President Squidward
Mmmm donuts.
I remember back in 1999, when I wasn't even alive yet, the special deleted scene everyone debated whether or not it was real. That wasn't the real Squidward that got hit with the plasma, that was a decoy, in the deleted scene, the real Squidward was in a spooky mansion in some town, some state, in Murica. Where he found a map leading directly to this place, where he met a talking scaredycat and some dog no one likes and some girl who likes the show about talking ducks who show each other bread, and a vampire rabbit named Bunnicula. Hungry for something to eat, Squidward rudely went to the fridge without asking and found a carrot. He was really hungry so he ate it! Bunnciula, also hungry, came in with a shock. Squidward ate the last carrot, angry, he runs at Squidward and bites him, giving him a curse to also turn into a vampire rabbit and staying like that for the rest of his miserable life.
(Credits to The Brony for this godly drawing!)
And what happened to the decoy Squidward? He got turned into a snail, but we didn't see him transform.
If you don't believe me I will show you the tape.

(Credits to The Brony for this godly drawing!)
And what happened to the decoy Squidward? He got turned into a snail, but we didn't see him transform.
If you don't believe me I will show you the tape.