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4-Ply
A Friend Is a Friend
A Grill Is Not a Home
All You Need Is Friends to Fly
Bikini Bottom National Anthem
Birthday Girl
The Campfire Song Song
Doing the Sponge
F.U.N.
Gary's Song
He's Flying
Hey All You People
Indoors
I Wish I Could Fly
Krusty Krab Pizza
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight
Loop-dee-Loop
Ripped Pants
So Long Bikini Bottom
Spongebob Scaredypants
Squidly's songs from "Dunces and Dragons"
Striped Sweater
Sweet Victory
Texas
Theme Song
Underwater Sun
The Very First Christmas to Me
When Worlds Collide
You're Old

songs from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Theme Song

Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!!!
Ooooooooooooooooh,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ready?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Spongebob....Squarepants!
(Spongebob plays flute-like tune on his nose)

Ripped Pants

When I ripped (rip) my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)

F.U.N.

F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium.... bombs,
N is for no survivors, when you....

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this!
F is for friends who do stuff....

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Here, let me help you.

F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me, try it!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea.

Wait. I don't understand this. I feel all tingly inside! Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel!

Well, I like it! Let's do it again!

Okay!

F is for frolic through all the flowers,
U is for ukelele,
N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking
Here with my best buddy!

(laughing along to the song)

Texas

Wish I was back in Texas.
The ocean's no place for a squirrel.
Wish I was in Texas,
Prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I guess a'deep in my heart,
I'll always be a Texas girl.
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-o-ome, ho-ome.
(yodels)
I wanna wake up in Texas.
I miss those wide open skies.
I miss my 20 acres,
Barbeques and pecan pies, oh why?
When I'm so far from you, Texas,
All I can do is cry.
(yodels)
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-ome,
(low voice) I wanna go ho-ome.

Loop-dee-Loop (by Ween, from Your Shoe's Untied)

Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.

You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.

Spongebob Scaredypants (by The Ghastly Ones, from the closing credits of Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary)

All right, boils and ghouls, you ready?
Yeah!
Well.... who lives near a graveyard under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and spooky is he!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
If nautical chills be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Then spread your gills out and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Spongebob.... Scaredypants,
Spongebob.... Scaredypants,
Spongebob.... Scaredypants,
Spongebob.... Scaredypants!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB.... SCAREDYPANTS!

Krusty Krab Pizza (from Pizza Delivery)

Spongebob: The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza,
Squidward: And my feet are killing me.
(later)
Spongebob: The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, free delivery.
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, very ta-a-sty.
(later)
The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally.
(scatting) Pizza....
(soul singing) Krusty Kra-ya-ya-yab, pizza, is the pizza, yeah, for you and...meeeeeeeee!

Doing the Sponge (from The Chaperone)

All right, you invertebrates. I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.
Well, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air,
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there,
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge,
Now you're doin' The Sponge.
Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge,
Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge.
Well, now, first you take your leg
And you stick it in the air,
And then you take the other one,
And you jam it right up there,
You twist yourself around
And you give a great big lunge,
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' The Sponge.

The Very First Christmas to Me

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a little something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la.

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

A Friend Is a Friend (from Wormy)

A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end,
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side,
Won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.

Bikini Bottom National Anthem (from Imitation Krabs)

Oh, Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you,
As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue,
Bikini Bottom, we love you!

Sweet Victory (by David Glen Eisley [formerly of the band Giuffria], from Band Geeks)

The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill,
The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.
Don't ever look back on the wind closing in.
The only attack were their wings on the wind.
Oh, the daydream begins....

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And the world is ours to follow....
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.

Hey All You People (from Jellyfish Hunter)

Hey all you people,
Hey all you people,
Hey all you people, won't you listen to me?

I just had a sandwich,
No ordinary sandwich,
A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly!

Hey, man, you've got to try this sandwich!
It's no ordinary sandwich.
It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!
(scat-sings) Yeah.... Thank you!

A Grill Is Not a Home (from Welcome to the Chum Bucket)

A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a greasy spoon without you.

Striped Sweater (from As Seen On TV)

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater".
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time,
One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater....
(Spongebob trails off when crowd gets mad at him)

Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight (by Tiny Tim, from Help Wanted)

Things that bother you never bother me,
I feel happy as pie, a-ha!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,
Coffee's only a dime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter,
I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!

I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.

(trills the tune)

Underwater Sun (from House Party)

Come with me to the land I love,
It's not right here, down the street, or up above.
It's down below in the deep blue sea,
Where Spongebob lives and the fun is always free.

Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea,
Where our salty friend Spongebob waits for you and me.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun.

We'll catch some jellyfish if we get a chance,
Say hello to Patrick, and do a little dance.
Karate-chop Sandy, see Squid get a tan,
Eat a Krabby Patty, and foil Plankton's plan.

Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea.
We'll hook up with Spongebob and his snail Gary.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun, underwater sun. (crowd cheering)

Indoors (from I Had an Accident)

I know of a place where you never get harmed,
A magical place with magical charms,
Indoors.... indoors.... iiiiindooooors!

I Wish I Could Fly (from the Lost Episode)

If only I could join you there in the air,
Floating free without a care,
I wish I could fly
And see things with a different eye.
I would fly so very high and touch the sky,
And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly....

He's Flying (from the Lost Episode)

He's flying, he's flying, he's really, really flying!
They laughed, they scoffed, before I had liftoff,
But now he's flying, he's flying high in the sky....

I'd love to hang around to say, "I told you so!"
But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go....
Roads and streets are not for me.

Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree....
I've had her since I was a little girl,
But now it looks like the end of her world....

I have never felt so free.
High in the sky is the place for me.
Helping friends from up above,
These are the things that I love....

I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime,
And I'll save Patrick from this mime.
Even Plankton needs some help
When he gets tangled in the ke-e-e-elp!

All You Need Is Friends to Fly (from the Lost Episode)

You don't need a plane to fly.
Plastic wings may make you cry.
Kites are made for windy days.
Lawn chairs with balloons, fly away....
Inflatable pants, you may as well skip.
If you want to fly, all you need is friendship.

When Worlds Collide (from Spongebob BC)

When worlds collide...
Pretty sweet, eh? Brawk!
You can run...
But no can hide!
When worlds collide,
You'll laugh so hard
You'll swear you've died.
When worlds collide...
Hold my hand,
I'll be your guide
When worlds collide...
Buckle... buckle...
Buckle up for the sweetest ride,
And prepare to have your mind blown wide
When worlds collide...
Yo, check it out.

When worlds collide, it's a curious thing.
Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing.
In his metal chest are some working parts.
How is that different from my beating heart?

I'm from the future, and I'm from the past.
But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last.
He was made in a lab, and I was born in a cave,
So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!

Future!
Word.
I am SpongeTron.
You, you, you, you can run...
But no can hide!
When worlds collide.

The Campfire Song Song (from The Camping Episode)

I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
Let's gather 'round the campfire
And sing our campfire song,
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song,
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing along....

Bum bum bum....

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing along....

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick!
SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E....
Squidward!
(silence)
Good!

It'll help.... it'll help....
If you just sing along!

Oh yeah!!

You're Old (from Mid-Life Crustacean; extended lyrics on The Yellow Album)

You're old (you're old...)
Groaning like a geezer
Yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old
Mmm...

You're old (you're old...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls
Man, you're old
Mm-hmm...
(You're old...)
You're old

Gary's Song (by Stew, from Have You Seen This Snail?)

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone

Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)

Gary, can't you see I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind

More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem:
Gary come home

(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home...)
Ahh...
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?

Squidly's songs (by Rodger Bumpass, from Dunces and Dragons)

I was the king's favorite fool
I made merry mirth and laughter
But I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke
Now I hang from ye olde rafter.

The evil wizard's dragon is here
See the townsfolk scream with fear
See the townsfolk try to run
I can tell this won't be fun
The dragon will torch everything
Everything in the valley
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes
Even Ye Olde Bowling Alley.

O hear me, King, for I must sing
How you are the greatest at everything
Like letting a dragon bind down our city
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity...
You were bad, you are to blame
Now hang your kingly head in shame
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la
The king is bad, the king's to blame
He hangs his kingly head in shame
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la la, la la la laaaa!

O Dark Knight, spare us please
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees
Pray, take these two and let me go free
And I will give to thee... some cheese.
(cow moos)

Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower
By the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour.

There once was a dragon so handsome and smart
He let me go free, for he had a big heart.

Hark! Ring the bell, 'tis all ended well
The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned
And only a few of us got badly burned...

So Long Bikini Bottom (by Carolyn Lawrence, from Chimps Ahoy)

So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a goodbye
But please don't think bad of me if'n I start to cry
So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss
From your smoggy, crowded city to your stingin' jellyfish

This town is filled with many things that I've come to love
From the birds that fly upon the ground to the flowers up above
Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go
'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all are the friends I've come to know.

Birthday Girl (by Boys Who Cry, featuring Lori Alan, from Whale of a Birthday)

Boys Who Cry:
It's all about you, girl
On your sixteenth birthday
Pay attention to you, girl
Everyone has to do just what you say
You get your very own spotlight tonight
'Cause it's all about you
Yeah it's all about Pearl
And you're the birthday girl

Pearl:
Yeah! It's all about me!
On my sixteenth birthday
I want music, clothes, and shiny things
So give it up right away
Everybody in the whole wide world
They have to pay attention to me
It's all about me, me, again to...
Me!

4-Ply (by Rodger Bumpass, from Whale of a Birthday)

When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply
When I cry.

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