President Squidward
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A parody of a Wander Over Yonder episode with Squidward in it.
Written by Milkmiadman and Prez
Wander : You don't want my sandwiches!
Squidward : You won't stop annoying me!
Wander : I know how to settle this.
Squidward : How?
Wander : By competing for this (holds up the Greatest in the Galaxy trophy)
Squidward : You're on.
As they compete for the golden Greatest of the Galaxy Trophy, they have to go through stuff like The Instrument Playing Contest*
Squidward, of course, plays his clarinet. Wander plays a guitar.
Squidward: Ha, I'll bet you can't play a guitar!
Wander: Oh, really...
*Plays it amazingly well it surprises ol' Squiddy*
Squidward: *shocked* ... I'm in trouble.
The first challenge starts, Squidward plays terrible as usual, because it happens on the show too. Wander wins with his beautifully played music. Squidward can here Wander laughing under his breath.
"hee hee hee hee hee hee"
Squidward : Now let's see who can make the best art!
(Squidward and Wander both begin working hard and after the cloud of smoke clears, Squidward has a stick figure on an easel and Wander made a variation of The Thinker)
Wander : Ehe...
Squidward is as steamed as a steamed vegetable. His optimistic friendimie was better than him in art and playing instruments, there was still two more challenges left, this time was singing a little ditty.
Squidward was singing Beautiful Dreamer... A bit mehish. Wander singed "Sweet Caroline" because why not? And again, he wins.
Squidward's angry, but maybe there was a chance left, maybe there was a teeny little chance, he might win greatest of the galaxy because Squidward thought himself was the greatest person out there.
Wander's still giggling under his green floppy hat.
"Heh heh eh heh."
Squidward was angry. There was only ONE more thing to win the trophy.. the horseshoe contest. Both of them had five turns to throw the horseshoe and try to get it around the stick. Squidward went first, but missed every single throw by miles. Wander, however, had perfect throws, making him officially the Greatest in the Galaxy.
Wander: Golly, I won! I'm officially the greatest of the Galaxy!
That night, Wander start to feel guilty, even though Squidward was his enemy, he was also his friend. (That's why they were friendimies of course).
Wander: Squidward!
Squidward: What do you want?
Wander: Here. *Gives him the trophy*
Squidward: wha--
Wander: I felt guilty that you lost, so I told them to change the name to your name, so congratulations!
*gives him a friendly hug and walks away*
Squidward: ... How I hate Optimistic people.
THE END
Written by Milkmiadman and Prez
Wander : You don't want my sandwiches!
Squidward : You won't stop annoying me!
Wander : I know how to settle this.
Squidward : How?
Wander : By competing for this (holds up the Greatest in the Galaxy trophy)
Squidward : You're on.
As they compete for the golden Greatest of the Galaxy Trophy, they have to go through stuff like The Instrument Playing Contest*
Squidward, of course, plays his clarinet. Wander plays a guitar.
Squidward: Ha, I'll bet you can't play a guitar!
Wander: Oh, really...
*Plays it amazingly well it surprises ol' Squiddy*
Squidward: *shocked* ... I'm in trouble.
The first challenge starts, Squidward plays terrible as usual, because it happens on the show too. Wander wins with his beautifully played music. Squidward can here Wander laughing under his breath.
"hee hee hee hee hee hee"
Squidward : Now let's see who can make the best art!
(Squidward and Wander both begin working hard and after the cloud of smoke clears, Squidward has a stick figure on an easel and Wander made a variation of The Thinker)
Wander : Ehe...
Squidward is as steamed as a steamed vegetable. His optimistic friendimie was better than him in art and playing instruments, there was still two more challenges left, this time was singing a little ditty.
Squidward was singing Beautiful Dreamer... A bit mehish. Wander singed "Sweet Caroline" because why not? And again, he wins.
Squidward's angry, but maybe there was a chance left, maybe there was a teeny little chance, he might win greatest of the galaxy because Squidward thought himself was the greatest person out there.
Wander's still giggling under his green floppy hat.
"Heh heh eh heh."
Squidward was angry. There was only ONE more thing to win the trophy.. the horseshoe contest. Both of them had five turns to throw the horseshoe and try to get it around the stick. Squidward went first, but missed every single throw by miles. Wander, however, had perfect throws, making him officially the Greatest in the Galaxy.
Wander: Golly, I won! I'm officially the greatest of the Galaxy!
That night, Wander start to feel guilty, even though Squidward was his enemy, he was also his friend. (That's why they were friendimies of course).
Wander: Squidward!
Squidward: What do you want?
Wander: Here. *Gives him the trophy*
Squidward: wha--
Wander: I felt guilty that you lost, so I told them to change the name to your name, so congratulations!
*gives him a friendly hug and walks away*
Squidward: ... How I hate Optimistic people.
THE END