You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when...

The Appetizer · Sep 1, 2015

... you wear a striped sweater all the time.
... you use "barnacles", "fishpaste", "bullshrimp", and "tartar sauce" as expletives :bullshrimp:

... you rake all the leaves in your yard into the shape of Texas
... you do a victory screech when things are going your way
... you write to General Mills, Post, and Kellogg's asking for them to put out a real-life Kelpo cereal
... you see somebody annoying, you ask them "Who put YOU on the planet? UGH!" :planet:

... you compare band camp/class to "Band Geeks"
... you have a secret box
... you consult the Magic Conch for advice

SpongeyKid · Sep 1, 2015

-When you spell "crabs" as "krabs" in real life :wetpaint:

Big Meaty Claws · Sep 1, 2015

-When you think of SpongeBob whenever the ocean is mentioned
-When you think of SpongeBob whenever you see a pineapple
-When all of your insults are things Squidward has called SpongeBob
-When you scream "MY LEG" during a crisis
-When you think of Suds whenever you wash the dishes.

The Real Nostalgia Critic · Sep 1, 2015

When you dress up and act like a pirate and think that SpongeBob is actually real when the truth is that you're actually SpongeBob all along

E.V.I.L · Sep 1, 2015

When you spend the majority of your life--forget online time--on two forums designed with SpongeBob in mind.

The Appetizer · Sep 1, 2015

Old Man Bran Flakes said:
When you dress up and act like a pirate and think that SpongeBob is actually real when the truth is that you're actually SpongeBob all along

lel

Anyway- I got more...
... you can stuff watermelons in your nose
... you have a legitimate Treedome in your backyard
... you tell your employees to work or else the Yeti Krab will find you- and eat you
... you've made a spatula in woodshop
... your first words were "May I take your order?"
... your favorite jazz musician is Kelpy G
... it's completely dark in the room you're in, you say to yourself "This isn't your average darkness- this is... ADVANCED darkness."
... you have made a Jelly Patty in real life

Leedles · Sep 1, 2015

When you smoke weed everyday

BeanoSponge · Sep 1, 2015

When you shout I'm ready when you are about to do something.

SacredJimbles · Sep 1, 2015

When you buy a bed sheet that's purple with a flower pattern on it.

imrustyokay · Sep 1, 2015

When you have a pet snail.

Purdy · Sep 1, 2015

When you stuff white bread into empty soda cans and your mom yells at you for wasting bread ;_;

CakeCup · Sep 1, 2015

Whenever you see a clarinet, you mention Squidward

iedasb · Sep 1, 2015

...When you're studying the poriferans in school, and the teacher says: The most know poriferan is..." -looking at you, puts a photo of SpongeBob on screen and wait to you answer- And you happily answer "SPONGEBOB".

yeah, that actually happened to me other day on school.

SacredJimbles · Sep 1, 2015

When you get a foghorn instead of a alarm clock.

BobCarotte · Sep 1, 2015

...you have fun with a jellyfish for eighteen hours.

Illiniguy34 · Sep 1, 2015

ooooooofy · Sep 1, 2015

when u buy a sb blowup doll and pretend its ur boyfriend

SacredJimbles · Sep 1, 2015

When you install a diving board on top of your bed.

The Drifter · Sep 1, 2015

When your memes are dank.

PinkPearl · Sep 1, 2015

When you have a moment in life and are reminded of a Spongebob episode where something similar happened, and turn to your friend and say, "It's like that episode of Spongebob where..." And you do this all the time.
When you still enjoy an occasional episode at age 21.
When you post on a Spongebob forum frequently.

You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when...

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mynameisspongeykid

K I D S

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Leedle

Pokemon Sun and Moon HYPE!

Moby Dollar

Twitter: @imrustyokay

::dolphin noise::

Facing the BSOD

Crazy Artist

Moby Dollar

meep

That Reviewing Guy

hello! :)

Moby Dollar

Some person.

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