Mid-Life Admin (SBM Parody)

Yes, I'm making another SBM Parody. I decided to make it today because I finished all my homework.

Part 1


Torts: You've got it tuned to SBMOLD, SBM-Old, your all-oldies station. Here's a little something you may remember from the good old days.


Halibut (singing): You're old (you're old)


groanin' like a geezer



Hear yourself a-crackin'

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=c4nY5zDBbItu8PAWJgYP3aMla8tr8Rci92z8zkCc/5M=

like an old has-been.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ai5Da9v8v6BrTuGKUY6Q4cMIc24jY1usRaPBl+Ve7TM=

Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=IXurtf04OnyVeskgqsIbZn7WrHJFtf65683ICQejXTU=

..'cause you're old

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=kA8ThALw+AKObGmK1/v7VKb9NPL7cyRC44Dq0FAuStE=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=urZWqmu8UQMEcxuhVx9ot3uUODg15sEn9aFwPLPZsQo=

Cha: Good morning, ssj! I made you breakfast.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=3RqM7NNyFdtbh1KpFazxwoEoMp7NpawtmaIwZd577PU=

ssj: Thank you, Cha. I see you got creative with the bran today.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Aj36tJXDYe49FhzGXN9MnKh4t4MJ+0qwPBXIfocpbOM=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=pT1NDKuOZhrGXMego/4UtZJwqOQYCAm8KVgrhcE6B2g=

Cha: Open up, it's time for the pill!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=XXHzevESHZZvueFvqxCegxrCIAzmfu5z6yLN2g+XRI0=

ssj: Oh naw, I hate the pill

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=dkGuS4J9bhQFy5b0TmxQ9i6zbWSrYcfzMo/aWvehJ68=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GSFNRyHYwhk71qP1ee6BmkuY+KZMbJrkd02/HNDlUcU=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=EF3Zw4AyDceTVqm6jECJqgCqDX/RyhkWxjjHOTwEDlA=

Cha, do you think I'm...old?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sgZS3WS+rqPVAH9gAWRC4Kzi4w1UwCBaSi59pDpFAA8=

Cha: Well, of course I do! But that's ok. Admins are supposed to be old.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=BxDPuc09JEi8vCqjFSvhl6cfK2ohYIw+l8gmNLr6Ymo=

ssj: But I'm still cool, right? Your old man is cool?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=uN+cM/4r+6fdHBLWDfBA+2PmRLQ+lADdR72afpnss+4=

Cha: See, no one says cool anymore. That's such an old-person thing.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=drN4WXzraTXEUZxKuusHY3wo7FF4GiqYeLeyZqmr52M=

Now we say 'hawt', as in, 'That random picture is so hawt.'

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=CEgtqCfJOhkN8VlURt0eZvmu7gT4vw+Z74SeWh4+VYI=

ssj: Hawt, eh?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yebEFWSBWqFy8LBy/yhuQm4uxWcWXJZdsm9Ph60eKow=

Cha: Eww, when you say it, it sounds so unhawt.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=SEOqvNY3OJEXMO2xXykq8o9aZa0znSJ4gVg9NCQJN/U=

ssj: Well, what if I said it with a different inflection?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Z3vY0FSYUHzrjRjIyn+AkZH7zRNt0TvR2OJtqmTrV44=

Hah-wt.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wyjyox2DH4NCkLCiA23b/jCJq9fD8NMD0Jvv267mpsU=

Cha: Don't you have to make Forum Behaviour topics or something, ssj?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ajh2ZZo71apTePQH7S8OKqAjdzVHsxrXTG1bgILEniQ=

ssj: Whoop, you're right!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=jz8U3kFKdwfuY86HAPCnjvxx2X2D6wbZH/dpaf0WsN4=

Have a hawt day, honey!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=oxw5BfU80xjOLwSuNrSBgwLDL66SMHzAWuJjQFYVmYs=

Cha: Aya? It's Cha. Hawt is definitely out.

Part 2 coming tomorrow

Loving this parody so far! :sbthumbs:

I always wonder how these SBM parodies hook people in and get tons of likes on it, and then never get finished. Not putting these down but I just wonder...

Now you got to put Prez and I in it since we are Clips Mods.

Really liking this. Nice job.

This is great so far! Followed.

Makes sense that Cha is my daughter since we're both gingers.

Awesome! But one thing...

President Squidward said:

I always wonder how these SBM parodies hook people in and get tons of likes on it, and then never get finished.

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What, are you mad at me because I didn't finish mine?

season 4-9 aint all so bad said:

Awesome! But one thing...


What, are you mad at me because I didn't finish mine?

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No, I ain't mad, because lots of members have never finished their's :P

President Squidward said:

No, I ain't mad, because lots of members have never finished their's :P

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I see (two eyeballs).

The Tide and Seeker said:

Now you got to put Prez and I in it since we are Clips Mods.

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You will be Patrick and Prez will be SpongeBob :)

ssj4gogita4 said:

Makes sense that Cha is my daughter since we're both gingers.

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That's the joke

Part 2:


ssj: Ha! Old? What was I thinkin'?


I ain't old. Huh?


WhoBob: Don't worry, Pops, we're almost across the pointless topics.


ssj: Hey, get away from me.


I don't need helpful members...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TB/PF6sOhy+nt/AJMj4iVwJW4R+tvhkglBkyAhxC62A=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=aGzJ/K1Cq0DWjQK/DY+VwcB4ToFAgCuv0GN8srZaJfA=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Kt/jHpl9Rj6qG5HVVdZXgs2Mpb8zaJZ0FzJetm+5bOc=

Sorry you had to see that.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=gAUj34qUJ12lwYdBzeZm/mZkaWzZe6/kqBVBXeQwvYM=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=U+0Zd5zVt+XwTdCMW6UxiXOGyQ+eCy3yeYlCchz4ODk=

BMC: Come on, move it.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=keO84fw97YIjWwco9f5QDw9yCFkgwh03bQAVWudTlgI=

Could you be any slower?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=PjnsQ7dpm06n6DylwuoacyGlVSXTpoFxtlQVZpIay7Y=

And you've had your blinker on for the last five topics.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=egqDdFOICzumLSce6q7d8KdoKHBXW2R9kPS0jpoTEtY=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=JpB57m/iZegc6qOiMEZPoBE3teuOzsA/0YVgouqLM3o=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yvriv5zhKtmxohTzWF8V221XtU1lBamOovbeZl6JWxg=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wl2SCV5ZAjGX2mEO0l2/Egv0oNsplHuIRLvw27fLjeE=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=+F+wU3LnHMTp7WnDDEzUm0XhiYlKUmZVIJWtugJqMlQ=

Season : Hey, mister, could you spin the WOF for me?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sNIt9r9YLItzQzLzlIvXR3kpTmRH+75An8GWxlHX8UQ=

ssj: Hey, how's about I join you kids?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ZeOotvBPNJKrvKRvlWcoOoiyz8E8V42cRl+aQuuU3Mw=

Season: Uhh, that's okay. You can keep it

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Zrk1cuiDXCd3K8MGO6EL/LTdzvqxWXTI/yGxTSGgVc4=

Why do old people always have to ruin the fun?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=xYA/BKZs1sVtZh/y9/eGMYPJ56fB/OFm01+/Un3e/pg=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=p813z59dzS9tfa7b9mfCXP2SOyrfg/1PaTy3kDFxbjg=

MDPP: Hey, no cuttin'! You gotta wait your turn like everybody else!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=1fdh8BmCUsR3zj8lWl3Mpsz5OSScFZ+58p3aA138bBg=

(you are leaving SBM)

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=nedrOo68sGXFj0EhTyfKlfDRtaURxaF0yLwV1fVMnLM=

ssj: No, no, I ain't old like you!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=5g8mvHyfIdUv3u4BQYTdD8wQRX/whT9aVlfQLxVnsR0=

I ain't old! I ain't old!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=BelV594nckWAhxMSrI8FvrwmLSaKMS6xoNaqzYY2keA=

do_the_sponge: What's his problem?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=v19OC+83rmluvIxCwxkADLBwwthhmoAf4YpxiRkj+5w=

(line for free likes)

The Appetizer: Next.

Part 3 coming soon.

Can I be in it?

Put me in it

Annnnnnnd I'm Lou the ice cream man. Another great installment, BTW. Like how you have the older members as the old guys waiting in line.

I can't wait for part 3! I also like how the old members are the old fish in line.

Hoopla! said:

Put me in it

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sperpspongebob said:

Can I be in it?

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You will be one of the kids.

Part 3



Hoopla: Laura, my topic looks funny. Can I post it?


SBLaura: Well, no wonder, it has old memes, they are old like that man right there.



Now put that thing where it belongs...in The Dump.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=H6jiut3v1I+9LBp8BXKl1ZdBRf3cawl37181wIC2SII=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=14xzt2u8Y6A+UBb+HvLb8VBo60Oqus7mjxzvXBKtJe0=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=OVaqsBM3hSdvnORQKVYDpNxL+IAYKOQUd5MYJI2HDLM=

ssj: Well, my dear topic, we're two of a kind. We've both lost our luster.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=E5aJhgyy4j6+0YlDNy+qG4V+9xwecCTk1kbp0VfjtLs=

Hmmm, so that's what I look like.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8OtjIxtWMeGHxC928UeBqY99OdUxBfRXtaoyTi1Fkus=

The Tide and Seeker: Good morning, SBM!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rR6azHiVyadnoJ7D9qLapdEl79tGriHTYB+vtCIWn6s=

President Squidward: HEY TIDE YOU ALL READY TO ADD CLIPS TONIGHT?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=J/huDRvX9ygrxIjJun8fK3DhFckaGNiQqtljLFxJvlY=

Tide: YEAH IT'S GONNA ROCK!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=pdymFUkFn9jIUBHs4CmlqqjEPyYQNJXfXjRrkaVmQAM=

Prez: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=HUOlc25XO7hekcfSzIx6sM+4/skLegSgmSVHoo3AyTo=

Tide: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lUAd3PNw2XqCShgFN4ay7eDJGjUl+/gweBfd5xx1zPk=

Prez: ARE YOU READY TO...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LEqxmfpJWgUlBy4gePrY/vcCxc9kmdHmt6wS/NcsunY=

Philip: PRESIDENT SQUIDWARD TIDE AND SEEKER DO YOU MIND?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=svN8XmLJM87QBWcmb/2spM3WY7ThF35CmQmP/xs8WQM=

Prez: Let's continue this conversation in PM, Tide. I think some people are eavesdropping!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yTewgY+7wFzFaXDemZbCXmpVJ479TNrHuz6trqSAWkM=

Tide: Well, how rude of some people!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=x3JK+D430bQuNnS98bJ/zumNSQCAEKV111bUh6hVQTM=

ssj: Hmmm, those youngsters are going out for a big night on the clips section

Part 4 coming in a few hours (most likely)/tomorrow

Please comment, I don't want to triple-post.

Part 4


Prez: Whoo, I've been looking forward to this night all week!


Tide: Party!


Prez: What do you think we should do first?


Tide: What shouldn't we do first? We're young


we've got clips,

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=QTFPOt1S1DncdBvgi/bxAXenIwLjIztKDCGp5sLwh0k=

the world is our oyster!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Zz4Y1kqbfemBWsh/WDngzY0T0M9sQsUkpzhBJRyfSKQ=

Prez, you got something on your shoulder.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zy7hEYshLSzEs0SqyBcopU2SkEKdNAgqvpTikgE2kno=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=JH5BwDTd9pVtDK2UPUlqcZ03Ruern4nmSa5i78iYZks=

ssj: Hey, boys, hangin' out?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fQuFaWDI29s90C/VR4JgUZpuDoJ3wrvBFDm33j3pOVw=

Tide: Yes.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Qd6DHpcyEtL1awPEVMy+/CwAa382sEGwfNf5aaY0c9w=

ssj: I couldn't help overhearing your big plans. And I was wondering if you had room for one more...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=23MAB5B1wJPLGltYFxmLnHcMMe9vC9t76xIzgR0gRkY=

craaaaazy staff member tonight, huh?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=mvx9FdDPCQE1j/MMLHBM3KHTTSP6MOd8wbM0aPxRvsQ=

Prez: Of course. Did you wanna come with us, ssj?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LbzrUvPV5OSDabQqAnbg3e75fNIxpqwv2I1M/2IqK3U=

ssj: Oh, hadn't even crossed my mind.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LFVsu5aB4JvuUN9U+LWB4qspAnQkn/iSJoYZQbxpTGc=

But, sure, I'll go!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FibZZ8UUd7YIJ/BZdTMMAPSIGCyBwE7CC5M1SIM+mrs=

Tide: I don't know, Prez. He might cramp our style.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lFFNH35RT7Z8HJgaxQfpEHKcADoUufY0xu6vQD3EPEg=

Prez and Tide: Style!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=nFuExse0rGQwNd6ZATCFe2upGJlyltJrNKotIugJ8rY=

Tide: Let's see if he knows the secret clips mod handshake.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Xe8nQIJARaVk5+pUbkzGcBs760pd/0s0IKiR+QgLIfU=

ssj: Uhh, yeah, course I know it!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=e6HSI9GE7nQP2ccnHxrhwnyA7zd+sugjQjNJJKIEDP0=

Will ssj pass the test? You'll see it tomorrow in Part 5.

Secret clip mod handshake is funny.

I hope I get that cameo

So back in Part 2 I like how I was there to say old people ALWAYS ruin the fun, because it's always been true to me :shifty:. Also, I can't wait to see who robs Mrs. Krabs' bloomers.