Staff Wanted (SBM Parody)

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An SBM parody that i'm too lazy to post the first part of.

Plot: MMM applies for a job as a staff member :P
 
Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
 

Spongey34: Ah, the internet....so fascinating. Here we see Spongebuddy Mania, teaming with members.




MMM: Today's the big day, spongedude!


spongedude: Okay.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=Yis541HaJUo9IbmQUFP9+VTI4NtoMW0Il6l+H0DLCbQ=

MMM: Look at me, i'm logging ooooon!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=C/ZLlC3BfSqba1plIxCl7D82xOeQHIAtdAMHLRpVvwA=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rAG8cc519lS1GmH3J78WZ+Yfwxo/OLTRKo55WIQhVvk=

MMM: Gotta be a good member for today, spongedude.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=k18qVo6KdiW/JLIe51v0JTlVwhURCWlfapojlx1RMaw=

MMM: Nnnnngh.....must not go off topic.......

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=VrvT5wx/qSwqgR8iiKk0KDRd0H/H+w/gHqWZgGW1se0=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FlSoAVtgakQHUY6SFRIwet8d7J9X37+Pj46QKsbHu2w=

MMM: I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready.....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bV2Pfxkyftn0eUYuZHOhHqm4UQIj35jxzi1mYPYoY6c=

Prez: Go, MMM!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=4JmwrzJ+eqoCYZ9sopVmWf6MWGA+8OPObDz3Mw1eG5E=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=n8CCmllqD5YdXkNXBjvmzm7ftT9oIrCfA+utKa5IE6Y=

MMM: There it is. The finest moderation forum ever established for moderation.....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ckpjosS4DwwVeZIPOF0oKlBJmDQzsdhXTKbTfYws0Aw=

MMM: ....the staff lounge.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=9OfbCic1b1nO5CIvsyyIGE8BzteEJBq7Uzx7VYgnd6o=

MMM: With a staff wanted sign on the window!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0ACzw4kNYaKCkyrrV0Q8rduzXlxSgvGwgqecDBsQ4gc=

MMM: For years i've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go to their profiles, PM all the staff, give them a message right for the eye, lay it on the line, and....I can't do this!
 
More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
Obliviousness... does not compute.
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More_Spongebob_Sandy said:
Oh, please, you aren't able to hire staff by any means. Only staff members can grant us a ticket to modhood.
Did you not see what it said on the topic title:
(SBM Parody)
 

Prez: Where do you think you're going?


MMM: I was just....
Prez: No, you're going to PM the admins and get that staff position!
MMM: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!


Prez: Whose first words were "you're getting a warning point"?
MMM: Mine were.....
Prez: Who made a forum skin out of toothpicks and woodshop?
MMM: I did.



Prez: Who's a.....who's a normal member that's also a milkmaid?
MMM: I am!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bK0Pv2859Gg3Wf/zpaNANtcVIxEVVZWmOzJQaZpeoxE=

Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!
Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!
Prez: Who's ready?
MMM: I'm ready!

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=bW9w0tpW9zQ7ZbAVdCJXeb2jGBfKS46k5KreIOmb7rY=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=oJLg7q/vQxykFkm4SreRBdRLrfKxrxCIcmjuZLNEDas=

PhilipB: Oh, no, MMM. What could he possibly want?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=2YKhvTJxT1B+PfYQe7enhVW4XZFWzRRVigrualGZHZc=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TM+NEobKSkRm/eJv1Cgnb4K0Uqyr5VjjyKiF1I3JOv4=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yZxLE7c/TqMkNbBMpeQH1yQXAAiGzDUSAGfzoQ0TMQs=

PhilipB: Hurry, abney, before it's too late. You gotta-

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8MKD1eWNJYMg6frOmTVXaFx6r+IyuZaKaCSR1Xte2Z0=

MMM: (posts PM) Permission to come aboard, Abney! I'm been training for my whole membership for the day I could become a staff member. And, now i'm ready....

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=FHkszbZuurfcJnM6fMIcAMY7DvV9VBG6BUwHa8+NpWg=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=TXn2SNwy2YysvPTH8HLYlTxX0PJ4qg+xoVhSaHxlu14=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=lCZQ+EMiaXjtHlI7DfYxNp2WF/jl4DkALbs0M8GVNjI=

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=sd1OjFLAeUJ0eGZm/bYFnzH0O707F4y5yg8V0PogPxE=

MMM: So, when do I start?

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=zTtilhSb6V3BvAHr8GnEBkt9B+66hyBg9gkCvgRgRX8=

Abney: Well, it looks like you don't even have your staff training.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=fqD8IBBfcvJj3t7oZBfrukznhE2zgXUnf7WxARIJMEE=

MMM: Abney, please. I'll prove i'm staff member material .Ask Philip.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=dPSmaLf2NA6JhTdYf0ipHkrxZR8StnyJNHr75+d9Ct0=

Philip: No.

http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=UiytReB2Xgg+nzmr1hBhov76eTkGGDXQ1M7ZyyJDjpQ=

Abney: Well, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be a staff member! Go out and...find a member breaking one of the forum rules. Spamming, bumping, anything. Report it to us, and don't come back until you do so!
 
If SpongeBob's quest to get a job at the Krusty Krab had REALLY mirrored the process of becoming a moderator at SBM, "Help Wanted" would've been about SpongeBob just standing there and never saying the words "fry cook." :P
 
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