BabySmitty
Porous Freak
it's 100% canon that in the first movie, patrick wore sexy fishnet stockings and high-heeled thigh-high boots
and Spongebob was checking him out
not even being remotely subtle about it
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Gk50911ljnXEvbWSK5xVhXXfK8313Iu%2FU7C5x%2Fh4gZg%3D
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GtoXH9KcdmRdQwP9TZWdtJJg%2Ftaw2FEpBTpIrVijiFU%3D
and Spongebob was checking him out
not even being remotely subtle about it
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Gk50911ljnXEvbWSK5xVhXXfK8313Iu%2FU7C5x%2Fh4gZg%3D
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GtoXH9KcdmRdQwP9TZWdtJJg%2Ftaw2FEpBTpIrVijiFU%3D