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Who Wants To Race Me?

Who wants to race me
You've got a lot of guts if'n you do
Pick up the pace you'll only chase me
The best you're gonna do is number two

Who wants to race me
Better men than you have tried and failed
Where's the fool gonna try to ace me
All of me you're gonna see is my bushy tail

I'll take off like a shot leaving you so far behind
And I'm saving you a spot right here at the finish line
I got here faster than a grease pig with a rocket in high gear tied to its tail
Flying down an icy roller coaster trying to get home for supper to its mama

Who wants to race me
I thought you was a snail cause you're so slow
You won't see hide, no hair, no teeny tiny trace of me
On your mark, get ready get set, now go man go (yeehaw)

Who wants to race me
Let's do one more lap I'm raring to go
You'll never win, or show or place me
On your mark, get ready get set, now go man go
On your mark, get ready get set, now go man go