Mister Talent/Moving Out/Put on Trial

Notice how I refer to the guy as an elderly man. It's considered impolite to call someone "old" in the US.

By the way, "Officer Tyke" is the name I gave to the male police officer who works with Officer Nancy from Nasty Patty, Party Pooper Pants, and SpongeBob Meets the Strangler.

Put on Trial
The Big House

We cut to the Bikini Bottom Jailhouse from No Free Rides. SpongeBob is now in an orange jailer's costume in front of the pay phone. Officer Tyke is standing by him.

Officer Tyke: You got one phone call, kid.
SpongeBob: But, I'm telling you! It was all an accident!
Officer Tyke: That's what they all say! (pause) No really, that's what they all say. (points to cells)

We cut to the jail cells to see all the jailed people blurting out stuff like, "I swear, I didn't mean to do it!", "Why would I want to injure an old guy?", or "Please, I'll never do it again!"

Officer Tyke: Like I said, you got one phone call. After that, it's off to the cell! So make it a wise call.
SpongeBob: (putting quarters in) Thank you, officer. I think I know just who to call. (starts dialing)

We cut to Patrick asleep in his chair at his rock. The conch on his nightstand starts ringing. Patrick wakes up and picks it up.

Patrick: Hello.

We hear SpongeBob gabbering on the phone.

Patrick: Hello.

More gabbering.

Patrick: Hello.

More gabbering.

Patrick: Hello.

SpongeBob hung up.

Officer Tyke: Alright, kid, come with me.

We cut to SpongeBob being locked in his cell. He is now wearing a traditional jailer's outfit. His cell looks a bit uncomfortable. It has a dirty toilet, a moldy half-working sink, a broken drinking fountain, and a spring-mattress bed. Someone had graffitied "Krabs is a loser PLANKTON RULES" on the wall. Can you guess who?

We heard a knock on the door.

Officer Tyke: (offscreen) What do you want, kid?
Patrick: (offscreen) I'm here to see my friend, uh...
Officer Tyke: Nancy?
Patrick: No, no.
Officer Tyke: Rob? Julie? Andy? Eric?
Patrick: No...I think.
Officer Tyke: Craig? Marco?
Patrick: Polo!
Officer Tyke: SpongeBob?
Patrick: Yeah, him!
Officer Tyke: Okay, right this way.

Officer Tyke led Patrick to SpongeBob's cell.

Patrick: (pulls out a birthday cake) Happy birthday, SpongeBob! I even hid that file in it like you asked me to.
Officer Tyke: (opens one eye) File?
SpongeBob: (nervously) Um, what file, Patrick? I didn't say anything about a file.
Patrick: Don't you remember, SpongeBob? You asked me to make for your birhtday and hide a file in it so you could break out of jail!
Officer Tyke: What?!

We cut to Patrick being kicked out of the jailhouse.

Patrick: Wait, you didn't even blow the candles!!!

We heard a loud thud from offscreen.

Patrick: I'm okay!

*bubble transition*

End of The Big House

Next scene: Stevie's Fair Trial!
 
Put on Trial
Stevie's Fair Trial

Narrator: LATER THAT NIGHT

It was nighttime. The moonlight shone through the windows as SpongeBob tossed and turned in his bed. He was awakened by a clattering sound. He looked up to see a ceiling tile clattering. Finally, it was kicked off by Stevie's shoe.

A grappling hook hooked onto the of the window bars as Stevie swung down in his strnager outfit from Curse of the Were-Jellyfish 2: The Past Returns.

SpongeBob: Stevie, what are you doing?
Stevie: (takes off welding mask) What does it look like I'm doing? I'm saving your back!
SpongeBob: Why?
Stevie: Well, I feel I'm the one who got you into this mess, what with me taking your wallet and all, and plus, I had to be quarantined for a few hours from eating too many sundaes, so I got bored. Now, here's the plan. See that window?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Stevie: On the count of three, you grab onto me and I grapple this hook onto the bars and we squeeze out the window. One, two...three!

They swung to the window but hit the bars with a long CLANG! They landed on the cold hard ground, exhausted.

SpongeBob: Any more bright ideas?
Stevie: Yup. I made a backup plan in case this one didn't work. (pulls out a pink hair-dryer) I'll use my Super-Heat Ray to melt the bars and then we'll use my Toilet Plungers of Doom to climb up the wall and jump out the window.
SpongeBob: Stevie, that's Pearl's hair-dryer.
Stevie: Yeah, I know. I kinda figured if it could ruin Pearl's hair, it could ruin the bars. I guess not. (pulls out book called "Trial by Jury for Dunces") Lucilly, I already signed us up for a trial at Bikini Bottom court in case the backup plan didn't work either.
SpongeBob: Great! But who's gonna be my lawyer?
Stevie: Who do you think? Me!
SpongeBob: (sarcastic) Oh, yay. I'm saved now.
Officer Tyke: (walking over) Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Stevie: (whispering to SpongeBob) See you at court tomorrow. (to Officer Tyke, putting on welding mask) You saw nothing!

He grappled onto the ceiling and swung away.

Officer Tyke: (to SpongeBob) You know that guy?
SpongeBob: Never seen him before in my life.

A bubble transition brought us to tomorrow morning. Stevie was waiting in an odd-looking car. Officer Tyke led a handcuffed SpongeBob into the car and jumped into the back. Stevie started the car and it slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly went.

Officer Tyke: Uh, kid, why is your little car only going 2 miles per hour?
Stevie: It's a crazy car. It takes me nowhere. Leads me nowhere. But actually, it's made for that.
SpongeBob: Made for that?
Officer Tyke: (singing) CRA-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-ZY CAR!!!!

They both stared at him.

Officer Tyke: I don't why I just sung that.

*bubble transition*

End of Stevie's Fair Trial

Next scene: Order in the Court!
 
Put on Trial
Order in the Court!

We now cut to the Bikini Bottom Courthouse.

SpongeBob in regular outfit, No-Name in lawyer's outfit, and Officer Tyke arrived and sat at the defendant's desk. Officer Nancy wheeled in the elderly man, now in a wheelchair and wearing an eyepatch. He eyes at SpongeBob, who gulped. Patrick also walked in, wearing a lawyer's uniform.

SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick: (pulls out smushed-up birthday cake) You didn't blow our your candles!
SpongeBob: Why are you wearing that suit?
Patrick: Oh, that! That old guy asked me if I could be his lawyer, so I said "sure".
SpongeBob: What?!
Bailef: Order in the court! Order in the court! The honorable Judge Finkleback presiding. *falls asleep*
Finkleback: Is the plantiff to procede?
Elderly man: Yes, your honor. (grabs paper from Patrick) Milk, cheese, eggs, and peanut butter?!
Finkleback: What?
Patrick: Oh, heh heh. Sorry. That was my shopping list.
Finkleback: (sighs) You guys got no mojo. Got none at all. Your opening statement, defendant?
Stevie: Oh, yes. Here you go.

SpongeBob: (reading)
Fellow citizens of Bikini Bottom, you know, and I know, it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it! I was getting my bank card, for the love of noodles!

And if you're gonna treat me that way, then I'm out! If you're just gonna leave me that way, then I'm out! Peace out, yeah!

Everyone stared at SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: (points to Stevie) He wrote it.
Stevie: I was just trying to put some rebellism into this trial?

SpongeBob slapped his head.

SpongeBob: This is going to be a long trial.

End of Order in the Court!

Next scene: Patrick's First Witness!
 
Hey, am I the only one who's noticed that you haven't made any Pokemon references lately? Next thing you know, you'll be calling yourself... um... (looks up) Nat Wolff. LOL!!
 
Put on Trial
Patrick's First Witness!

Finkleback: Would the plantiff like to call his first witness?
Elderly man: Yes, your honor.
Patrick: I call...Plankton to the stand!
Everyone: WHAT?!!?

We cut to Plankton sitting at the bench.

Plankton: What do you want, creaton?
Patrick: You're up to something, aren't you?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?
Plankton: (afraid) You called me here!
Patrick: A likely story! Where were you on the day of tomorrow?!
Plankton: Wha, that doesn't make any sense!!
Patrick: Wrong! What color is my underwear?!
Plankton: Um, uh...white?
Patrick: No!
Plankton: Yellow?
Patrick: Wrong again!!! I'm not wearing any underwear!!!
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, remember that talk we had about saying that?
Plankton: I...I...
Patrick: If you're going to keep trying to toy me like this, then you're out of here!
Plankton: Uh...

We cut to Plankton being thrown out of the courthouse.

Plankton: If that's not love, then what is?!

We heard a loud thud from offscreen.

Plankton: I'm okay!
Finkleback: Okay...would the defendant like to call their first witness?
Stevie: Yes, your honor. Defense calls Mr. Krabs to the stand!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?
Stevie: Trust me on this.
Bailef: (to Mr. Krabs) Sir, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and to give me pie?!
Mr. Krabs: (pulls out apple pie) Uh, is apple okay?
Bailef: Mm, sure. (scarves down pie)
Stevie: Mr. Krabs, describe SpongeBob's loyalty and service to his job at the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Well, he's a very hard-working employee, especially a hard worker then Squidward. (mumbling) Aren't we all.
Stevie: Then, what happened last August?
Mr. Krabs: Well, it was a crazy time, and PokDouglas wanted it to mirror Wallace and Gromit, I suppose.
Stevie: Hm, that makes sense. No further questions. NOW GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!!
Finkleback: (whispering to Bailef) Are there any sane lawyers in this courtroom?
Bailef: No, I don't believe so, your honor.
Stevie: Hey!
Bailef: They're like hardcore wrestlers with inner feelings.

*bubble transition*

End of Patrick's First Witness!

Next scene: Stevie's Speech!
 
PokDouglas13 said:
Finkleback: (whispering to Bailef) Are there any sane lawyers in this courtroom?
Bailef: No, I don't believe so, your honor.
No-Name: Hey!
Bailef: They're like hardcore wrestlers with inner feelings.
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I always thought lawyers were like those humanoid... things in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
 
Put on Trial
Stevie's Speech

*bubble transition*

Finkleback: Has the jury reahced a verdict?
Stevie: Wait, wha? No prosecutions, no closing statements, no nothing?
Finkleback: I just want to go home and finish my soup, kid. So we're just gonna skip all that. Besides, the last thing we need to hear is the plantiff's speech.
Patrick: What?! But I spent all night writing it!
Elderly man: (grabs paper from Patrick) Let me see it. (skims paper) These are the lyrics to the Naked Brothers Band song "I'm Out".
Patrick: So? It counts.
Finkleback: (whispering to Bailef) As soon as this trial's over, kick these two lawyers outta here!
Bailef: Yes, your honor.
Stevie: (jumps unto table) Now wait just a minute!
Bailef: Kid, there is no jumping onto tables in this courtroom!
Stevie: You can't hold a trial with no prosecutions! Without that, it's just not a trial!
Bailef: He's right, you know.
Finkleback: Sssh.
Stevie: This is just unpatriotic!
Finkleback: Kid, the judge is the boss. It's in the rules.
Stevie: Rules schmules! I have been like this for about five months now, and do you think I've spent these past five months just following rules? No! I'm a rebel! The people who fought for our city were rebels! The Naked Brothers Band are rebels! Even Patrick's a rebel!
Patrick: *asleep, snoring*
Stevie: Telling me to follow rules is like telling a snail to not trail slime anymore! We can't help it, it's in our blood! I'm a rebel! And deep down inside, we're all rebels!!!
PokDouglas: Now wait just a minute, Stevie!
Stevie: (gasp) It's PokDouglas, the SBM member that made me who I am! Quiet, everyone! The author is speaking to us!

Everyone immediately went dead silent.

PokDouglas: Stevie, let me tell you something. I kinda skipped the story to the verdict because the episode was getting a bit long. It's supposed to be an 11-minute length episode, like the real episodes from the show. So uh, just go with it, okay?
Stevie: (sits down) Oh, okay. Carry on.
Finkleback: Your verdict, jury?
Fred: (standing up) Yes, your honor. We find the defendant...........................
SpongeBob: Well? Well?
PokDouglas: (to Fred) What the heck are you doing?
Fred: Uh, pausing to build up the suspense?
PokDouglas: Just tell them already!
Fred: Okay, okay! We find the defendant not guilty. Happy?
SpongeBob and Stevie: YEAH!!!! WHOO!!!
Elderly man: Bu, bu...
SpongeBob: Listen, mister, I swear to you, it was just an accident. I didn't mean to injure you like that. Look into my eyes! Do I look like a mean, elderly person-not-respecter?
Elderly man: (smiles) Well, okay, but please don't do it again. My medical bill is really high at this point.
SpongeBob: (shakes hands) No problem.
Stevie: You know what I noticed throughout this entire thing?
PokDouglas: You mean besides the fact that I've been sneaking Naked Brothers Band references throught this thing?
Stevie: Yeah. I can't help but feel we forgot something. Something important.

We cut to the outside of Mr. Krab's anchor.

Pearl: Daddy! Have you seen my hair-dryer? I can't find it anywhere!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, darlin', can't hear ya!

End of Mister Talent/Moving Out/Put on Trial

Next story: Best Friends Forever and Ever!

Like how I weasled myself into the story? :tonguexd:
 
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