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[Repeat x2]
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
I know you need it,
The thing that makes me,
What Squidward goes crazy for.
He loses his mind,
The way it flows,
I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Trim it up.
Lala-lalala,
Squidward is waiting
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to make you
Techniques that CUTE LOL's me,
It can't be bought,
Just know, Squidward should be though,
Watch if your rich,
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Trim it up,
La la-la la la,
Squidward is waiting,
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get trimming,
Everyone will be CUTE LOL-so,
You must maintain supreme CUTE LOL,
Same time maintain your body,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what money you have,
Then next Squidward's eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your money,
[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Trim it up,
Lala-lalala,
Squidward is waiting,
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
I know you need it,
The thing that makes me,
What Squidward goes crazy for.
He loses his mind,
The way it flows,
I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Trim it up.
Lala-lalala,
Squidward is waiting
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to make you
Techniques that CUTE LOL's me,
It can't be bought,
Just know, Squidward should be though,
Watch if your rich,
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Trim it up,
La la-la la la,
Squidward is waiting,
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get trimming,
Everyone will be CUTE LOL-so,
You must maintain supreme CUTE LOL,
Same time maintain your body,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what money you have,
Then next Squidward's eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your money,
[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Trim it up,
Lala-lalala,
Squidward is waiting,
My unibrow brings all the squids to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than mine,
Barnacles right it's better than mine,
I can wax you,
But I have to charge