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Little Floater's Wild Weekend

CD: Q People: A Tribute to Nrbq
Track Number: 12


French narrator: Aah, it is a lazy Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom. A perfect time to look on the pineapple home of SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh there he is!
SpongeBob: (sigh) Don't you just love mellow weekends Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Me too. Nothin' to do but kick back, listen to the radio and rearrange my underwear drawer. White briefs, white briefs, white briefs. Hey Gary turn it up!
Gary: Meow! (He plays around with the radio.)
Radio: Sea's where to be, sea's where to be, sea's where to be.
DJ Fish: Hi, this is DJ Fish and you're listening to K-E-L-P. And that was Sun Fish Rock with the Sea's Where To Be. And here's a word from our sponsor.
Announcer: It's here! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 2 PM at Seaweed Speedway it's the Big Bad Bikini Bottom Bubble Blow Off. Behold the best and brightest bubble blowers in Bikini Bottom will boggle for bragging rights to the bonafide perfect bubble.
SpongeBob: Perfect bubble?
Announcer: What are you deaf? The perfect bubble! The blue ribbon bubble will be judged on roundness, buoyancy and absolute unpopability. Winner will receive the trophy, blue ribbon and dinner for you and four friends at the Krusty Krab. Courtesy of Mr. Eugene Krabs.
Side announcer: Free dinner does not include meal, condiments, drinks, tax or tip.
Announcer: So hurry down to Seaweed's Speedway and B.Y.O.B. bring your own bubble, bubble, bubble, blubble.
SpongeBob: Wow Gary turn that silly radio off. (Gary does so.) Our mild weekend has just turned into a wild weekend. Get ready. (singing) Hey Gary it's a wild weekend. (guitar string breaks) I'd better get practicing for that big bubble blow off. It all happens at 2 PM Sunday, Sunday, Sunday?! That's in half an hour! Where's my bubble wand? Where's my bubble soap? Where are my special bubble blowing shoes?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Thank you Gary. A little bubble blowing music please. (Gary plays music as SpongeBob blows a bubble.) Oh yeah that's the winner. This bubble's got it all, dig that roundness, buoyancy and absolute- (pops) unpopability...
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: Oh don't be negative Gary. Prepared to be dazzled. Good bubbling is all about positive mental attitude and self confidence. (blows again and pops) I stink! What's happening to me? I'm loosing my chops. Noooo! (gasps) What have I done? I've spilt my last drop of bubble soap into the radio. Oh well there's enough for one last bubble. (blows) Ah, I've done it. Oh ooh, you-you're beautiful. Look at him Gary, he's perfect. So vulnerable yet sturdily unpopable.
Bubble: Blub.
SpongeBob: Bubble did you say "blub"?
Bubble: Blub.
SpongeBob: Blub.
Bubble: Blub.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Gary my bubble's trying to communicate with me.
Bubble: Blub.
SpongeBob: Hmm, is it possible that when the spilled bubble soap mixed with the radio's labatronic rays it created sentient talking bubble with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal bubbles? (laughs) Who cares? Woo hoo! Together we're going to win that prize. SpongeBob SquarePants and... and... Hey bubble what's your name?
Bubble: Blub.
SpongeBob: Hmm. You're little and you float, I'm gonna call you Little Floater.

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At first I had some trouble,
But I blew the perfect bubble.
I love you, blub blub blub,
Glub glub glub, oooooh.
I love you Little Floater,
Just air and soap and water.
Blub blub blub, (blub blub blub),
Glub glub glub, oooooh.

I'm in love with some spherical air and I know it's in love with me,
When we ride on a current or tide we feel like kings of the sea.

I'll take you, inflate you,
I'll never burst or break you,
I love you Little Floater,
Little Floater, ooooh.

Fruit of my bubble wand,
Of you I've grown so fond,
A special bond.

I'm in love with some spherical air and I know it's in love with me,
When we ride on a current or tide we feel like kings of the sea.

Cute little soap suddy,
Always my bubble buddy.
Glub glub glub, (glub glub glub),
Little Floater, oooooh.
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SpongeBob: Gary? Call everyone I've ever met in my whole life and tell them to meet me at Seaweed Speedway. They must be there to witness our triumph. Come Little Floater we're off.
Little Floater: Blub.
(closes door)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Pinch me Floater, I can't believe we're actually backstage at the Big Bubble Off. Nervous?
Little Floater: Blab!
SpongeBob: Well don't be, you're the brightest bubble here. Oh! Shh shh, it's starting.
Johnny: Good afternoon Bikini Bottom, it's a beautiful day for bubbling. Now let's hear it for contestant number one, Little Tommy Tuna and his bubble Captain Lou. (audience cheer) And isn't he a handsome- (pop and audience shock)
SpongeBob: Ahem, sorry you had to see that Little Floater. Well we don't have to worry about anything like that because you've got absolute unpopability. Heheheh, heheheh (gulp) I hope...
Scooter: Hello Mr. SpongePants? Hahawhaw!
SpongeBob: Yeeow! That's me you're knocking on.
Scooter: Oh sorry I thought you were a door. You guys are on in three minutes. Hahawhaw!
SpongeBob: Where is everybody? Gary was suppose to round up the gang. I want my friends around to share in our moment of glory.
Little Floater: Blub.
SpongeBob: Hey, you're right. Here they come.

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Here comes Squidward, here comes Patrick,
Here comes Plankton, here comes Sandy,
Here comes Gary, here comes Mr Krabs,
Here comes SpongeBob, here comes me!
Here comes Patrick, doo doo doo,
Here comes Patrick, here comes Patrick.
Here comes Mr Krabs, here comes Squidward,
Here comes Sandy, here comes Patrick,
Here comes Sandy, boy howdy!
Here comes Sandy, I'm ridin' in!
Here comes Mr Krabs, here comes Squidward,
Here comes Sandy, here comes Patrick,
Here comes Plankton, here comes Plankton,
Here comes Plankton, here I come!

I can't believe what I hear and what I see,
They're standing here right in front of me.

Here comes Patrick, here comes Plankton,
Here comes Sandy, here comes Gary,
Ahoy! Here comes Mr Krabs,
Here comes Mr Krabs, there I be!
Here comes Squidward, here comes Squidward,
Here comes Squidward, here comes Squidward,
Here comes Squidward - 
I'm coming already, Squidward is here!

I can't believe what I hear and what I see,
They're standing here right in front of me.

Here comes Plankton, here comes Sandy,
Here comes Gary, here comes Patrick,
Here comes Squidward, here comes SpongeBob,
Here comes Mr Krabs, here comes me,
Here comes a fish I don't recognize, oh yeah!
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SpongeBob: Everyone's here.
Sandy: Howdy SpongeBob where's that bodacious bubble at? Let's get a gander at him.
Patrick: I'm an uncle!
Mr. Krabs: Where be this billion dollar bubble boy?
Squidward: This better be good SpongeBob. It's my bath night.
Plankton: I demand you reveal bubble now!
SpongeBob: Oh keep your shirt on Plankton here's right over (gasps) here! Little Floater! He was right over just- I turned around and- oh where could he be Sandy?
Sandy: I hate to say this SpongeBob but bubbles can... y'know... uh.
SpongeBob: Where's Floater gone Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Well son, the sea can be a very cruel mistress.
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: My nephew! (sobs)
SpongeBob: Oh what are you trying to say?
Squidward: Oh alright you cowards I'll say it. SpongeBob has gone where former bubbles go.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Squidward: He's moved on to the next plateau, he has burst on through the other side.
SpongeBob: I don't get cha.
Squidward: (grunts) Alright I'll say it, your Little Floater friend is an ex-bubble. Don't cha get it? He's gone pop.
SpongeBob: Gone pop? Oh you mean he's sold out.
Squidward: No he hasn't sold out! (freaks out) He has gone pop, pop! Pop, say it with me. Pop!
SpongeBob: Pop.
Squidward: Pop.
SpongeBob: Pop. No that can't be.
Sandy: SpongeBob I'm so sorry.
Patrick: Hey Floater led a long, full life.
SpongeBob: No he didn't.
Plankton: SpongeBob if you ever need anyone to talk to... don't call me.
Mr. Krabs: Boy I'm not one for making flowering, unpaid speeches-
Squidward: Good let's not start now. Can we leave?
SpongeBob: Yes please me my heartache and I need space.
Patrick: You've heard him people show's over. Move along, nothing to see here, give the guy some air.
SpongeBob: You too Patrick.
Patrick: Oh okay bye. (closes door)
SpongeBob: Oh I sure do have nice friends, but I don't have you.

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If you counted all of the things I've got,
You might really think I've got a lot,
But they won't mean anything if I don't have you.

Yes it's you and I'll shout it out,
'Cause you're all that I think about,
And it's true; since you went away this yellow sponge is turning blue.

In my pineapple palace I might be king,
But it won't mean much of anything,
And I won't be satisfied if I don't have you. 
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SpongeBob: (sobs and audience clapping) Thank you, thank you. Hey what's going on out there?
Scooter: Mr. SquareBob?
SpongeBob: (screaming) Uh you're hitting me again.
Scooter: (laughs) Oh sorry dude I thought you were a door again. (laughs again) Does this little guy belong to you?
Little Floater: Blub.
SpongeBob: Floater, it's you. (kisses)
Oh where was he?
Patrick: Didn't cha hear that crowd?
Sandy: Floater just came in first.
Squidward: Yeah haha and his weepy owner wasn't even there to take the prize. (laughs) Got it.
Scooter: Uh here's your trophy dude and the big Bikini Bottom Blow Off Blue Ribbon. (everyone cheers) Alright congratulations, rock on dude.
SpongeBob: Hold your applause. I can't wear this ribbon, Little Floater earned it all on his own. Come here buddy let me pin it on ya.
Little Floater: Blab!
Sandy: (gasps) SpongeBob no!
Squidward: I wouldn't do that.
Mr. Krabs: No wait stop.
Patrick: No!
Squidward: Don't pin the bubble.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob give me that pin boy.
Little Floater: Blab! (pop, pop, pop)
SpongeBob: I can't look did he just go pop?
Patrick: No, he went pop, pop, pop.
SpongeBob: What?
Plankton: Your creation has multiplied.
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Now there be three.
Patrick: Oooh.
Sandy: Oooooh. Aaaah.
Plankton: GORGEOUS!
Sandy: There's three of them. Man oh my.
Plankton: BEAUTIFUL!
Sandy: SpongeBob you're a bubble daddy.
Patrick: It's a pair of triplets.
Bubbles: (singing) Blab, blab, blab.
SpongeBob: Three Little Floaters? This is the best day ever.

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Get ready, it's a wild weekend,
Everybody's getting in the swim,
Soak up some sun now the surf is splashing,
Hot summer fun while the waves are crashing,
Get ready, it's a wild weekend.

Patrick pulls up and we all pile in,
Rock and roll is what we dig my friend.
I'm feelin' good, yeah, I feel so crazy,
Plankton's a drag and it don't even phase me,
Get ready, it's a wild weekend.

Tired of waiting til it's time for the weekend,
It gets harder as the days go by,
A two day break is all it takes,
It's gonna be alright.

We're going down to the Krusty Krab,
Mr Krabs is picking up the tab,
It's the best, man, you just can't beat it,
You grab a Krabby Patty then you eat it,
Get ready, 'cause it's a wild weekend.

Get ready, it's a wild weekend,
Everybody's getting in the swim,
I brought my buddies; I'm so glad I've got 'em,
The coolest crowd in Bikini Bottom,
Get ready, it's a wild weekend,
Get ready, 'cause it's a wild weekend,
Get ready, 'cause it's a wild weekend,
Get ready, it's a wild weekend!

Well it's a wild wild wild, wild weekend,
Well it's a wild wild wild, wild weekend,
Well it's a wild wild wild, wild weekend,
Well it's a wild wild wild, wild weekend,
Well it's a wild wild wild, wild weekend...
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