trouble
He built his own stand for blowing bubbles
Squidward said no one in the water
Wants to blow bubbles and pay him a quarter
But Patrick would if he had to spend it
He's not worried, Spongebob will lend it
Spongebob gave him the bubble wand
So Patrick could have to blow bubbles on
Used his breath, then borrowed 25 cents again
From Spongebob to get some lessons

Bubbles could be any size
Big as elephants, small as butterflies
Round as a ball, like boats and ducks
Use one or two hands to blow them up
So if you want the bubbles not to pop
I suggest that you check out Spongebob and watch

Round and round
Round and round
Round and round

Squidward wouldn't blow bubbles at first
Because it wouldn't work or would quickly burst
Blowing bubbles, he thought, was easy to do
Lessons from Spongebob, he needed them too
He blew so hard, he got red cheeks
Then tried Spongebob's blowing techniques

La-da dee, la-da doo, la-da dum
La-da dee, la-da doo, la-da dum
La-da dee, la-da doo, la-da dum
La-da dee, la-da doo, la-da dum

The Best Day Ever (by Spongebob)

Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
Said it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra-ecstatified

It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)

I'm so busy, got nothing to do
Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe
Every flower, every grain of sand is reaching out to shake my hand.

It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)

Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down, I want to lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and I look around!

Those clouds don't scare me; they can't disguise
This magic that's happenin' right before my eyes
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright so the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night now...

It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever... (Best day ever)
(Best day ever...)

They'll Soon Discover (by The Shins)

When you were young and wise, scratching your letters in the sand
And your imagination led you all around by the hand
La, la, la, la
Did you ever wonder what dizzy adventures there might be
Unfolding in the currents under the waves at the bottom of the sea?

He's odd, but he's got a lot of vision
His buck teeth, cock-eyed smile
Can't stop this invertebrate on a mission
He's in charge

A sinister design, a wild goose chase for a crown
With your eyes aligned, before they tear apart your town
If you wanna win, save all of your kin in the ocean
Stay your ground, don’t be discouraged, don't let 'em turn our brains into porridge

You're odd, but you've got a lot of vision
Your buck teeth, stalwart heart
Can't stop this invertebrate on a mission
He's in charge

But it's a long, hard fight, the corner turns, and it's always another mile
People think day and night, they think they got your number, but they'll soon discover

Ocean Man (by Ween)

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...
Ocean man...
Ocean man...

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...

Under My Rock (by Patrick)

It's where you'll always find me
If you're walking right behind me
Where is it? Please remind me. Oh yeah,
Under my rock!
Under my rock!

Here's the bed that I lie in
Laugh and sigh and cry in
Or eat a piece of pie in
Under my rock!
Under my rock!

It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock)
It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)
Got snacks in the fridge and a telephone (under my rock)
In this stone that I call home
Let's rock!

I got a welcome mat and dirty socks
A sink, a table, and a secret box
Myself and me can be alone
In the stone that I call home

That's the chair I sometimes doze on
The hankie I blow my nose on (blows nose), ew
Hey, my favorite show's on!
Under my rock!
Under my rock!

I guess that completes our tour
So let me show you to the... door
That's all, there ain't no more
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Boys, take it home!

("under my rock" repeats in background)
Oh, I already am home.
Yeah, it's where we are.
Still here!
Heh, this is prime real estate, baby!
Oh yeah. Everything I need, I got right here.
I don't need to go anywhere else.
It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat.
I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts. I can hang my shorts there.
Stand back, I'm taking 'em off. Hey, where's everybody going?

Now That We're Men (by Spongebob, Patrick, and The Monsters)

Now that we're men, we can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs

Now that we're men, we have facial hair
Now that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we got a manly flair
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day

We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did, ha ha ha

Now that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown

They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown

Goofy Goober Rock (by Tom Rothrock with Jim Wise)

I'm a goofy goober (ROCK!)
You're a goofy goober (ROCK!)
We're all goofy goobers (ROCK!)
Goofy goofy goober goober (ROCK!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say, "No way!"
No, no, no, no way
"I'm a kid," you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say, "Say it again!" and then I say, "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"

So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

I'm a goofy goober (ROCK!)
You're a goofy goober (ROCK!)
We're all goofy goobers (ROCK!)
Goofy goofy goober goober, yeah

Employee of the Month (by Spongebob)

Oh, I used to be just another ordinary guy
Five days a week, working my nine-to-five
But then I went that extra mile
I gave them service with a smile

That's me, that's me, Employee of the Month
That's me (that's me), that's me (that's me), Employee of the Month

Although some might say that working hard's for fools
I've come all this way with just some simple rules
Keep your station clean and bright
The customer is always right

That's me, that's me, Employee of the Month
That's me (that's me), that's me (that's me), Employee of the Month

(He worked so hard)
But I never once complained
(He worked so hard)
Now they put my picture in a frame

When you reach the top, that means you're the cream
We give it all we got, 'cause there ain't no I in "team" (go team!)
Mind your manners, don't be rude
A bright and cheery attitude

That's me, that's me, Employee of the Month
That's me (that's me), that's me (that's me), Employee of the Month

(Well, he worked so hard) Yeah!
But I never once complained
(Yeah, he worked so hard)
They put my picture in a frame
And underneath they spelled my name
(S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-B)

If it weren't for me, this place would fall apart
It takes elbow grease and a great big bunch of heart
I broke my back, I gave my all
Now that's my face up on the wall

That's me, that's me, Employee of the Month, hey, look!
That's me (that's me), that's me (that's me), Employee of the Month, again!
That's me (who's he?), that's me (that's me), Employee of the Month
Yup, that's me.

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