BabySmitty vs. the Topic Gadget (Another SBM parody)

Part 1:


DMAP (Narrator): Ahoy, members! Today I be spillin' a tale ye won't soon forget.


It's "BabySmitty vs. The Topic Gadget".


Now, BabySmitty be postin'. His eye on the SpongeBob forums till he heard a beeping sound that gave him a chill.


BabySmitty: What's going on? What could it mean?


DMAP: Wow, it's a deep-topic making machine.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=N3S/ZTJHLaEZllAaomeWk2LkN8xea92ivEQYzuV9KoI=

And hiding behind it, who do we see? None other than President Squidward and his bad face acne.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=nYb3xIfPeDOCo7gy0cxGtcc77BmvevGXVNi6M6tvMFk=

Prez: Hey!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=MtIVjNPZOjJXBeUYX1YAVom3clGLmNiIfjQ9Dl0ts+4=

ssj: What's is this contraption you've hauled into my site?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=O8ZJ6hN/TsylGqrDcNUn0Nem/40j0dz5LWF+hJx0noo=

Prez: A miracle, a marvel. It'll make topics at a fabulous pace.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=KeLxCTTuA82A6IE3Ne/9vi7JKE0kr95kPd98sN3DSyw=

ssj: But how are the topics? I mean, how good they are?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=MLBuD9zB4JWAvkBqiRj2J0jlVsY7OFcsdH4Bze9mgxw=

Prez: I'll let you read one.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=7YhRSjciTyaGne0mqR5SOU0S2DUx3Qn9KfzFS2RUg34=

ssj: I have to admit, that topic was good.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=NmgZo0Uy97jLdCcsjZVrSXmD+FVmyqnThDfYfm/21cs=

But I've already got a great topic maker and he's always on time.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AjNOIJtYBbH1HVVYQybMYk7P6rnGzrxK81CnocK3nKQ=

Prez: Ah, but this gizmo is faster and you won't pay it a doubloon.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=/tqFKOlH/sgGWs0kQSm/TkpeOwkRJU0ZuLT2VNlmJ2A=

ssj: Your machine sounds delightful. But how much does it cost?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wqx7/RWRZ9m+dTboozldzCuICPhxh2/8gbfziBU0eAs=

Prez: Hmm, just ban BabySmitty and tell him get lost.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9hNbPYYfSmEieg6iqZ63WnL3Pp8Xpr2rmieTywv/Jvc=

DMAP: The machine wanted his job to make BabySmitty quit. But BabySmitty didn't like it. No, not one bit.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GF/J08xwMc5vp5CKu9HdhDX0KjlKbH96WYjOJTg0ldY=

BabySmitty: I challenge your gadget.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=1KYw/P7FefCCY9fyjKjncjudxoGBipOeqesQQiDWF9A=

I declare topic war!

Part 2 coming soon...

HOLY ::dolphin noise::, THIS IS FANTASTIC! :,D I CAN'T WAIT TO READ MORE OF THESE!

Can I be Patrick? Or you already gave the role to someone else?

Can i be plankton and mermaid man

Yasssss

ded lol

I'd like to be in one of these parodies if you ever get a chance to let me in :coolio:. Btw, do you think we should make a subforum about these parodies?

MrTortellini00 said:

Can I be Patrick? Or you already gave the role to someone else?

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You will find the answer to these questions soon.

Part 2


DMAP: With 3 little words, ssj started the show. His flag in the air, he cried...

ssj: Ready, set, go!


DMAP: Quick as a flash, Prez pulled the big lever and then sat back feeling oh, so quite clever.


BabySmitty, with keyboard held tight in his fingers, flung twenty topics, not a single one missed.


The crowd was impressed.

Katniss: Wow!


DMAP: They cheered full of glee. All except Tortellini, who had to go pee.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=iU21K/bjo6aq35JiX2xIdjcuiaGkdnsk/DQjjVt2NMY=

A noise and a clatter came from the machine, and out popped the topics in a burst of hot steam.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=SHpfhCGtqYyz7t01tldjpv1SoXlujzDVF0qtM8KdLSA=

The gadget was fast, its first batch completed, but BabySmitty yelled out...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Fn5IKNX78NH84Itoa+jJj7qNQ9nB3jpF6TvQkdfwRLk=

BabySmitty: I won't be defeated!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wG6Bj1nxptyGUwcdPvE0B5svt2TXLj+6lUOJcsnZfdw=

DMAP: He took in some air. BabySmitty swelled his physique. And dozens of topics filled up in his mind,

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=6Z/rj5g4EwMpm6iOckvviRUXhLFTNP/iroSp07XGDf4=

He strained and he sweated, he summoned his will. And shot topics all on the SpongeBob forum.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=nS0MMSOkZuiiSG2pVWjkjxJsxK2Al8KzLfHWvF0GMa0=

Prez: Not bad...

DMAP: ...yelled out Prez.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=54JpkRWnD7xCWc3R2tTDHzmy2KPLHASLHI26fJMab/4=

Prez: A really good try. But let's see how you do against my machine set on high

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0qnXu0rpA3QfUbwdhdle927fKHv0T+NDRwG6cdfcGpo=

DMAP: The gizmo, it shuddered. It crackled, it shook. And as President Squidward laughed, Katniss said...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=nWoLN5+qQsBncAcuzfZ9jdGm6CY+ty9h1qagXIRPIp8=

Katniss: What a schnook!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ntsr6H+UOX1x0lY6MWqFkoOAHy3dvP7TZzX1Hmjzay0=

DMAP: But BabySmitty cried out...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rxYyQ0Abe+rNsCnThej0xKdKtDfDMead2g39rl9VY3U=

BabySmitty: I won't lose to that thing!

The ending coming soon!

That's great! Too bad it's just a short :(
And, thank you for making me be Patrick. Now that I think about it, it could make sense: how could I miss BabySmitty having a posts war?

Part 3


DMAP: Then he used two computers and started making several topics at the same time.


His hands were a blur, the topics went flying.


He made a hundred with out even trying.


Prez was worried. BabySmitty couldn't be beat.


Prez: I got one last chance, I'll turn up the heat.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=624o/C+srXOdk7TmqQWAVoa1j8wO8ALpwUdnpbLaNhc=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Ebcd9VzOpU6iB58WRFYHHAlQhTqZfSebodZxVXZiyA4=

DMAP: He struggled and strained 'till his face turned dark blue.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=1kakfSlk0FIVJg54Og9l4Zg1zXYZYdkumOUDr5JuT2s=

Then the lever moved forward and broke right in two.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sOgiXBNsi5/V5rSVudIy8sI5ICs/IHr8Q0YWF46PoIw=

The gadget buckled and sparked. It cracked like a gun.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=mNhAtg5nf0fh7RDvT/DuVikOuNH0XyeRIhkX4lG2PX0=

So Prez signed out yelling...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=S1zxgyh07PsreyYNT8Sw0IJzyzY2PrFrQEyluTHfMYc=

Prez: Let me know if I won!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wTJBenE4+DAiAC/wkeieLAfuyOKlOMq7ROKmAIZwsRE=

DMAP: Lightning flew from its maw. It looked ready to burst. But BabySmitty, still standing, yelled...

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=5Mfi2V7MSz5QiZvATPHd1Hr3i+27bbF6DidpgzfmGO0=

BabySmitty: Foul beast, do your worst.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9O68vamnbGr/+e8gd+DyVjeQ9hEd8ZtUx9VzSMXPwQg=

DMAP: The topics came flying, by twos and be threes. By dozens, by hundreds, oh, it was something to see.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=brSrIbWfeiELufteqyB/8CHjJ5gX/2RO96TXC3zY92M=

Aye, that machine, it was fast, but BabySmitty was faster. He proved to that thing that he was its master.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=qqQlDlfq40D34PMCv3j8MVJzq2hoWsGggMt+ogLrZNU=

The gadget blew into bits and died with a boom.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=KybYzPNBxYZO0Ijt85skIpKaD0bUiY6DlgL0uGSgu1A=

The blast was so loud that it woke spongedude.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=3nHzdtE8AoiaO9IHLPp6wZGUpdEnpTSL+R46frWCLaA=

spongedude: What's that?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=A5CK9Y2kPg156j35VJYWNIrYX4RBeHt8/PyJ4KF2XhY=

DMAP: It was all over, finished and done. With his head held up high, BabySmitty knew he had won.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=LAq94PV7EeY+xs3/vtFzsKLoQSVc82EF9Rt0LIRaq28=

The crowd yelled "Hooray, President Squidward's name is now trash!"

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=00rPO5+nDjsgY40aKEPxS/OgUEPFqPFSNeVyXTGVkus=

But as they were cheering, BabySmitty fell with a thud.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ScAk75OWTGcDJZ23LHjhH9nkRPl1csQiHXaTQ01mN/k=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=eiCz5+L2i0kxmadT9Re3imVaI4f3AkxXOe/zVxDHnCs=

The REAL ending coming soon!

this is flippin amazing, what a trip

I will never look at this episode the same way again. Kudos to you.

Part 4 (The ending)


DMAP: The service was short. Tears were shed with regret.


President Squidward, it seemed, was the one most upset.




http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=vjaiFpkq5TTaRfy/OzawoXrGz4hoTcKCiXUT0Eg8RxM=

DMAP: What's that? You thought BabySmitty was buried down there?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=aTNbOennFmAumJ75Wt5icfFPc65VLf9s6M6vnKV/7fw=

They just buried the topic gadget. Ha-ha, this I swear.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=syopzR+EgRcz9VB3FFHCOotc/k9yOjjsg5jmfxiopq0=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=GoIJsO2uuaT2yOXt1hOEUIK+bej2h6PdaMAXvXhGDsU=

Well, there is the tale, straight from the book. Now I gotta go and find more SpongeBob news,

THE END

Hope you liked it!

Aw yiss

PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE BUT MAKE ME A MAIN CHARACTER!

RobotKrabs said:

I'd like to be in one of these parodies if you ever get a chance to let me in :coolio:. Btw, do you think we should make a subforum about these parodies?

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Yes, I think so. Why don't you ask ssj? Oh, and you may be in my next parody.

The Brony said:

PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE BUT MAKE ME A MAIN CHARACTER!

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Maybe :)

make one where I'm the villain of the episode

All of you asking to be characters, shut the ::dolphin noise:: up, quit being so egotistical and just let BobCarotte or whoever's making these parodies do whatever he wants with the characters.

Also, BobCarotte, that was pretty good! Why didn't you fit with the rhyming tho :P