Growlie
Best Boy
I was in my early young adult life when I made this.
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Squilliam: Planktttton! There is a dead fish in My house!
Plankton: Oh, hey! How did he get here?
Squilliam: Plaaaankttton, what did you do?
Plankton: Me? I didn t do this!
Squilliam: Explain what happened, Plankton!
Plankton: I've never seen him before in my life!
Squilliam: Why did you kill this guy, Plankton?
Plankton: I do not kill people. That is..that is my least favorite thing to do.
Squilliam: Tell me, Plankton, exactly what you were doing before I got home
Plankton: Alright, well I, I was upstairs.
Squilliam: Okay.
Plankton: I was uh I was sitting in your room, on your bed.
Squilliam: Yes?
Plankton: Reading a book.
Squilliam: Go on...
Plankton: And uh, well this guy walked in...
Squilliam: Okay.
Plankton: So, I went up to him..
Squilliam: Yes?
Plankton: And I, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
......
Squilliam: Pllllankttton, that kills people!!
Plankton: Oh! oh wow I...
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: I didn't know that!
Squilliam: How could you not know that?!
Plankton: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Squilliam: What happened to his fins?
Plankton: What's that?
Squilliam: His fins, why-why are they missing?
Plankton: Well I, I kind of cooked them up. And ate them.
......
Squilliam: PLLLLANKTTTONN!!!
Plankton: Well I, I was hungry and well you know, when you crave fins...
Squilliam: Why In Neptune name would you do that?!
Plankton: I was hungry for fins! gimme a break!
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Squilliam: Plankton!
Plankton: That only fins would satisfy.
Squilliam: What is wrong with you, Plankton?
Plankton: Well, I kill fish and I eat fins! That is two things!
Squilliam: Plankton what the barnacles was that!
Plankton: I do not know what you are referring to.
Squilliam: You sunk an entire cruise ship Plankton!
Plankton: Ar...Are you sure that was me, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that?!
Squilliam: Plankton I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face
Plankton: That sounds dangerous.
Squilliam: You were knocking childran off the side of the ship!
Plankton: That must of been horrifying to watch!
Squilliam: Aww Plankton, Why is the life boat all red n sticky?
Plankton: Well I guess you can say it IS red in sticky.
Squilliam: Plankton what are we standing in?
Plankton: Oh well would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Squilliam: No I would not believe that!
Plankton: ummm melted gumdrops?
Squilliam: No!
Plankton: Boat nectar?
Squilliam: No!
Plankton: Some of Neptune's tears?
Squilliam: Tell me the truth, Plankton!
Plankton: Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
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Squilliam: PLANKKKKTON!!!
Plankton: Well they were uh they were takin all the crescent rolls.
Squilliam: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Plankton: I will not apologize for art.
Squilliam: Where are the other lifeboats?
Plankton: Whoa, you win the prize I didn't even notice that.
Squilliam: Where are the other lifeboats Plankton?
Plankton: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I tore Lots of holes in them!
Squilliam: Planktttton!
Plankton: I have a problem, I have a serious problem.
Squilliam: You're just terrible today Plankton!
Plankton: Shhh do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Squilliam: That's the sound of people drowning Plankton!
Plankton: That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence.
Squilliam: Plaaankton! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Plankton: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here!
Squilliam: You toppled the government, Plankton!
Plankton: The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!
Squilliam: you pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!
Plankton: He was a traitor and a scoundrel!
Squilliam: He was trying to stop you from pushing the other members into a giant fan!
Plankton: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Squilliam: I can't go anywhere with you!
Plankton: That hurt my feelings now were both in the wrong.
Squilliam: I want to go home! We're leaving!
Plankton: In that case I should probably tell you that I filled our luggage with clutterfish meat.
Squilliam: What?
Plankton: Well, I'm building a meat seadragon and not just any meat will do.
Squilliam: You know what? Forget it, I'm not even shocked anymore.
Plankton: Aww, that's no fun!
Squilliam: This has become the norm for you Plankton!
Plankton: I'll have to try harder next time.
Squilliam: Please don't!
Plankton: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: It's too late now. You...
Squilliam: You?
Plankton: I totally don't remember your name.
Squilliam: We known each other for a year Plankton!
Plankton: And what an impression you made.
Squilliam: Plankton you've tracked mud all over the carpets!
Plankton: Now that right there is a mess.
Squilliam: I just had them cleaned yesterday Plankton!
Plankton: I'm not responsible for this, I've been jamming out all morning.
Squilliam: They're clearly your footprints Plankton!
Plankton: Then there's an Imposter on the loose!
Squilliam: They lead directly to you!
Plankton: Clue number one, the imposter is a phantom.
Squilliam: Plankton stop avoiding-
(nuke)
Squilliam.....Plaaaankttttton!!!
Plankton: Happy Birthday!!!
Squilliam: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this!
Plankton: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Squilliam: You've gone to far this time Plankton!
Plankton: What's that. It's hard to hear you over melting city
Squilliam: How did you even do this?
Plankton: A dollop of fairy dust.
Squilliam: Planktttttttton!!
Plankton: I ripped the tag off a mattress!
Squilliam: This Isn't funny Plankton!
Plankton: Who's laughing? clearly not all the people who just exploded.
Squilliam: I'm leaving I've had enough of this.
Plankton: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.
Squilliam: What why?
Plankton: Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals muching on a well cooked face together.
Squilliam: That isn't friendship Plankton, that's sick.
Plankton: Well you probably are not going to like your birthday declarations.
Squilliam: It's not even my....ohhh my Neptune.
Plankton: Surprise!
Squilliam: OOOOHHHh!
Plankton: I'm sorry, I thought you like faces! Obviously there's a miscommunication.
Squilliam: This Is awful Plankton!
Plankton: You're right, It's not nearly as testeful as I pictured it in my head.
Squilliam: I think I'm gonna thro-oh Neptune, one touched me.
Plankton: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Squilliam: You think?
Plankton: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. raw face is just gross
Squilliam: But that isn't the problem Plankton! Why did you think any of this was a good idea?
Plankton: Because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Squilliam: Oh..
Plankton: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Squilliam: Planktttton! There is a dead fish in My house!
Plankton: Oh, hey! How did he get here?
Squilliam: Plaaaankttton, what did you do?
Plankton: Me? I didn t do this!
Squilliam: Explain what happened, Plankton!
Plankton: I've never seen him before in my life!
Squilliam: Why did you kill this guy, Plankton?
Plankton: I do not kill people. That is..that is my least favorite thing to do.
Squilliam: Tell me, Plankton, exactly what you were doing before I got home
Plankton: Alright, well I, I was upstairs.
Squilliam: Okay.
Plankton: I was uh I was sitting in your room, on your bed.
Squilliam: Yes?
Plankton: Reading a book.
Squilliam: Go on...
Plankton: And uh, well this guy walked in...
Squilliam: Okay.
Plankton: So, I went up to him..
Squilliam: Yes?
Plankton: And I, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
......
Squilliam: Pllllankttton, that kills people!!
Plankton: Oh! oh wow I...
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: I didn't know that!
Squilliam: How could you not know that?!
Plankton: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Squilliam: What happened to his fins?
Plankton: What's that?
Squilliam: His fins, why-why are they missing?
Plankton: Well I, I kind of cooked them up. And ate them.
......
Squilliam: PLLLLANKTTTONN!!!
Plankton: Well I, I was hungry and well you know, when you crave fins...
Squilliam: Why In Neptune name would you do that?!
Plankton: I was hungry for fins! gimme a break!
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Squilliam: Plankton!
Plankton: That only fins would satisfy.
Squilliam: What is wrong with you, Plankton?
Plankton: Well, I kill fish and I eat fins! That is two things!
Squilliam: Plankton what the barnacles was that!
Plankton: I do not know what you are referring to.
Squilliam: You sunk an entire cruise ship Plankton!
Plankton: Ar...Are you sure that was me, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that?!
Squilliam: Plankton I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face
Plankton: That sounds dangerous.
Squilliam: You were knocking childran off the side of the ship!
Plankton: That must of been horrifying to watch!
Squilliam: Aww Plankton, Why is the life boat all red n sticky?
Plankton: Well I guess you can say it IS red in sticky.
Squilliam: Plankton what are we standing in?
Plankton: Oh well would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Squilliam: No I would not believe that!
Plankton: ummm melted gumdrops?
Squilliam: No!
Plankton: Boat nectar?
Squilliam: No!
Plankton: Some of Neptune's tears?
Squilliam: Tell me the truth, Plankton!
Plankton: Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
......
Squilliam: PLANKKKKTON!!!
Plankton: Well they were uh they were takin all the crescent rolls.
Squilliam: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Plankton: I will not apologize for art.
Squilliam: Where are the other lifeboats?
Plankton: Whoa, you win the prize I didn't even notice that.
Squilliam: Where are the other lifeboats Plankton?
Plankton: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I tore Lots of holes in them!
Squilliam: Planktttton!
Plankton: I have a problem, I have a serious problem.
Squilliam: You're just terrible today Plankton!
Plankton: Shhh do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Squilliam: That's the sound of people drowning Plankton!
Plankton: That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence.
Squilliam: Plaaankton! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Plankton: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here!
Squilliam: You toppled the government, Plankton!
Plankton: The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!
Squilliam: you pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!
Plankton: He was a traitor and a scoundrel!
Squilliam: He was trying to stop you from pushing the other members into a giant fan!
Plankton: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Squilliam: I can't go anywhere with you!
Plankton: That hurt my feelings now were both in the wrong.
Squilliam: I want to go home! We're leaving!
Plankton: In that case I should probably tell you that I filled our luggage with clutterfish meat.
Squilliam: What?
Plankton: Well, I'm building a meat seadragon and not just any meat will do.
Squilliam: You know what? Forget it, I'm not even shocked anymore.
Plankton: Aww, that's no fun!
Squilliam: This has become the norm for you Plankton!
Plankton: I'll have to try harder next time.
Squilliam: Please don't!
Plankton: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
Squilliam: Plllanktton!
Plankton: It's too late now. You...
Squilliam: You?
Plankton: I totally don't remember your name.
Squilliam: We known each other for a year Plankton!
Plankton: And what an impression you made.
Squilliam: Plankton you've tracked mud all over the carpets!
Plankton: Now that right there is a mess.
Squilliam: I just had them cleaned yesterday Plankton!
Plankton: I'm not responsible for this, I've been jamming out all morning.
Squilliam: They're clearly your footprints Plankton!
Plankton: Then there's an Imposter on the loose!
Squilliam: They lead directly to you!
Plankton: Clue number one, the imposter is a phantom.
Squilliam: Plankton stop avoiding-
(nuke)
Squilliam.....Plaaaankttttton!!!
Plankton: Happy Birthday!!!
Squilliam: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this!
Plankton: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Squilliam: You've gone to far this time Plankton!
Plankton: What's that. It's hard to hear you over melting city
Squilliam: How did you even do this?
Plankton: A dollop of fairy dust.
Squilliam: Planktttttttton!!
Plankton: I ripped the tag off a mattress!
Squilliam: This Isn't funny Plankton!
Plankton: Who's laughing? clearly not all the people who just exploded.
Squilliam: I'm leaving I've had enough of this.
Plankton: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.
Squilliam: What why?
Plankton: Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals muching on a well cooked face together.
Squilliam: That isn't friendship Plankton, that's sick.
Plankton: Well you probably are not going to like your birthday declarations.
Squilliam: It's not even my....ohhh my Neptune.
Plankton: Surprise!
Squilliam: OOOOHHHh!
Plankton: I'm sorry, I thought you like faces! Obviously there's a miscommunication.
Squilliam: This Is awful Plankton!
Plankton: You're right, It's not nearly as testeful as I pictured it in my head.
Squilliam: I think I'm gonna thro-oh Neptune, one touched me.
Plankton: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Squilliam: You think?
Plankton: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. raw face is just gross
Squilliam: But that isn't the problem Plankton! Why did you think any of this was a good idea?
Plankton: Because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Squilliam: Oh..
Plankton: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
This is the best thing I've read today. You should make more funny stories lile this.
