This story is probably cheezy but I just wrote it cause i felt like it.
Dring Dring.
*silence*
Dring Dring.
Spongebob: Grr. Who calls at 5:00 in the morning??
He reached over the grab the phone.
hello?
It was Patrick.
SpongeBob, ready to go jellyfishing?
No not at 5:oo in the moring!
okay i will just ask squidward.
hmph
is something wrong?
oh nothing
okay bye
*rrrrrrrrrr*
He hung up. Spongebob went back to sleep in the blink of an eye. Then after a few
hours the same Dringing sound startled him out of bed. He ignored it and right when he crawled in bed,
his alarm clock rang.
SpongeBob, rubbing his eyes in a way that made it clear his day all ready was a drag,
got up got dressed and managed to crawl himself from his house to work.
Apparently, he was 20 minutes late. He took 10 minutes just to get out of bed and then
another ten minutes to drag himself to the Krusty Krab.
He found Mr. Krabs sitting outside the door with a face that was not happy.
Where were you laddy?
Asleep.
If you are late again your butt is fired.
Spongebob walked in to the krusty krab and went strait to work. He was flipping Krabby Patties and Mr. Krab's voice echoed in his head.
THEN YOUR FIRED-FIRED-FIRED.
NO I WON'T GET FIRED! NOT EVER!
With anger of his bad day, Spongebob threw himself on the floor and cried for dear life.
Mr. Krabs saw him and said maybe he should go home.
He went home and fell asleep next to Gary. *Meoooow.*
He was refreshed the next day and went Jellyfishing with Patrick after work and had a good day which was soo relieving after having what might have been the worst day ever.
I like that story, please comment it.
Complete darkness.
Stevie: Hang on a second. It's kinda dark in here. But I brought a light.
Stevie struck a match. He was inside some cramped space, filled at the bottom with some sort of green liquid. He was talking on his cellphone.
Stevie: That's better. Alright, continue. ...... Yeah, I haven't shown up to work in, let's see... *counts on his fingers... on one hand* ...about seven months now. ...... Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to lead 'em on to think I'm dead. They probably do at this point, since I heard they already raided my house shortly after I fled the city. But, I'm still gonna stay underground, lay low probably 'till the summer fades out, just to kill away any last slivers of hope they might have left. ...... Nah, I doubt any of them'll miss me. Well... maybe Gabby will, but considering her low level of availability, that mean ol' Mr. Bossman was probably gonna fire her anyway. Hey, he might have already during my absence. ...... Mm-hm. Yup. ...... I already told you. Once they're fully convinced I'm dead, I can successfully unlock my life insurance, obviously pretending to be own wife... and dog, whatever that is, and then I can retire successfully... and maybe buy out that blowhard Randy's fab mansion! ...... Uh... no, I'm not completely sure that I even have a life insurance guarantee. ...... Well, it's worth a shot anyway, isn't it? I mean, I have nothing to lose should this plan somehow backfire. ...... What's that? ...... Yup, I'm in hiding right now. Definitely chose a place they'll never find me at. Pretty cramped in here, though. *shakes his hand dry* And too much of this green stuff floating around. ...... Huh? ...... No, of course I'm not hiding in her stomach again. That'd just be way too easy. Besides, that place has gotten crow-ded since the last time I was in there. She's clearly developing a habit. I swear, it's all those vore comics and puzzle games...
It was then revealed that Stevie was inside the Parasite Cage Heartless from the PS2 game Kingdom Hearts.
Stevie: I'd say you're on the right track, though. ...... Yeah, that guy. We were roommates once, so we're pretty tight. He got a job as a security guard now, can you believe it? ...... Well, let's see, he's currently on duty inside an intergalactic whale. We are bound for Atlantica pretty soon. Which is why I need to practice my synchronized swimming before we get there. Got a dream to live up to, you know what I'm saying? ...... *scoff* Yeah, right. Like that could even happen. ...... Well, I suppose that's a possibility. But please, even if they did track me here, my pal Parasite Cage said he's gonna bust up anything entering the bowels that he finds suspicious.
A butterfly started flying by in front of Parasite Cage.
Parasite Cage: ERAAHHH-AAAHHH‼
He then started flailing his arms around, managing to crush the butterfly into a wall.
Stevie: *gasp* Did you hear that?! *cuts back inside* He must've just taken down a sniper agent! Oh no, you're right! They might be on to me after all! I'd better go! They could be tracing my cellphone signal as we speak! ...... Mm-hm. Yup. ....... Okay, I love you too, honey. Bye. *hangs up, then turns to the audience* Bet you're wondering who that was I was talkin' to. Well, I'm not telling.
The interiors of Parasite Cage suddenly started fumbling around.
Stevie: Oh, snapples! What now?
Following the Kingdom Hearts storyline, Sora, Donald, and Goofy had chased Riku and Pinocchio into Monstro's bowels, where Parasite Cage had captured Pinocchio.
Parasite Cage: ERAAHHH-AAAHHH‼ (
Do not harm the jellyfish!)
Riku: (to Sora) You up for this?
Sora: No problem. Let's do this!
Stevie peered out from Parasite Cage's opening.
Stevie: *gasp* Agents! I must formulate a well thought-out and inconspicuous escape route.
He then burst out of Parasite Cage's "mouth" running with his arms behind him.
Stevie: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN‼
Donald: A Heartless!
Stevie ran past them, eventually jumping up the walls and out of the ceiling.
Stevie: Every genetically mutated sea creature for himself!
*pause*
Sora: ...okay?
Parasite Cage then smacked him into the wall with his flailing.
Sora: UAAAHHH!
Riku: Hmmph.
*Batman-esque transition, with Stevie's smiling head instead of the Batman symbol*
Stevie: *on the phone* Well, that first one didn't work out well. That ambush was surprisingly close. I think I managed to flee the scene fast enough to keep my identity concealed. But just in case, I've bumped my security up a dimension!
The camera zoomed out to show Stevie was inside of a hollowed CGI tree stump with a stack of waffles on top, in a CGI forest clearing.
Stevie: I mean honestly, who would ever expect a stack of waffles n the middle of a forest?! All of this and more, in glorious 3-D! And I didn't even have to pay extra admission for the tickets! ...... Hello? You still there, babe? ....... *hangs up* Hmm. Odd. Maybe I DO talk too much. Wait...
Stevie put his "ear" to the wall.
Stevie: I think I hear the footsteps! The agents have tracked me here! Time to conceal! Must cease talking to self!
Donkey, the character from
Shrek, was walking in, sniffing around. He stopped upon spotting the plate of waffles.
Donkey: YEAH! Waffles! And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story!
He started walking towards the waffles.
Donkey: Sticky stacks of golden deliciousness!
Shrek: Donkey!
The camers shfited to show Shrek suddenly in the frame.
Shrek: Don't eat that!
Donkey: *grunt*
Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
Donkey: *shrug*
He started to slowly move his mouth towards the waffles.
Shrek: Oh your gonna... Im just... What are ya-- Bad Donkey! That's it, I said don't! Don't! No! GET AWAY FROM IT!
Just as Donkey was about to lick a drop of syrup, Stevie popped his head up, revealing the top of the trunk to be a lid.
Donkey: *screams first* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH‼
Stevie: *begins screaming with him* AAAAHHHHHHHH‼
Stevie stood up and ran away yelling, leaving the trunk and the plate of waffles.
Shrek: Just what was THAT?
Donkey: It's the grape troll! Oh man, all o' my mama's bedtime stories are comin' TRUE!
He then turned back to the waffles and licked the syrup drop.
Shrek: Donkey! ... Ya did.
The trunk flew open again, catapulting the waffles to another tree.
Donkey: Uh-oh.
*another Batman-esque transition, Stevie is now winking and giving a thumbs up whilst holding a plate of waffles*
Stevie now stood above the Egg Carrier, which was flying through the badly-rendered landscape of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. He is once again on his phone.
Stevie: Forget the wafflez, baby! THIS will be my greatest escapade ever! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! ...... Exactly! With this mighty fleet of... one airship, I shall rule the world of bad video games and conquer gaming medias with an iron fist! And without his stupid precious little video games, Mr. Stinkyman will have lost all will to LIVE! AHAHAHA! ...... Yes, of coruse this all ties in to my whole life insurance escapade. Eliminate the main hitman, and I've knocked down five steps of this awesome plan already!
He pulled out fireworks and a box of matches.
Stevie: And now, I shall light fireworks to commomerate this occasion!
He struck a match and then lit one of the fireworks. It flew hazardously until it blew a hole through the back engine of the Egg Carrier.
Stevie: Oops. *pause* Well, I'm sure this will not have any consequences at all.
We then cut inside the computer room, where Dr. Eggman and Princess Elise are reacting to all the flashing red alerts.
Dr. Eggman: Huh? ... The engines are malfunctioning!
Elise stood up from her seat.
Dr. Eggman: And what's this? Stop all engines now!
In frustration, Eggman smacked the keyboard with both hands, causing it to electrocute.
Dr. Eggman: Why is this happening?! NO! We're about to crash!
Flames started to appar from the back of the Egg Carrier.
Stevie: Uh-oh. ...... I didn't do it!
*cut back to the cockpit*
Sonic: Playtime's over!
Sonic had appeared in the room from behind Eggman and Elise.
Elise: Sonic!
She ran behind Sonic. Eggman slowly turned around to him.
Sonic: This ship is about to crash! Too bad, Eggman!
Eggman stomped on the floor, throwing a tantrum.
Eggman: I'm not finished yet!
Sonic guarded Elise with his arms.
Stevie: Yeah, nothing. I just think I might've potentialy screwed myself, that's all.
He then noticed that the ship was nearing the wall of a cliff, unable to stop.
Stevie: I have to go now, babes. I'm about to die now. ...... Yes, you can come to my funeral. But don't bring the kid!
He then hung up. Sonic and Elise ran outside.
Elise: *pointing to a piece of debris flying past* Sonic!
Sonic: Aren't you worried?
Elise: If you have time to worry, then run, right?
The piece of debris exploded, and Sonic jumped off with a smile on his face, using the debris to platform his way through. Stevie meanwhile, ran up to the front of the Carrier.
Stevie: No problem. I can totally make this jump.
He leaped towards a piece of debris... but came up miserably short. That, and the debris piece actually mvoed away from him.
Stevie: Crap on a stick with barbeque sauce.
He then plummeted towards his death. Above him, the Egg Carrier collided into the cliff and exploded. Eggman fell past Stevie in his chair.
Eggman: YAAAAAAAGGHHH‼
Both Stevie and Eggman hit the water. Eggman floated on his chair whilst Stevie sunk.
Stevie: Help! Help! Can't swim! I'm drowning! Unable to breathe! *long pause* ... Duh, I live underwater.
*another Batman-esque transition, Stevie's head bumps into the camera during which.
Stevie: Ha-ha... oww!*
Stevie was now in Giovanni's secret cave behind the Tohjo Falls within
Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver. He is sitting behind a rock next to a static-y radio.
Radio: ...giving chase appro... ...onth ago... ...seen since this...
Stevie: Wow. A manhunt for me. They are desperate. But they'll NEVER find me in this cave! This time, I'm sure I haven't plucked myself into one of Sticklyman's obscure references! Ha-ha-HA... Hold the phone. *picks up his cellphone* If my escapades have been chronicled into this little topic on the forum... then... that HAS to mean that...
I can't believe it took you THIS long to realize this.
Steive: Wow. I've been screwed from the start of this whole thing.
That's right, you little bugger! And I'm taking you back!
Stevie: Okay first of all, who says, "Bugger"?
Australians. And to a lesser extent, England.
Stevie: How did you even find me in the first place?
I had someone... on the inside.
(A woman in a black veil appears, holding up a cellphone.)
Woman: 'Sup, Steves?
Steve: *gasp* Barbara?! But I was going to illegally abduct you and force you into a marriage next month!
The woman revealed her veil revealing to be... Producer Randy.
Producer Randy: iSorpresa!
Stevie: PORQUE?!
Let's go home, you little jellybag.
Stevie: Not so fast! I refuse to work under such EXTREME conditions you've been implicating on me!
... All I did was deduct your pay by ONE PENNY.
Stevie: Yeah well, I could be having just a few more pieces of penny candy now if not for you and your stupid little "buget cuts"! Besdies, your dumb little fanfics are over! Both of your regulars are long gone, and even YOU are losing interest!
I do indeed agree with that statement, which is why I offer a proposition. Look, your contract is only good for eight more fanfics, right?
Stevie: Yeah, but you've got WAY more than eight waiting.
No no no, listen. I will leave eight fanfcs reserved, and the rest will be summarized.
Stevie: Summarized?
Yeah like, I'll write out the fanfics as a summary, including scenes I really wanted the good people at, um.. durr...
Stevie: SpongeBuddy Forums.
Yeah yeah, that place! So, what do ya say?
Stevie: Hmm, eight fanfics you say?
The majority of them are shorts.
Stevie: I dunno, I haven't been myself lately since that pay deduction...
Bu-- I-- It-- *groan* Compromise. I'll reserve the eight fanfics AND I'll raise your pay up by ONE HALF-CENT.
Stevie: Hmm, put up the rest of them Stevie Shorts and give me my own series and we got a deal!
Wha-- your own series?! I'll have to see about that one!
Stevie: Ehh. It was worth a shot.
Great! I'll see you tomorrow!
Stevie: Uh-huh.
Producer Randy walked up to him.
Randy: Usted sabe, I'll still accept that invitación al matrimonio...
Stevie's eyebrows raised. After a pause...
Stevie: *running offscreen* TAAAAAAXI!
Man It's been along time since I've written something Spongebob-related. But I hope this counts because it's getall your gon na from me that's SB related..unless until I start on that SB/P & F crossover I've been thinking about.
But on to this. So it's an obvious Parody Of Phineas And Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown.
Much like the real countdown, you send in your Top 10 Spongebob Songs to me...or anyone other loser who volunteers and me (Or The Loser) will basically count the votes based upon however many times some songs on appear on however many peoples list....or something. I didn't really plan this out. But that other loser might figure it out.
And UNLIKE the real countdown, I won't base Number 1 on whatever is the most popular song.
The countdown itself will be hosted by Plankton and Krabs...and me. Yes. I'm in this. But don't worry, I'll give many SBM Members some cameos!
So here's the here's the roster.
Plankton=Doofenshmirtz
Mr.Krabs=Major Monogram
Me=Myself
Spongebob=Perry(It would make more sense that way)
Squidward=Carl
And anyone I left out is an SBM member (Yes even Irving). And a bunch other people and stuff will show up that was never in The Real Countdown!
So...get voting...or making those lists...whatever works.
Note To Self: Plan things out before hand.
So that's it...you can go now. If you haven't already.
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(you may have seen a couple of them, specially the SB one since it's been on my 'About Me' page for days 
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