Philip On Strike

Patty Sponge

Always Fear
(Two things. Yes I know I still haven't finished my first one "PhilipB's Day Off" and I just found out SBRoxMan beat me on this idea. But who gives a *dolphin noice*, it's his fault for hardly even starting it, so if you're all angry at me SBRM, go ahead and ban me. Give me your worst. I dare ya. I double dare ya.)
ssj4gogita: Countin' me doubloons. Doubloons sweeters than baboons.​
Doubloons, doubloons, this. Doubloons, doubloons, that.​
Profits will make me bank fat.​
What!?! Profits down three doubloons from last month!​
I got to start running a tighter forum around here.​
PhilipB: Thank you for choosing SpongeBuddy Mania over SpongeBob Community. Here's your welcome doubloons.​
ssj4gogita4: Mr. Philip!​
What's with all this "welcome doubloons" nonsense?​
DadMom AngryPants: Over and under, grab the end, put it through here, up and around, round the horn, bring it back to the profile.​
ssj4gogita4: Hmm?​
DadMom! I ain't paying ya to post how to tie a tie tutorials!​
ssj4gogita4: Post on your own time. I don't pay ya to post.​
PhilipB: You hardly pay us at all!​
 
ssj4gogita4: Oh. That reminds me.​
I got something for ya.​
PhilipB: Ah, yes! Our meager restitution.​
Ah, the sweet smell of payday.​
Huh?!​
ssj4gogita4: Oh sorry. That's me dry cleaners.​
Here's your paycheck.​
And here's you'res, DadMom.​
DadMom AngryPants: I can't except your doubloons, ssj.​
Banning is my passion.​
 
PhilipB: What is this!?!​
You're making me pay you to moderate the front page?​
What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?​
ssj4gogita4: There's gonna be a few changes around here.​
Everytime I catch you two posting,​
I'm gonna charge ye for it.​
DadMom AngryPants: 18... 19... and... 20...​
Here you go, ssj. I think this should cover all my chat kickings.​
Oh, and here's an extra fifty half-doubloons for when I was banning Web Surfer.​
PhilipB: Uh, DadMom?​
What do you think you're doing?​
DadMom AngryPants: I'm just giving ssj the doubloons I owe him.​
PhilipB: Well, I am not paying that cheapskate gogita a single half-doubloon, and I suggest you do the same.​
DadMom AngryPants: Why?​
PhilipB: We've got to unite as mods and demand the respect we deserve from the admins.​
In fact, you and I should go on strike.​
 
DadMom AngryPants: Wow! You and me go on strike?​
PhilipB: Sure! After all, you like your rank here, right?​
DadMom AngryPants: Right!​
PhilipB: And you want to keep banning users here, right?​
DadMom AngryPants: Right!​
PhilipB: And while you ban users here, you expect to be treated fairly, right?​

DadMom AngryPants: Right!​
PhilipB: Then let's go on strike!​
DadMom AngryPants: Yay! A strike!​
Goin' on a strike! We're goin' on a strike!​
I still don't know what strike means...​

...BUT! We're goin' on a strike!​
Hey, guess what ssj? Me and Philip are going to go on strike!​
ssj4gogita4: A strike? You mean you're gonna make picket posts?​
DadMom AngryPants: Yeah.​
ssj4gogita4: And you're gonna make protest announcements?​
DadMom AngryPants: Yeah, yeah.​
ssj4gogita4: And you're gonna demand me respect?​
DadMom AngryPants: YEAH!!!​
 
DadMom AngryPants: No! Philip!​
You didn't tell me I was going to get banned!​
Without SpongeBuddy Mania, I... I...​
Philip, could you hold me?​

PhilipB: DadMom!​
Newsflash, DadMom. I got banned too!​
This is exactly why we need to go on strike!​
He can't treat us like this anymore!​
He owes us, for all the years we've waisted in this trash heap!​
Soon, he'll realize he needs us more then we need him.​
We are mods united!​
Ahem.​
DadMom AngryPants: Sorry.​
 
PhilipB: Just do exactly as I say, DadMom. And in no time, you'll have your rank back...​
...and more.​
DadMom AngryPants: And more?​
PhilipB: Alright DadMom, listen up. I'm gonna teach you how to strike.​
First, we must get rid of our ban hammers. They are a symbol of our oppression.​
I want you, to throw your hammer on the ground. like so...​
...Now, stomp it into the dust!​
Your turn, DadMom.​
That's the idea.​
Now, throw it on the ground.​
DadMom AngryPants: I can't do it Philip.​
This hammer is my friend, it never oppressed me.​
PhilipB: DadMom, you're pathetic.​
Look, I throw my hammer on the ground!​
SBRoxMan: Aha! A confession!​
Next time, think before you type.​
 
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