The SpongeBob Movie- SBM parody

Abney: The SBM court is now in session. Bring the rule breaker forward.

Ssj: So! You have confessed to the crime of making multiple accounts.

Web Surfer: Yes, but…

Ssj: But what!?!

Web Surfer: But I got a new IP address.

Ssj: Well, then I guess I can’t banish you… Two hundred year suspension it is.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ciBF2u+xVsO9mddSVKIMEYieUnXkKivApIJ4dgqCYwU=

DMAP: Ssj! You’re free to go.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=UVQB9spj/ZlhGaqZHHjzjk1cIWMj8Xw5tL2ENiGn9Ik=

Web Surfer: Bless you mod DMAP.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=BI13u2BySYK5DjRTWANxAoC6LmhqSAt37uAAk7/TDgc=

Ssj: DMAP! How dare you defy me!
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=HiXpU8iDNIbH04rb50EqoUfaMXJ/0tO4CPFILlZC6cc=

DMAP: Why do you have to be so mean?
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=DbCaG+ErsOYvAkSkkTakCaCJNp0ZhVy85OZP/4yaftw=

Ssj: I’m the administrator. It is my job to enforce the laws of the forum.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rrwZKJo3/h9B03if/UAzwwFCxftxojxl7uDz3UPFG5I=

DMAP: ssj, I wish you’d try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh banishments.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=x969PojUZ63GIIgHaBNqCLf21ExVgzfhkpvNGTmVPCk=

Abney: That would be nice…
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=KQPCfVxh5kZ/PDlRqUYxvJtwKrqFIpkvaFd9CEl1vPQ=

Ssj: Abney! Clear the forum. I wish to speak to DMAP alone.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=yGnDWimBDttX5UHGSDoK2IVoskwp0t7SV8vsQSKrIls=

Ssj: What is this, DMAP?
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=rf0biD8tlanSJY1VHMnLTI7N6E0LxOLr6U/f4+qWjjM=

DMAP: Your admin title?
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=8s00zv3U8aONV+AA0tHfGt1OLgtGs8UCUEKvbgrS8j8=

Ssj: And what does this title do?
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=DDbGzwBvFXehS16CeU7YmGXrWbKouc+2TQlfW95Slqw=

DMAP: Lets you banish users!
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=T670f+60VKTLhwtxmBcVMX05YbEr0IgcRTE/zuQzvaQ=

Ssj: They’re not banishments… they’re suspensions. This title does much more than give a slight banishment authority… No, this title claims the user possessing it to be in charge of the forum! One day, you will possess this title.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=wmqZjrQpzMoV9gysnOPbSR8ouezOd1Vrf3avu9HcrwE=

DMAP: I’m gonna be banishing!?!
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=ZG4b5jxAcN0m0UD5mtvzEJUYoUpowbYVKsWB0gwnmk0=

Ssj: Suspending!!! Anyway, the point is, you won’t earn this title until you learn how to administrate with an iron fist! Like me.
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=0chZ9KFC/V14ew+Ah/aKJo7Pbboy2QChEScKIe87z6w=

DMAP: Uh, ssj, your “admin title”…?
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=AWuNBOwZ6tRn9fmYCOtrhhCAnzkD3vxwdEZFTeXhoBA=

Ssj: What the…? My title! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE ADMIN TITLE!!!
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=YN/9hXYAXA095sBMMYKkD84eKN+Zm8+RcmTQ8KP5UAk=

Aya: I got it! I got it!
http://www.sbmania.net/pictures.php?img=no1otgyzWPYyPuUtsFPyhCjDnYcHJ+RaQzJzUpe1pfE=

Following! Nice job!

Banished people in a nutshell:

This is the best one so far.

omg slay

Aya at the end made it for me.

I'm scared about who Patrick is in this situation.

lol I love Aya

I expected that ending, not disappointed.

DadMom AngryPants said:

I'm scared about who Patrick is in this situation.

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I used to refer to myself as Patrick, sooooo....

you're HOT! <3

Can I be the old lady at the ice cream stand?

I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers!

PatStar2000 said:

I used to refer to myself as Patrick, sooooo....

you're HOT! <3

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OOH! OOH! Does that make me Gary?
And it only makes sense that Prez is Squidward and SpongeBob is... SpongeBob.

Thank you for all of the positive feedback, I've decided to make as much as I can of the entire movie. The reason I started here is because I've wanted to do a movie parody for a long time and actually got inspiration in math class yesterday for this scene. Expect part 1 later today or tomorrow. :)

Ah, the internet. So mysterious, so beautiful, so… uh… cats?


Our story begins in SpongeBob’s popular forum and fansite, Spongebuddy Mania, where-


PhilipB: Back up! Back up! Hey!


Wait a minute! What is happening?


Spongey34: Please, please, settle down! We’ve got a situation in there, I’d rather not discuss until my moderator gets here.


Look, there she is!


Cha: Talk to me Spongey.


Spongey34: It started out as a simple topic: a discussion about the show. But when a new member posted, IT BUMPED AFTER SIX YEARS!!


Cha: Get a hold of yourself, Spongey. I’m going in.


Cha: Take it easy, friend. Everything’s gonna be just fine.


(new member): I’m really scared here, man.


Cha: You got a name?


GG: Grubby Grouper.


Cha: you got a family Grubby?




Cha: Come on, GG, stay with me, lets hear about that family.


GG: I’ve got a hamster and two brothers.


Cha: Now I want you to do me a favor, GG.


GG: What?


Cha: Read the forum rules.


Cha: Topic locked. :)


Three cheers for the moderator! Hip! Hip! *HONK!* Hip! Hip! *HONK!* Hip! Hip! *HOOOONNNKKK!!!

Following. I'm so excited to see who else appears in this "movie!"

Wait, is Cha a moderator? It doesn't look like she is.

Old Man Leeroy Jenkins said:

Wait, is Cha a moderator? It doesn't look like she is.

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It was just a random choice, because people use the staff too much in these anyways. :P

Award said:

It was just a random choice, because people use the staff too much in these anyways. :P

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I did want SB to be a non mod, there will be so many parts in this almost every active member should end up somewhere, sorry if you don't, I'm using members I think can relate closest to the specific character. I'm doing my best to make some lines and jokes based on real events that happened here, but some like cha becoming a mod here are just to make the story interesting and still possible to actually occur.

1) I don't think Cha works in that parody. No offense to her.
2) You should've done Gooby and not Grubby.
3) I would rather find out, as a surprise, who the other characters are going to be. Don't ask to be a specific person in the story. Just let it flow the way it wants to flow.

ssj4gogita4 said:

1) I don't think Cha works in that parody. No offense to her.
2) You should've done Gooby and not Grubby.
3) I would rather find out, as a surprise, who the other characters are going to be. Don't ask to be a specific person in the story. Just let it flow the way it wants to flow.

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1) the second chapter should make it make a little more sense, and again, some things will have to be exaggerated or made up to fill the movie
2) I was about to, but I didn't want to throw anyone off if they didn't know I had that nickname
3) I won't take any suggestions from members asking to play a specific character, but I am trying to think through the majority of the movie to see which member I can write closest to the character