American Dragon Jake Long

Anyone seen this.. It's disney and it doesn't look that great. I haven't seen it yet but I might watch it later on.
 
Theme song = EVIL

He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun
He's young and fast, he's the chosen one
People, we're not braggin'
He's the American Dragon
He's gonna stop his enemies with his dragon power
Dragon teeth, dragon tail, Burnin' dragon fire
A real live wire

American Dragon!!

"Dragon Up!"

American Dragon!!

"Oh, oh, oh, woah!"

He's the American Dragon
Break down with the Dragon

His skills are getting faster with Grandpa the master
His destiny will walk up streets
Showtime, baby, for the legacy!!

American Dragon!!
From the "J" to the "A" to the "K" to the "E"!!
I'm the Mackdaddy Dragon of the NYC, ya heard??
He's the American Dragon!!

Jake, get back to work!!
Aw, man!!
 
My version of the theme song:

He's uncool, he's dorkier than a hot dog bun
He's weird and fat, he's the stupid one
He's the one who's braggin'
He's the Retarded Dragon
He's gonna stop his enemies with his fake power
Fake teeth, fake tail, Burnin' fake fire
He should retire

Retarded Dragon!!

"Dragon Down!"

Retarded Dragon!!

"Blah blah blah..."

He's the Retarded Dragon
We will kill the Dragon

His skills are getting faster with his old ugly master
His destiny will cut off his feet
Showtime to see the Dragon pee!

Retarded Dragon!!
From the "C" to the "R" to the "A" to the "P"!!
I'm the Buttdaddy Dragon of the world of cheese, ya heard??
He's the Retarded Dragon!!

Jake, you suck!!
Aw, man!!
 
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