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Episode: Dunces and Dragons
Artist: Squidly

I was the king's favourite fool
I made merry mirth and laughter
Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke
And now I hang from ye olde rafter!

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The evil wizard's dragon is here
See the townsfolk scream with fear
See the townsfolk try to run
I can tell this won't be fun

The dragon will torch everything
Everything in the valley
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
And even ye olde bowling alley!
 
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Oh hear me king, for I must sing
How you are the greatest at everything
Like letting a dragon burn down our city
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty

Twas all your fault and tis a pity
You are bad, you are to blame
Now hang your kingly head in shame
La la la la la la la la la la la!

The king is bad
The king's to blame
He hangs his kingly head in shame
La la la la la la la la la la la!
 
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Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees
Pray take these two and let me go free
And I will give to thee some cheese

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Hark the princess
She screams from the tower
By the sound of her shrieks
This is her final hour

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There once was a dragon
So handsome and smart
He let me go free
For he had a big heart

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Hark ring the bell
'Tis all ended well
The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned
And only a few of us got badly burned

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