SBM Rap Battles Revived

BooBooKeys

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Yo its B B K and i'm on the mic
If you think you can out rap me you're a dyke
Fight me, I don't care, you're a ::dolphin noise::
Lets do this, 1 2 3 go!
 
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Oh boy i'm back here again
The bagel man is here to beat you dead
So watch out and don't get in my way
Or else you'll be kickin' the bucket today
Yeah and that's how it goes around here
Go on, tremble in fear

BooBooKeys said:
Yo its B B K and i'm on the mic
If you think you can out rap me you're a dyke
Fight me, I don't care, you're a ::dolphin noise::
Lets do this, 1 2 3 go!
Dyke? ::dolphin noise::?
What the hell do you really know
You're just a whiny little crybaby
Go away, stop trying to enslave me
Because deep down you know the truth
It's me who's gonna enslave you
Don't try to deny it
Just shut up, be quiet
I am the one who can really rap
Unlike you, you pitiful sap
 

EmployeeAMillion

Season 12 Time!
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EmployeeAMillion's in the house, and I've got a surprise
Why don't you go home to daddy and just stop telling lies
It's nothing personal y'know I'm just beamin
That if you think you can stop me, just please stop daydreamin
I've got a good idea of what a toon is sposed to be
But you don't see me complaining if it's not of high quality
Just don't even bother to cry or die in a ditch
Because who's gonna spend your after you're dead
You that's who, cause you're too rich

I don't even know why I did this. Just call me Eminem and get out of my sight.
 

Spongebob Griffbob

Moby Dollar
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Greetings, friends it's Griffbob here!

And by the end of this verse you're all going to shed a tear!

You guy's need to calm down and smoke weed for an hour!

Or you need sit down and be prepared for my power!

All these burns and disses,

Soon you're going to beg me for some healing kisses!

I'm beating one of you from the other side of the globe!

But here I am now, stealing the entire show!

So bow down to the best rapper on SBM, me!

I've served you all, so pay the fee!
 

President Squidward

Mmmm donuts.
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Want a rap? Okay...

YOUNG MOOLAH BABY

I got them bitches,
I got the weed,
I got the money,
I got the $wag

I got the ::dolphin noise::
I got the d
I got everything you don't have XD
 

Jack M Crazyfish

I'm back, I guess.
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Yo it's Jack! The craziest fish!
I'm gonna serve you like a well-known dish!

You guys may spit fire but you're no Eminem.
I am easily the best rapper on SBM!

Raps so hot that you'll burst into flames!
By the end of my rap you will all get maimed!

Please don't cry, ya'll had a good run,
but you'll all be raining tears by the time I'm done!

I'll be taking my leave now, but I hope that you know,
That none of you are my friends, you are all my foes!
 

BenPaz: Act Zero

My Waifu
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So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap

DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew

DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong

DK
Donkey Kong

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune

DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware cause he's after you

DK
Donkey Kong

Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
 

BooBooKeys

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BagelsinEurope said:
Dyke? ::dolphin noise::?
What the hell do you really know
You're just a whiny little crybaby
Go away, stop trying to enslave me
Because deep down you know the truth
It's me who's gonna enslave you
Don't try to deny it
Just shut up, be quiet
I am the one who can really rap
Unlike you, you pitiful sap
Man do you even understand at this point?
Im the best and you're the dinner on my plate
You think you're the best, be truthful you're not
I'll succeed and you will rot
Try your best to bust these rhymes because sooner or later i'm gonna bust your spine.
You may be questioning me and my moves
But really its just you not getting in the groove
Honestly I feel like you're one
Trying to make these lame-::dolphin noise:: puns
So lets do this me and you, starting now
Try me ::dolphin noise::, hide in a ditch
BBK is coming for you son
 

BrickSponge2015

See You Ocean Man...
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hey
uh
hey, ::dolphin noise::
I'm gonna
I'm gonna cut you
I don't ::dolphin noise:: know you try to rap
(drops mic)
 

CakeCup

Facing the BSOD
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Heya, it's Cake! The sweetest of the bunch,
Looks so innocent, but will give you a punch
Thinks you look all tough and bad
Oh you'll see, your attempts are so sad
Face like a kitten, energy of a pup
It's the best rapper on here, the world famous CakeCup

Think you can handle it all
Go and see, my raps make you bawl
My rap is the one that clearly takes the crown
Of all of the members in the town
It'll make you cry, i'll make you scream
it'll realize that Cake is a rapping queen

You all can just curl up and cry
I ain't even have to try
Ever wanna fight, I'll prove it to you
You're raps ain't anything new
You can just say goodbye to your dreams of being the best
Facing against me, I'll always win this contest
Forget about your fortune and fame
Oh man, your raps are just so lame

You wanna fight?
Well, just get outta my sight.
I'll always be the winner, you pathetic souls
Think you're better? I'll roast you on a bed of coals
I'm gonna attack, you can't even fight back.
You moronic maniac.
 

Big Meaty Claws

K I D S
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PHILS FROM FRISCO
JACKS FROM THE PI
HORATIO HORAT SO BIG EYED
TITO DICK YEAH DICKMAN BABY
HE RAISED PHIL AND LOVES THE LADIES
JACKS COOL ::dolphin noise:: LAZY
HE STILL LEARNIN
OTHERWISE CHERRY PIE
WHOS STILL A VIRGIN
CHITA MEET THE FREAK OF THE WEEKA
PHILS HOMEGRL AND JACK WANNA KEEP HER
BUT ITS NOT HAPPENIN EITHER
SHAKE IT LIKE A SEIZURE HOLD UP LET ME SPARK THIS TAKE A BREATHER
YEAAAH IN MY LUNGS
I GOT GRAPES WHATCHA WATCHIN SON
 

AngelSponge

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Here is my beautiful rap that will make all of you cry!

I'm the best
You are lame
I'm the best
You are lame (x4)

I rule the world
You rule the trash
You are so broke
But I got the cash

You think you all that
Well no not really
You are just a rat
And it's the truth not silly

I'm the best
You are lame
I'm the best
You are lame (x4)

How many times do I have to tell you
You are just so not cool
You are so boring
That you make everybody drool

You are the lamest person ever
And that's all you'll ever be
Your the queen of the world
Oh wait that's me

I'm the best
You are lame
I'm the best
You are lame (x4)

Word.
 

Alex Squarepants

angrier than ever
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Hey look, it's Alex Squarepants
I could be making some pointless rants
but looks like I gotta do this again
Well... here I go then

I'm not a rapper, So I'm not skilled
But what I saw, rap just got killed
So, come and stay, if you're smart
Wait, you're dumb, you work at Walmart

Now get out, you know I suck at rap
I'm going home and taking a nap
 

President Squidward

Mmmm donuts.
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I got an even better rap for ya

Yeah

*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* I'm one hundred percent *bleep*
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* I'm two hundred percent *bleep*
 
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